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  1. A quarter of a century and four playoff wins. Zero Conference Championship games, let alone championships. Fuck you for what you have turned this franchise into. You suck. 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 That is all.
    19 points
  2. Bullshit. Your wife lost her taste sometime before she met you.
    14 points
  3. Will you fuck sticks learn how to use the paste plain text function? thanks.
    12 points
  4. 12 points
  5. Like have him wear a fake moustache and shit.
    12 points
  6. the year is 1965. the voting rights act passes congress. who would have guess that this would still be the biggest conservative trigger 57 years later.
    11 points
  7. When my wife and I found out we were pregnant with our daughter, we were really struggling to find a name that fits. None of the family names on either side of the family felt right. We didn't want to choose a name that was too popular or trendy. We went round and round for months and still couldn't land on anything. She was 8 months pregnant at Christmas. My uncle was going to be there. He was absolutely nuts. Lived out in the middle of nowhere. My mom suggested we ask him if he had any suggestions since he was very artistic and sentimental. We asked him out of kindness, not expecting much. We replied with one word... "Denise". We loved it and that's what we named her. Fast forward two years, and my wife is pregnant with our son. As soon as we found out the sex, we drove to go see my uncle to see if he had a suggestion for this baby's name. When we asked him, he immediately replied "De Nephew".
    11 points
  8. That and... It's in fucking Scotland. Why should we give a shit how Scotland allocates its IVF treatments? Why does a 20 year old in Oregon care about how Scotland allocates its IVF treatments? But if we really want to open that door, lets open it. Imagine living in a country where one of the most expensive fertility treatments costs you zero out of pocket, outside of the taxes you pay overall towards NHS. All you have to do is vaccinate against COVID. I wonder how many infertile women in the US would take that deal today.
    11 points
  9. and he'd be in a good position to know. "Huh there's been a 40% increase in towel usage this week, what's changed?"
    11 points
  10. Me when Cowboys fans are disappointed. #TomLandryCurse
    10 points
  11. Only on Surly can a thread about a British Muslim holding Jewish hostages in a synagogue located in Austin devolve into how evil white suburban people are in Houston and Dallas.
    10 points
  12. 9 points
  13. His comedy sucks and I don't think he's as bright as you think he is and I've seen other comedian's jokes go right over his head multiple times. The latter happened so often there was a point where other comedians joked and referred to him as "literal Joe." He didn't like that and they stopped. I think he's a thorough mediocrity and I find it amusing when any person falls into maximum degree idolatry to another person. I don't want him censored or deplatformed or whatever. I just think he's a knob. I also think it's a sketchy psychological state for middle-aged men to take selfies on a daily basis. That's lame. And I know he's a hypocrite. He got flat busted by multiple small time YouTube channels for using one of his LLC's (Bent Pixels) to remove content that made fun of him. Mr. Free Speech, remember? He spent a few years acting like Onnit was just a company who had products he really liked. He pimped the products with the proviso that he wasn't being paid to talk about them. Then it was revealed he was always a part owner of the company from day one -- seemed a little grifty, but whatever. Make money, amigo. It just put a slight damper on the notion that he's the truth sword. I like to make fun of him, especially with guys like you who apply a sacred cow status to him. It's just my opinion. I think he blows. You want to blow him. That's all that's happening here.
    9 points
  14. What if I told you Joe Rogan is part of corporate media?
    9 points
  15. Bro. Don’t throw me in this shit show.
    9 points
  16. The year is 2026. The person behind TurkeyChew has been crowdsourced 33 times and re-emerges as BunnySnuff to troll again. Who would have guessed this piece of shit didn’t have better things to do?
    8 points
  17. Well, Harvey Weinstein did a bunch for the entertainment industry and Bill Cosby did a lot for comedians, so…….. Some self serving good actions don’t absolve someone being a giant racist misogynistic hogman.
    8 points
  18. We certainly don’t want to get the government involved in the National Health Service.
    8 points
  19. Shes deep in thought trying to figure out what to say, what not to say and when to say it to avoid a beating from that mook. He's deep in thought wondering how he's going to recover next month's rent and car lease payment he blew to attend this shit show.
    8 points
  20. Saved on the haircut so he could afford the chain.
    8 points
  21. You didn’t immediately reach this conclusion when he hired Barry Fucking Switzer?
    8 points
  22. 7 points
  23. White knighting for (checks notes) Dave fucking Portnoy. Classic Surly.
    7 points
  24. Sinema is being paid by corporations and the ultra wealthy to obstruct the Democratic Party agenda. That’s it. It’s not anything more complicated than that. She ain’t running for president. She ain’t even running for senator in 4 years. This is all just a cash grab, now and post senate career, and lol at the atheist wearing a cross during her absolutely pathetic senate floor speech. She’s the biggest fraud in the party.
    7 points
  25. Fucking this. What, exactly, are we supposed to take away from you sharing this? How, exactly, will this policy impact you? Somewhere in the world something is happening that I don't like so I'm going to share that news on the internet? It might be time for you to take a look at where you are getting your "news" from because they are fucking with you and trying to rile you up over some BS that has no bearing at all on your world.
    7 points
  26. Jerry hired Parcells because he had no choice. He was trying to get financing for AT&T Stadium, and after firing Johnson, he'd run with puppets Switzer, Gailey and Campo. They'd been 5-11 for three straight years and nobody was willing to put money into a stadium for a team losing like that. So, he hired Parcells and actually let him coach. Guy did pretty good, actually going to the playoffs with Quincy Fucking Carter at QB. Remember, Jones went ape shit over Carter, and swore he was going to be the Cowboys QB of the future. Best quote I heard on that was, "drafting a fourth rounder in the second round doesn't make him a second rounder." Anyway, Parcells found Romo, and had the Cowboys playing reasonably well, but not outstanding, when Jerry closed the deal on financing for the new stadium. The day after, over Parcells objections, he brought in Owens, declaring that he'd been busy with the new stadium, but was now going to be back to being involved with the day to day running of football operations. Parcells quit at the end of the year, and since then we've had Wade Phillips, Jason Garrett and Mike McCarthy. Jerry started cosplaying as a coach before the term "cosplay" existed. He had to fire Phillips, cause the guy was so shell shocked he went into a presser and answered every question with "I don't know, including one about who they were playing the next week." There was no reason for him to fire Garrett, cause Garrett was the perfect coach for Jones. He faded into the background, did what he was told, and ran all the day to day stuff while Jerry strolled out to cosplay as coach every so often. Remember when Jerry ran down to the sidelines and told Garrett to take Romo out of a game cause he was afraid Romo would get hurt before the playoffs? So, fire McCarthy, and bring in whoever you want. it doesn't matter. This is the head coach of the Dallas Cowboys...forever. and ever. and ever.
    7 points
  27. I bet the benefits are only going to black people.
    7 points
  28. It's amazing how many people say this and truly believe it despite it being absolute nonsense. They've spent the better part of a year negotiating with Manchin and Sinema. Both of whom refuse to say what they want and continually move the goalposts. The progressives still folded and voted for the infrastructure bill. It's two centrist senators who are 100% responsible for the Democrats' legislative disfunction. It's absolutely fucking ridiculous to blame it on the progressives. "Things aren't working so they must've gone too far left" isn't remotely substantive analysis. Be smarter.
    7 points
  29. I really wanted to post a joke about salt on this topic but a thought “Na” nobody would get it.
    7 points
  30. Probably the wrong thread for a rant but I never understand how someone could have $100k plus in student loans other than maybe those going to law/med school. I took out loans each year, worked 25/hrs a week and got some tuition reimbursement plus my pay to cover rent and basics. Graduated with about $30k in debt and paid it off in 10 years. I just can’t believe so many people don’t understand that what they are signing up for when they take out these $25k+ loans each year and think nothing about how/when they will repay them. It seems criminal to let 18-24 year old rack up $100k+ in debt for a 4 year degree, but at the same time when I hear these stories about liberal arts majors with $100k in debt not able to pay for their loans I also can’t help but roll my eyes either. The system is broken and needs an overhaul. We shouldn’t be loaning out $100k+ loans for a humanities degree and the students shouldn’t be able to recklessly borrow so they can play school/party worry free and pretend to be “independent” for 4 years. They should tie loans to your major. A UT history major makes on average $45k/yr 5 years after graduation, while a UT electrical engineering major makes $90k/yr 5 years after graduating. Run the math on the repayment and loan the history major $10k/yr (covers tuition/books/fees, but nothing else) and the engineering major $25k to cover all expenses. You want Uncle Sam to cover your degree?…then pick one that will ensure you can afford to pay him back. You have a passion for humanities?…then scholarships/grants or working part time can be arranged.
    7 points
  31. our beloved Bailey died abruptly today. she suddenly became sick at 3:30 am, and coincidentally died at 3:30 pm in our living room, surrounded by myself, my mom (Bailey's owner), and my dad, as well as our other boy Chief. this happening out of nowhere like this has been very tough, but we got to spend 13.5 years with the absolute best dog on the planet. love you Bailey.
    7 points
  32. Yeah, they are pretty different. Both are single coils, but the JMs are kind of just oversized tele/strat style pickups but are fatter with a more full kind of tone. P-90s have a bar magnet instead of pole piece magnets (the PAF is constructed almost kind of like a dual coil P-90), and their sound really is kind of a hybrid between the PAF and single coil twang, which is why they are fucking awesome.
    6 points
  33. the express is a tabloid muckraking outfit. why not do a little fact checking right to the source: https://www.gov.scot/publications/coronavirus-covid-19-fertility-treatment-for-unvaccinated-patients/ Read the whole letter. then ask yourself how that compares to the shit article you linked from a right wing tabloid rag. is any of that source information from the instigator of the deferral anywhere at all in that shitass article you linked? oh, it isn't. maybe you should wonder why. but everyone knows you won't.
    6 points
  34. because it's funny as fuck
    6 points
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