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Showing content with the highest reputation on 05/27/20 in Posts

  1. The country's already been gutted. It's just been done among so much chaos and over enough time that we haven't fully caught up to the fact yet. So sick of hearing that we're heading toward a breakdown of rule of law, or headed toward an unfair election, or headed to whatever. We are there. And I'm not going to calm down. Right now the DOJ is serving as the president's enforcer, the State Department is gutted, we've cozied up to dictators and shit upon our closest allies, 100,000 dead, 30 million unemployed, locked up brown children, hurricane season coming, a federal government that provides aid based on how much governors suck up to him and whether he won the electoral vote there, and an active campaign to suppress voting. If we're not angry now, we might as well call it a day.
    18 points
  2. This is not the bump I was hoping for.
    15 points
  3. STOP IGNORING THE BEST NEWS OF THE DAY This shit means they have a plan on how to pitch monetizing NLI at Texas, and early data says that Austin is the strongest market for college personalities in the country. Big fucking deal.
    14 points
  4. A few of my favorite shots from my time spent at Kennedy. It's impossible to express how amazing it is to experience a launch up close. Most of these are STS-115.
    12 points
  5. Yeah. Insulting a black caller by assuming he has a bone in his nose and generally spreading hate against nonwhites ain't really my jam. In fact, it kinda pisses me off. But it's no surprise you feel the need to defend the cocksucker.
    11 points
  6. Lmao. Good for them. Not making it easy for this murderer.
    10 points
  7. made carnitas on Monday. used some of the leftovers to make my version of the Cubanito. I guess you could say it was the Cubanito-lite, since I didn't have any ham or bacon. still have some LOs, so I made a more traditional cuban sandwich for lunch, today. also slammed, etc.
    10 points
  8. Well except for the fact that with one you have a dead person and with the other Target is out some comforter sets. Other than that they're 100% the same.
    9 points
  9. I don't think the doctor who's been fighting in the hospitals on the front lines of the Coronavirus in Chicago, giving first hand insight to surly on the thread in the daily texan, on top of being a fairly active and consistent poster over here on the recruiting boards for years, needs to show up here to whore for rep, dude. We're not aggy here. He can be a filthy, mouth-breathing sooner (and he is), but most of us here can take him has a poster based on the summation of his merits. You do seem a little short on rep though bud.
    9 points
  10. there is no better measure of social capital than your perception on surlyhorns.com
    9 points
  11. That's just the older Republicans who love the tax cuts and poisoning the earth but prefer to keep the racism a little quieter.
    9 points
  12. Guy complaining about internet reputation points calls others snowflakes. Settle down, Nancy. I’m sure you’ll kill a bunch of libs in your shoot em up fantasy land
    9 points
  13. Janky-ass Rube Goldberg machine works.
    9 points
  14. I didn't know there were people that read entire Lobo posts. I don't know how you balance that time commitment with a job, family, etc.
    9 points
  15. Read?? He couldn't even find The Atlantic on a map.
    9 points
  16. i thought Biden's response was spot on today.. "He's a fool. An absolute fool to talk that way," Biden told Bash. "I mean, every leading doc in the world is saying you should wear a mask when you're in a crowd. Especially when you know you're going to be in a position where you're gonna inadvertently get closer than 12 feet to somebody." "It's costing people's lives," Biden added. When asked if he believes that wearing a mask is the marker of strength or weakness, as Trump seems to think, Biden answered neither. "Leadership," he said. "What it presents and projects is leadership." "Presidents are supposed to lead, not engage in folly, and be falsely masculine,"
    9 points
  17. Exactly. Oh, they're suffering so much from this tragedy that it's understandable that they need a new 65" Samsung for free. We all know that whenever you feel aggrieved you get to do whatever you want for 72 hours. Get the fuck out of here with that enabling bullshit. There are thousands of people acting like savages and it's indefensible. And before someone calls me a racist: there are white people there looting, too. They're all just a bunch of freeloaders taking advantage of an opportunity. They don't give a damn about the man's memory; they saw an opportunity to steal with zero chance of getting caught, and they took it, because they're criminals. Stop defending them. The real shame of it is that somewhere in those crowds right now are some people saying inspiring and thought-provoking things. But they're not being heard. Because these criminals have stolen the spotlight and made themselves the story.
    8 points
  18. Take that to Cloak Room. Seriously . . . take it to Cloak Room. I don’t know when the last time the guys over there have seen a pair of tits like that. Might do them some good.
    8 points
  19. The NBA should just go ahead and cancel the season. And next season, just to be safe.
    8 points
  20. Dr Beeper is taking a day off. WOULD THE REST OF YOU STUPID FUCKS STOP ARGUING WITH HIM Any other references to who is an athlete or who isn't will result in a day off.
    8 points
  21. Minnesota Murder Cop
    8 points
  22. Yes. Yes, you are. Of course you are. It would seem weird if you were any other way.
    8 points
  23. Conservative media is going to dedicate 1,000,000,000 times more coverage to black people looting a target than they will to Trump and the GOP letting a virus kill over a hundred thousand Americans.
    7 points
  24. I'd slap a Head Coach in Waiting title onto his current Head Coach title
    7 points
  25. This "libtard" has the weapons and will to shoot back.
    7 points
  26. Someone should call the police.
    6 points
  27. People using this incident as an excuse to steal and vandalize is no better than cops using "resistance" as an excuse to murder.
    6 points
  28. Jesus shit, shut the fuck up and go argue with Derka and Vic Mackey on the football board. Fuck. No one here cares about your incessant wrongheaded opinions on the Cowboys and Branding.
    6 points
  29. Best reply yet. The CULTURE is diabetes, adidas, and traffic.
    6 points
  30. Clay Travis is an SEC mouth breathing moron who should “stick to sports” (I’ve bet he’s said that a time or two towards certain people with certain stances)
    6 points
  31. There will be no leadership like a sheriff involved. Leaders in Trumpism are similar to radical imams. They don't put themselves on the line. They incite others to act alone or in small groups. There will likely be a huge uptick in lone wolf incel terror attacks, and no doubt that many Americans will be in the wrong place at the wrong time, but there will be no insurrection. While Trumptards may make up 35%, you have to remember that most of them are just whiny self proclaimed victims. There are some who are dangerous, but they are a minority. How many of those fat gun toters at the Michigan statehouse do you believe actually have the balls to use the weapon they carry? Those crowds are actually beneficial to us all since it gives guys like that friends that they wouldn't ordinarily have and limits their likelihood to shoot up a mall as a depressed solo shooter.
    6 points
  32. Screaming about twitter, on twitter.
    6 points
  33. I mean, I just don't see how the connection is at all relevant, except for the fact that he was (apparently -- I still want some confirmation that's him) front and center at a rally for a person who LITERALLY SAID THESE EXACT WORDS: The culture of, and endorsing, police brutality, is a lot deeper and broader than just the LEOs themselves. We've got a serious social sickness.
    6 points
  34. We are so completely fucked. I'm actually rooting for India to become a true superpower to counterbalance China. Because there's no fucking way we'll be able to, and we don't even deserve to anymore. As sad as I am about the decline of this country, it's honestly what needs to happen for the good of the species going forward. We had our time and we got fat, lazy, and stupid. Really, really stupid. I've made this analogy before, but if all the nations on earth were represented as kids in a high school cafeteria, we're the big jock who can beat everybody up but can't read. The nerd table who will run the world in twenty years? That's India, China, Japan, Sweden, Norway, and Denmark. And in twenty years we'll be just another former empire relegated to mid-major status, like Spain and Portugal. And we really deserve it.
    6 points
  35. Thots and playas for Carl.
    6 points
  36. I had this happen about 15 years ago. I'm lucky I wasn't shot. There was a crowd of about 60 people...concert venue crowd control is how it started. After about 10 seconds of my buddy saying 'he's not resisting' and him not stopping...while continuing to yell 'stop resisting' - I resisted. His partner just watched and didn't do shit. Anyways, I grabbed his other leg which was right next to my free arm and face and had a solid hold...after him not letting go for about 5 more seconds - this all came out later in court - it felt like he had his knee on my neck for an eternity - I wrenched it as hard as I could and felt a solid pop. I'm lucky as hell I wasn't shot. He rolled over screaming and his partner cuffed me and tossed me in the cop car. Asshole had a compound fracture that ended up getting infected and he filed for permanent disability. I posted the whole thing back on surly but if I was just a couple shades darker, I'd 100% be a dead man. I got off on all charges then he sued me civilly because he's a pussy.
    6 points
  37. my next door neighbor growing up had the most insane case of little man syndrome you've ever seen, plus sociopathic and psychopathic tendencies. he worshipped a&m, and his life's dream was to become a member of the vaunted aggy corp of cadets. his psycho parents fed into this kid's psycho tendencies by constantly weaponizing him throughout the years, making sure that every birthday and christmas he got a gaggle of new toys with which to set fire to things and murder animals. the guy seriously shot his brother's cat in the head with a real bow and arrow when he was in like 5th grade, and they just continued to give the little psycho more weapons- knives, swords, chinese throwing stars, stakes, spikes, you name it. I once saw him grab a gold fish out of their koi pond, douse it in lighter fluid, stab it to death with a garden spike, and then cheer and celebrate. this kid was the poster child for the triangle of sociopathy/future serial killer warning signs. guess what he does for a living now? yep. this psycho has been climbing the ranks at HPD for I want to say almost 15 years now, if not more. he started at the bottom, worked his way up to sargent, and is now quite high up within the homeland security division of HPD. i would say that this is frightening, and that it's only a matter of time before he kills someone, except that he already has killed someone, years ago, with a brand new shotgun that his idiot parents had bought him as a christmas gift. i mean you just knew he couldn't wait to use it, right? he got a report of a burglary, showed up to the scene, saw a teenager running out of the house and just blasted him right there on the front porch, no questions asked. kid died right there. that was over a decade ago, and yet the guy hasn't stopped climbing the ranks. Police are not special people, and in fact in my experience it is not uncommon at all for police forces around this area, the south, and even the country in general to be populated more by these types of of lifetime losers who just want a taste of power than they are by people who meet even the most basic standards of reason, empathy, and logic. they are not heroes, and in fact they far more often appear to be bullied kids who've grown up to be Legal Bullies with the Blue Shield protecting them more than they ever protect any of us. fuck cops, and fuck anyone who's still out here talking about "back the blue."
    6 points
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