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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you

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10 minutes ago, uoftorange said:

There is nothing trivial about AD's goods

 

10 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

There is absolutely nothing trivial about those cans.

True...but i figured we need to christen every new thread w/ tits in BL's honor.

 

and you know, for science.

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1 hour ago, Tommy El Gato said:

The feel of car paint after a fresh wax.

Agreed, although I would tweak it and the feel after a fresh claybar and wax.

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So tonight I stole the grape flavored PEZ candy from my kids.

Best flavor yet. Probably approaches meth or crack. Must acquire more.

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When my server makes eye contact with me and just a simple head nod to bring another beer while they're walking through the section on the way to another table.

It's a nice attention to detail to notice my drink is low. It's an automatic 25% tip minimum.

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When you’ve got a rushed morning and you don’t shower so you wear a baseball hat and people are like “oh hey are you excited about opening day?” and you say “yeah!”

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On 3/27/2018 at 9:13 PM, 'stache said:

Scratching my nuts, even when they’re not that itchy.

When someone else scratches your nuts 

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That so many people think only the line labelled unlimited at the car wash can be used with the unlimited pass. Leaves the other lines shorter for me.

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seeing a 4-5 year old( no pedo!)in his spiderman mask and superman cape while walking with momma to pick up older sibling from school.

 

In the same vein as  hearing a young child laughing their ass off.

 

Salve for the soul...

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Timing the gas pump so it comes out to $__.99.  It's great if I cut it off right on .99.  Sometimes I get to .98 then fuck up and pass .99 to .00 or higher.  In which case I move to the next chance up.  Hey it gives me something to do, and I rarely fill up because I want to use up gas more quickly to keep it fresher.

(I have another good reason for doing this .99 thing, actually, security involved)

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a hot shower... but not just any hot shower (all showers, except golden, are great), but the one in particular is the 5-6ish PM Saturday afternoon shower after a few hours of hard work outside sweating your ass off getting ready for a night out on the town knowing you're get some action at night's end. And yes, a shower beer is included in this. That's the good stuff. 

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7 hours ago, bluto said:

a hot shower... but not just any hot shower (all showers, except golden, are great), but the one in particular is the 5-6ish PM Saturday afternoon shower after a few hours of hard work outside sweating your ass off getting ready for a night out on the town knowing you're get some action at night's end. And yes, a shower beer is included in this. That's the good stuff. 

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