Jump to content

Leaderboard

  1. Brisketexan

    Brisketexan

    Legacy Members


    • Points

      54

    • Posts

      50653


  2. SquishMitten

    SquishMitten

    Burnt Ends


    • Points

      42

    • Posts

      6425


  3. SydneyCarton

    SydneyCarton

    Certifiably Surly


    • Points

      39

    • Posts

      20440


  4. texifornia

    texifornia

    Certifiably Surly


    • Points

      36

    • Posts

      39966


Popular Content

Showing content with the highest reputation on 12/12/19 in all areas

  1. This seems appropriate. Wife was preparing dinner last night, making a pizza with this stuff because she’s decided to be gluten free: Wanna guess what she liberally applied to keep it from sticking to everything while she was rolling it out?
    32 points
  2. I thought Iceman was the no CR version of slorch. I'm about to take CR access away from you on this account because you arent adding anything to the conversation and people have actually told you what to read and where to find it and you are replying with full turn your brain off parrot lines.
    20 points
  3. I'm driving to work. I'm stopped at a stop sign to turn left onto a two-lane, one-way road. Two bro's in a new Dodge Charger small dick mobile are across from me, with their turn signal on, indicating they will be turning right onto the same two-lane road. One lane for them to turn into, one lane for me to turn into, no problem. Both lanes are clear at the same time, we both start to go. However, despite their signal, they go straight, at the same time I'm turning in front of them. We both stop, collision avoided, no big deal. I wave and start to drive off since I'm blocking them but they aren't blocking me. Bro in passenger seat gets out of car, screaming at me to "STOP!!" and stands in front of me so I can't go. I start to go around him, and he goes full Hulk smash road rage on my hood. At this point we are blocking both lanes of the two way. Driver gets out, comes over and sticks his head through the open window of my passenger door and starts yelling some shit at me, reaching through the window like he's going to grab me or something. If I were a hothead who carried a gun, that mother fucker would have been deader than fried chicken at this point. However... what both these idiots don't realize is that waiting behind them is a sheriff's deputy. He blares his siren and through the loudspeaker and yells "Get back in your car and pull over!". He gets out, gun drawn. They get back in, and pull over; I pull over also. Over the loudspeaker, deputy tells us to remain in our vehicles. After a few minutes when DPS back up arrives, both of those wastes of resources are cuffed and stuffed. Turns out, I personally know the DPS trooper who takes my info-- he's a neighbor who I occasionally see and talk to walking the dogs. .He says "You are free to go Mr. Drifter. I'll be in contact." As I'm driving off, I see their car getting tossed. Just thought I'd share
    17 points
  4. I'm not going off of any knowledge of this doctor specifically, but Herman has said he was a leader in his field for these types of surgeries. I'm going to assume he wasn't just fucking lying to everyone at a press conference. I'm also going to assume that being sued for malpractice isn't all that rare. In fact, a quick google says more than half of all doctors in 2017 were sued, and 85% of surgeons and specialists. https://medicalliabilitymonitor.com/news/medscape-malpractice-report-2017-finds-the-majority-of-physicians-sued/ There's a reason doctor's malpractice insurance is fucking astronomical, because they get sued all the time but a bunch of piece of shit quick buck assholes, and it's only getting worse as our society grows more litigious. So if about 85% of all surgeons are sued at some point, you continuing to bang the drum that this guy is a shitty doctor despite the fact a fuck ton of NFL players go there to get their surgeries seems particularly fucking Eeyore, even for your ass. Seriously, if this is how you view your fucking hobby, I can't imagine your general demeanor and attitude over things that are actually important in your life. Do you just fucking cry underneath your cubicle on a daily basis when the breakroom runs out of tea?
    16 points
  5. yeah right no cloak room at all ....get this fucking shit over to that fucking retard zoo
    14 points
  6. Maladjusted? Compared to “normal” teenagers glued to their phones and doing stupid shit on TikTok? She’s a teenage girl with Aspergers trying to change the world by walking the walk instead of Tweeting nonsense. And she should be furious. I’m furious and I’ll probably die before the earth truly starts to deteriorate. I’d be bursting with uncontainable pride if she were my kid. One of the only things that give me hope is knowing my daughters/Greta’s generation will be in power when I’m old and vulnerable. They’re angry. They’re organized. They mean business and they’re gonna get shit done. Maladjusted????? Okay boomer.
    12 points
  7. Teenager absolutely owning a 70 year old Pussy Ass Motherfucker
    10 points
  8. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
    10 points
  9. It is neither conservatives nor mainstream Republicans that are seeking to ban porn. This should be in the cloak room.
    10 points
  10. https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2866444-he-will-be-a-hero-to-a-lot-of-people?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=programming-national&fbclid=IwAR2fQOswwNEFivwEcosajQgSQ6mo3-ym7YnWncN8ZSROxea8LX66C6cS9g0
    9 points
  11. "College football is better when Texas is good," Robinson says. "Trying to get them back to the top is my mindset. I mean, I could go to Ohio State or LSU or a team that's already enjoying great success. But getting Texas back to where it needs to be is what my focus is." Do this and I know quite a few burnt orange faithful that will consider him a hero too.
    9 points
  12. Excellent reply. And absofuckinglutely I am. I bought an inappropriate sweater that I feel adequately represents my feelings, and I'm bringing a bottle of bourbon to pour into a bowl. They want everyone to eat soup? Fine. I'll sit down and drink whiskey with a spoon until I'm drunk enough to make them all wish they had made better decisions.
    8 points
  13. I turned off all alerts a long time ago. Fuck Amber, fuck the police, fuck your grandma wandering off in her Buick, fuck your flash flood warning. Fuck all of you. Who's next?
    7 points
  14. First off, feel free to go fuck yourself. I'm not bitchy, I'm pointedly critical. Second, lets be honest, it seems like it's a takedown because it's a fucking takedown. That guy made a point weeks back of implying that we send our athletes to shitty doctors, when clearly he was clueless about what medical malpractice suits mean. I didn't read that thread, but I'm assuming he got shouted down, what with the fact that the guy performs those surgeries for NFL players on the regular. Then, he comes back weeks later in an effort to push the same fucking agenda because...why? There's a point where you're negative, and then there's a point past that where you're attempting to push some kind of bizarre agenda. That what? We don't take care of our players? We send them to horrific sawbones when injured? Satya is flat out transforming into the Carl Winslow of UT Treats Players Like Shit before our very eyes, and he should be mocked for that behavior. He's one step away form showing up and saying "The Medical Treatment players get EVERYWHERE else in the Big 12 is thot, but UT only uses fat ugly doctors. I've seen the players complain about their surgeons on Twitter." It's not only absurd, it's wrong. At this point I honestly don't think Satya even feels pleasure when he ejaculates.
    7 points
  15. You clowns can hardly read but you can read into shit like Pros.
    7 points
  16. He’s been granted an extra hour on Internet privileges during the holidays for good behavior in his wing of the nuthouse.
    7 points
  17. "The proposal also calls for removing carbon regulations in an effort to push businesses to innovate in a clean energy future." Now THAT's a republican proposal
    7 points
  18. 6 points
  19. Me four years ago: eh, I'm not really into politics Me today: Carmarthen East and Dinefwr's gone Labour?! Yes!
    6 points
  20. Greta put herself in the public square of debate on issues that are important to all. Those issues are fair game in that court. Baron hasn't put himself in the public square in any way. It's fair to say he's off limits to those with normal boundaries. Neither of those things is relevant to an old man going after a minor in the public space in an ad hominem way. But it's Trump, so we know that there is no bottom. Add it to the list of things he needs to go get fucked about.
    6 points
  21. "Donald Trump has a son and his name is Barron" - some professor lady "Greta needs anger management" - THE MOTHERFUCKING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES 60 million people are pretending that the first sentence somehow is worse. Another few tens of millions are arguing that both sides need to tame the rhetoric. While supremely dumb, this discussion is an excellent representation of everything that is wrong in this stupid country right now.
    6 points
  22. And no one said shit about Baron. That lady literally said “Trump can name his son Baron but he can’t make him a barron.” Don’t fall for the gaslighting. Trump and his minions have called Greta horrible this, mocked her aspergers, harassed David Hogg & other teenage school shooting survivors etc. Not one person of note has said boo about Baron Trump unless it’s to express pity for his horrible family.
    6 points
  23. This Gadot? I'd be ok to wait a little longer.
    6 points
  24. 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1 Hey, I'm late 40s and been married 25 years. Hook'em
    6 points
  25. Nebraska as they exit the B12 and trash everything whilst showing their asses on their way out: "Texas only cares about money and that's why we had to leave." Also Nebraska: "We're getting paid a lot more to suck in the B1G, so in your face, Texas."
    6 points
  26. I’m about to sweep the leg on some of the stupid motherfuckers on this thread.
    6 points
  27. The flaw in your plan is when you only bring some of the shit out, she believes she does not have enough shit and proceeds to buy more shit. And so the unused pile grows each year. unless this is a long con to build up a massive Xmas decoration surplus, then one season bring it all out and watch her confusion as she tries to fit it all around the house. If that’s the case then I salute you.
    6 points
  28. I’m checking y’all, don’t want to piss him off haha I’m more desperate for answers than y’all at this point. He will tell me when it’s about to happen and if something else happens. I still think it’s happening
    5 points
  29. It’s worse than that. Donald Trump used millions in taxpayer money and his power as president to extort a foreign government to generate bullshit propaganda intended to slander Trump’s chief political rival. Contrast that with Obama refusing to announce the investigation into Russian interference in 2016 so as not to create even the appearance he was meddling with the election.
    5 points
  30. Ya pumpkin headed freak Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
    5 points
  31. Lol, not that anything is shocking anymore, but the President of the United States was just intellectually pwned by a teenager.
    5 points
  32. I would be a little concerned if law enforcement knew my Surly screen name but then again maybe he just means he's going to pos rep you
    5 points
  33. THE PROFESSOR LADY LITERALLY JUST SAID HIS NAME. The difference you’re talking about doesn’t even exist. She said she regretted the remark because right wing dickflaps started caterwauling as if she called him a fuckboy with a bad haircut and stinky breath. She should haven’t apologized at all. She wasn’t making fun of him or his name - she was making a point that America doesn’t have kings or queens or barrons or princes. I don’t see how you don’t see that you’ve fallen for their trick.
    5 points
  34. higher? I thought Ash wanted to be the very best... like no one ever was.
    5 points
  35. The reason we can’t prove it to you is because you’re a fucking idiot
    5 points
  36. Good. His offense is boring as shit.
    5 points
  37. There's a word for the Germans who joined the nazi party but didn't share the same hatred of Jews that Hitler had. We call them nazis.
    5 points
  38. There's no reason to do something dumb like hiring Chip Long or someone else who sucks shit through a straw. If Herman can't find an OC who will be an upgrade over himself, he ought to go out and hire the best recruiters and developers to come and be position coaches. And then just keep coordinating the offense, even if he doesn't want to. Our offense was good last year, and if he had coaches who could actually develop WR talent and assist with scheme, it would have been excellent. The only reason to go away from what has worked is if we can upgrade. There's zero reason to take a step back by hiring someone like Chip fucking Long. Frankly, I feel the same way about Rhett Lashlee.
    5 points
  39. I actually managed to cause that this year. G: Which boxes should I bring down for today? Mrs G: All of them G: There's not room for them all, tell me which things you want to put out today. Mrs G: Just get them all! G: <stacks every box in living room> Mrs G: OMG I can't get to anything or even walk in here! G: No shit, that's what I told you. So I toted some boxes back up to attic. Extra labor? Yes. But worth it to watch the reaction.
    5 points
  40. That's how you end up with Bob Stoops on your roof on Christmas Eve.
    5 points
This leaderboard is set to Chicago/GMT-05:00


×
×
  • Create New...