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Showing content with the highest reputation on 09/18/21 in Posts

  1. So I went off on the troll who shows up at our local brewery and likes to do nothing more than butt into conversations with openers like "man, that Fauci dude doesn't know shit from shinola" or "vaccines are killing more people than kung-flu." My friends were a bit shocked when I told him to take his bullshit elsewhere, we were enjoying our beers. One pulled me aside and said that I'd been a little harsh on the guy, but my response was after almost 2 years of this I'm tired of playing nice and being tactful and diplomatic around a bunch of anti-vax fuck nuts who are actively working to prolong this pandemic. Fuck 'em. Their idiocy is directly degrading the quality of life for hundreds of millions of Americans. Somehow the fear of being impolite or rude in their presence seems pretty fucking trivial.
    30 points
  2. Casey would have beat arky. I will believe that until the day I die.
    21 points
  3. Watching on my outdoor screen from the camp site
    18 points
  4. Casey will ball out and keep the starting job. He will lead us to victory over OU. Give those fucks a taste of their own medicine by beating them with a kid from the state of Oklahoma.
    16 points
  5. I am sorry. I don't give a shit if this is the football board or not. This is just special. Props to UT Volleyball for making it! Hahahaha
    16 points
  6. That answers one question. Mangino is the new coach.
    13 points
  7. Hamilton, AZ down 24-7 to powerhouse Bishop Gorman with 1:10 to play.
    12 points
  8. It's always good to see the Belichicks chime in with their "so many questions remain" expertise. Jesus fuck. I hate our fans. Enjoy the victory. It went better than you could have possibly hoped for.
    12 points
  9. 12 points
  10. Okay, grab some popcorn and your beverage of choice. Hunter is a cop wannabe. He participated in the local youth police explorer group in high school. And then proceeded to impersonate a law enforcement officer multiple times. He was charged and did some kind of plea to a lesser charge and because he was 17 years old, if he kept his nose clean he would be eligible to have the charges expunged. His election was last year and the councilman he challenged had been on the council for 10-12 years. That councilman voted yes on the first city mask mandate. Pepper ran against that and played up the whole “We need new blood! Vote out the establishment!” message. Not long before the election, someone alerted the local paper to check out his Facebook history - particularly his posts on BLM protests and his posts about running them over with a front loader and then using a gun to finish the job. We have a Black police chief. And it’s well known that the police HATE him for his antics in impersonating law enforcement. So, Pepper came out and publicly accused the Black police chief of of being a “BLM sleeper agent” and leaking the tip about his shitty Facebook posts. The combination of “NO MASK! MUH FREEDOM!” and the vote out the old farts attitude and being anti-BLM and going after the “woke” police chief made him irresistible to the local MAGA morons. Only 980 people voted. And now that he’s on the council, he claim to fame? Constantly going after the only Black councilman. I can’t say anything about his current hospital stay. Let’s just say, hypothetically, a teenage councilman tried to big shot his way into special treatment. Hypothetically, lots of people that work there may be doing something like -
    12 points
  11. QB1 and it’s not close
    11 points
  12. https://www.streameast.live/cfb/rice-texas/
    11 points
  13. I don't visit my parents because the people making those racist comments on a social media platform I don't use also make those comments in person and are a constant presence when I am there. And while they may contain themselves to some degree when my wife, who is not white, and I are around them, I know that my parents are not above those same thoughts. Did I spell it out well enough for you this time? Counterpoint: You could have fun aggressively visiting them, while dressed as a Confederate General, bumbling around the house so the saber scabbard could drag around and catch on and damage collectibles, glassware, and electronics. Meanwhile, Wife could sport a blond wig and Stars-and-Bars tube top and shrilly hold forth against the character defects of Mud Races while nipping from a hip flask that she would refuse to share with any neighbors who claim to be 1/32 Cherokee. Then stay over a week longer than the folks can stand it, while hogging the bathroom and wiping your asses with the hand towels. But you probably thought of that.
    11 points
  14. Love this -- Football Team Needs To Toughen Up Embrace Being The Villain -- FUCK THE HATERS !!! 🤘 HORNS WIN -- Jhenna with Hook ‘em at aggy fans in college station 🤘
    11 points
  15. Today is a Saturday we hoped would never come after Sarkisian's hire. The Saturday after a loss. Today's tailgating beers and beverages are going to be consumed with an irrational fear of the smart kids from Houston. Setting that aside, it's going to be a beautiful day again for playing football, and much like last week we have a healthy slate of games to hold us over for the main course on tonight's menu, TORCHED OWL. Fuck the haters, Fuck the whiners it's time to gorilla boof the Owls. They couldn't possibly dumb enough (as the smart kids from Houston) to think that the transitive property works in College Football could they? The Owls field a team with arguably the highest IQ in the state, possibly the country, they are going to use trickeration and scheme to their advantage. Spoiler alert: It won't work Casey Thompson is leading the Longhorns onto the field today to "score some more in garbage time" against the owls. Casey is going to make Rice's 1's look like 2's, because it's all he knows. The gameplan is simple, ALL GAS NO BRAKES. The Longhorns will start early and launch a relentless attack of Touchdowns on both sides of the ball. Anything less than 7 Touchdowns will be disappointing and Casey isn't into let downs and neither is another fella named Bijan Robinson. D'Shawn Jamison is seeking redemption in the form of kick returns and some backfield crimes are forecast for Moro Ojomo. The Burnt Ends are playing a critical role in today's game, caging the owl defenders and evading detection downfield on critical downs. Jared Wiley returns to the field to contribute in a limited capacity, which means 2TD's. Keep the subscriptions rolling in, we are IN THE BONUS MONEY. Horns up. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late, Wear Orange. It's GAMEDAY. Crack you first beverage NOW and enjoy the day to come. The Longhorns have something they'd like to show you. Hook 'Em P.S. For $10/mo you can be a part of the Burnt Ends and support our Tight End room. Sign up here! https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/burnt-ends-nil-program/
    10 points
  16. I know it’s Rice but it’s night and fucking day. (I’m kind of concerned that Sark thought Card was the better option for 2021.)
    10 points
  17. You came to the correct site to ask this
    10 points
  18. 10 points
  19. It must suck some of you can't enjoy this win. Regardless of opponent I'm not sure a team can respond better after a hard loss. Now lets do the same to Tech next week.
    9 points
  20. Goddammit, Joe! HOW THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT A WAR WHEN ALL OUR MAGNETIZED SOLDIERS ARE STUCK TO THE ARMORED SHELL OF THEIR FUCKING TANKS?!
    9 points
  21. The conflict aversion is how these sorts of people have power. When you confront them, they crumble
    9 points
  22. Brian Jones was allowed to wear #60 when he was at UT, and was apparently the only Longhorn looking to fight Miami at some dinner before the Cotton Bowl in 91. He earned the right to call out shit if he wants. Damn him for being right this time. Lol
    9 points
  23. Kirk Johnson would be in but he picked up a stinger in Thursday's practice.
    8 points
  24. Anyone talking shit about either of these girls needs to lay off the Funyuns.
    8 points
  25. That man? you guessed it- frank stallone
    8 points
  26. Brian Jones is a BMF who kicked all kinds of ass for us. Fuck the haters in the goat ass.
    8 points
  27. Norm MacDonald, Jerry Jeff Walker, and John Prine are all dead, but this sack of fucking garbage still walks the earth.
    8 points
  28. Fake news. Casey did not play "garbage time" against Colorado. Fake news. Arkansas was playing spirited until the game was over. If they weren't, Casey wouldn't have scored a TD on a 4th and Goal possession. Casey might be "unproven", but every time he's taken the field, he's been poised and decisive. Given our personnel, he gives us the best chance to win because he's decisive. We won't have to worry as much about plays going for losses when Casey is QB. Please stop with the false propaganda and slander on Casey Thompson.
    8 points
  29. 13 tds in 17 career drives.....let's start Card
    7 points
  30. This kind of fell in my lap today. 2016 Les Paul Studio. I haven’t seen too many with this finish.
    7 points
  31. Casey is gonna go ape shit in the cotton bowl. Colorado type performance. The thought of an OU legacy going off on the way to a win over OU would be too glorious
    7 points
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