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Showing content with the highest reputation on 12/29/20 in Posts

  1. I honor of Tom’s las game at Texas......i unleashed some BDE on the BGE IMG_0812.mov
    27 points
  2. HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM SOMEONE I TRUST AND HE SAID IT'S HAPPENING! GET TO YOUR BUNKERS BOYS AND GIRL!
    22 points
  3. Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson touched the ball - 163 yards, 14 points. Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson didn't touch the ball - 22 yards, 0 points. Someone please launch Tom Herman into the fucking sun.
    16 points
  4. 15 points
  5. Ireland gives their citizens 300 euros a week and they're country is made up of drunk gypsies. We're the richest country in the world. We just gave billions of dollars of OUR money to other countries but we can't give our own citizens a ONE time check for $2000. The country is a joke.
    14 points
  6. Cheezit bowl, they dumped a bunch of crackers on Gundy. Valero Bowl, we dump a bunch of gas on Tom?
    12 points
  7. I can read lips. Mensa said "hey you wanna go back in the game" and Sam was like "does it look like it, dickmunch?" and Herman said "hey, be nice, now" and Sam said "fuck your face, you fucking fuckfaced fuck" and Herman said "fine, be that way"
    12 points
  8. Shoulder injury from carrying his coaches dead carcass around.
    12 points
  9. My boy is ready for the new regime.
    12 points
  10. you guys know what to do.
    10 points
  11. Take Nutcracker with you on your next walk.
    10 points
  12. Targeting is fucking stupid. Overshown was trying to go low to hit the dude's legs and dude slid at same time.
    9 points
  13. Anyone who has ever met Jamaal Charles understands that there is no actual bar for academics for UT football admission.
    9 points
  14. Hey, you May/June fellas....... Jesus fucking Christ, on a board that has seen some stupid arguments, y'all are making a strong year-end push to grab the gold.
    9 points
  15. Before kickoff tonight the Longhorns come without all year starters at many skill positions. Sam will try his bestest to run away from the buffaloes that will surely be crashing through the decimated offensive line. RoJo will be the key to victory with his trusty sidekick Bijan Robinson who need to rush for a combined 200 yards to win the game. Colorado will come out in a strange cloud of skunky smelling smoke and be lethargic asking for snacks on the sidelines and throughout the game. Tom Herman will do his best turtle impression and fully display his completely limp dick energy in what is certain to be the final game as his coaching career at Texas. Final prediction. 33-27 Texas. There are real threads on why these players are out if you are interested they span the football and recruiting boards. One of our posters @pacman predicts this: Turtle Tom went to Oz to ask the wizard Gritty for some courage. We win tonight boys.
    8 points
  16. Sam at half Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
    8 points
  17. I understand we're winning, but CDC should still bring Herman to midfield at half time and fire him on national television while giving him the double bird and doing the Drew Lock hand sign while circling him. This stupid motherfucker still hasnt learned to feed Bijan the damn ball.
    8 points
  18. 8 points
  19. I was at an underground cock fighting ring last night (taking bets like I always do) and suffice to say there were NUMEROUS BMDs and Austin celebs in attendance. I can't share everything I heard but the general sentiment around the room was that "Aggie" is really turning the corner to become the flagship public university in the state of Texas from both an academic and athletic standpoint (especially their women's basketball team). One very prominent celeb with UT ties (I can't say who it was but trust me that EVERYONE here knows his name) basically said that if Texas doesn't make a move to try and join the Pac12 and steal away Mario Cristobal that he will never donate another cent to the program and will seriously start thinking about moving to College Station and becoming a booster for the elite football program that they are building down there.
    8 points
  20. Got my first round today. Little stick. No negative side effects this far. On the plus side, my 5G reception is through the roof.
    8 points
  21. If this year has taught me anything, it is that we should all be grateful Andrew Jackson never had a Twitter account.
    8 points
  22. Funny how plays like that tend to work when you run them with guys like Bijan and Whittington instead of Schooler and Ingram.
    7 points
  23. Casey already has a better deep ball
    7 points
  24. I mean keeping in mind that my sources are at least 3 degrees of separation away from anyone who would actually know shit: It's happening. Edit: And by "happening" i mean that there is delicious futureman fisting porn videos in our near-term future
    7 points
  25. "Texas looks like the REALLY want to be here" No guy, Colorado is just fucking terrible.
    7 points
  26. Death Wish, Death Star, whatever it takes GOP
    7 points
  27. You may be the first person in the history of Surly who’s asked David Dennison to expound on his position. Jesus dude. How are you this dense on all this? ND does not pay market rate for coaches. There is tons of evidence to support this. Elko’s salary was comically low at ND, which is why Jimbo could poach him. There are articles stating Elko’s salary at ND after he moved. Ed Warriner is a damn good OL coach (but a bad OC) who was with ND for two years and then poached by tOSU once Urban got there. There are plenty of examples of Kelly making great hires only to be poached by schools willing to pay top of market. There are obvious reasons why Kelly would make the switch. 1. his own salary 2. no more assistants being poached 3. Less recruiting restrictions and a much better base of talent. UT is undoubtedly an easier place to acquire elite talent. 4. Kelly’s been at ND 10 years now, and it certainly seems like he’s reached his ceiling there. Sometimes things just get stale and you need a change. He also may be realizing his time to switch is starting to run out since he’ll be 60 by next season. I’m not saying he’d for sure come here, but there are absolutely reasons why he might be considering a change. You can be skeptical all you want but stop acting like there’s no basis to support the idea he might be interested, and there’s plenty of evidence to show he’s routinely had staff members poached by other schools. That would still be a huge raise and his assistant salary pool might triple. You’re wrong again. Jimbo had been flirting with LSU the year before. Things were worsening in the field and souring with FSU admin and he was absolutely looking to get out before it went south. He was about to go sub .500 that year and was running out of runway quickly.
    7 points
  28. I'm kinda surprised, gotta admit. Just wasn't expecting this type of an inquisition.
    7 points
  29. Wrong. It allows a stone pathological liar a public platform to lie to the non-Trumptard grownups. You do not legitimize the scum. Having lying shit bags like her on a real news show gives them an imprimatur of legitimacy for the false shit they spew - simply by virtue of their appearance on a show that invites serious people.
    7 points
  30. Why is it a cesspool? You made a statement about how D/R politicians are similar, but when challenged you agree that some of the antics by the R’s was poor form. Were you expecting the centrists and leftists on here to then offer up an exchange and admit we have problems? We do. If that makes you feel better. But back to your statement earlier about protestors and rioters. Several rioters were found to be right wing nut jobs, as were the counter protestors. And think about what the message was; we need police reform and we need to let America and the world know that black lives are no less valuable. Something I believe you believe (pardon my shitty syntax). So one group went out there, in a pandemic, to protest the murder of people by law enforcement, and they risked their lives to save lives. The other group went out there to cause mayhem during a pandemic. Most of us are willing to agree that many politicians are terrible. Where we differ is on how we support shitty politicians. R’s revel in their horrible behavior and wear it like a badge of honor. D’s take down their own. Trump dismantled the pandemic team on the ground that could have helped early on. Hillary would have never done that. Hillary would have never called it a hoax. She knew how government operated and all evidence is there that she could have distributed supplies/aid coherently rather than it become 50 states, some islands, and a Federal government competition for resources. Let’s not even get into the discussion of the secret police and mail fraud committed by the leadership. I think maybe you call it a cesspool because you simply cannot admit to anyone that your team has fumble fucked this whole situation and that you cannot defend it, so you would rather take your ball and go home.
    7 points
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