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  1. Well that’s enough internet for today
    42 points
  2. No shit. Then Texas boosters go back to playing by the rules and all the other fuckheads start cheating again. why would you bemoan when we now have a competitive advantage?
    29 points
  3. We didn’t have a lot of fat to cut from the roster. No need to denigrate former players. Sark has stacked the fuckin’ roster.
    26 points
  4. Salary caps favor the poor. We’re not poor.
    21 points
  5. FYI for those with interest: There’s some good news for people who want to follow the Trump trial in detail, but can’t make it to the courthouse. The New York state court system has just agreed to publish a transcript of each day’s proceeding by the end of the following day on its website. You can find the daily transcripts here. https://ww2.nycourts.gov/press/index.shtml
    17 points
  6. So interesting, apparently, that it could not be reproduced in written English
    17 points
  7. if this is accurate, this is a problem for trump. When the prosecutor objects to you telling the jury it is not wrong to try to influence an election, and the judge sustain the objection, it is perceived by the jury as nothing less than Trump’s lawyer lied to me and the judge corrected him. I have always told every witness in every trial or deposition I’ve been in that as we start the proceedings, there is a bucket of credibility filled to the brim that goes with them. when they are found to be lying, the bucket gets kicked over. And usually all of the credibility spills out on the floor. If the jury thinks you are lying, they normally do not care if you are lying 20% of the time or 60% of the time, they know you were lying. I’m not talking about normal memory impaired things like the exact time or day exact words, but I’m talking about lying about important things. You normally either have credibility or you don’t. there is very likely a pattern jury instruction telling the jury that if they find a witness non-credible, they can disregard everything that person says in their testimony. Not 20%, not 40%, but all of their testimony. That seems like a rookie mistake, or something they had to say to please the boss it may be the best thing we have going for us is Trump will direct parts of the trial.
    16 points
  8. CFB had some weird and significant turnover this cycle and some key guys that I really enjoy rooting against have moved on to other things. Harbaugh is off to the NFL. Jimbo Fisher is bootlegging moonshine in the Appalachians somewhere. Nick Saban retired in order to commit himself full time to finding the true killers of open competition in the sport. Shit like that. In any event, I enjoy the pettiness of being a fan for a sport I love and it's the offseason, so I figured I'd throw some thoughts around as to who I think the good, bad and ugly guys that are coaching CFB these days. I am excluding Twelve Win Theven because ... no shit he's one of the nice guys. Absurdly, he'd have been on the "Ugly" list a decade ago. The Good - Coaches I begrudgingly respect who seem to have their shit together and run a strong program. Kalen Deboer - sure, he's now at Bama and there are going to be some adjustments, but he's won everywhere he's been and seems like a nice enough guy compared to the landscape. I've made fun of his transition to Bama and no one knows if this dude can recruit worth a shit, but I am betting he'll win at Bama, albeit in more normal ways. Lane Kiffin - He gets weird reactions from people, but by all accounts, he's an entertaining guy. Kind of an asshole, but he's a coach. The dude wins, he is willing to troll anyone, he seems to have learned from his mistakes, and there's never a dull moment with him. I think he'll be fun to go up against in the SEC. Chris Klieman - Great fit at KSU. One of the only non-whiny bitches left in the legacy Big 12. He wins. Hard not to respect their approach. Mike Norvell - I know there was a lot of whining from Norvell and all of FSU. I can also understand it. Get past that and this guy is known as a nice guy and a great developer. FSU getting their share in the SE is good for Texas as it weakens the other threats in that direction. Kirby Smart - Obvious respect for the titles with the best team money could buy at the time. He's a cheating hypocrite, but the guy has won two titles and has Georgia near the top every year. Mike Gundy - Yeah, he's a whiner, but he's usually entertaining and he's been winning due to coaching for longer than anyone else out there. He had no business having the 2023 team in the Big 12 title game. The Bad - Outright villains, imbeciles, or just other guys I don't like for some reason. Mario Cristobal - This guy is both a sorry, cheating fucking hypocrite and a terrible coach. Him pulling a Kevin Steele last season in the Georgia Tech game was a personal highlight of mine. I hope for nothing but failure for both this guy and Miami overall. Lincoln Riley - I think Riley is an offensive genius. I also think he runs a soft program and wears out his welcome. He'll be flirting with the NFL again this year. Ryan Day - Never mind the mounting evidence of his rampant pederasty, this gasbag can't beat his program's long time rival and he almost cried on national tv because Lou Holtz made him feel funny. James Franklin - The biggest charlatan in all of CFB. He's helped cover up rape controversies, he can't win games without simply outtalenting the opponent, and fuck Penn State. Marcus Freeman - I've seen him make too many boneheaded moves to view him as anything other than a chaser who will never get it done in South Bend. The fuck-ups last season against OSU were pathetic. Dave Aranda - This guy is pile-driving the Baylor program into the ground. It's glorious. Matt Campbell - He's one of these guys that can put a winning team together when he shouldn't be able to, but then shits himself every time he has to deal with expectations. Couple that with his penchant for whining at press conferences, trying to fight his team's fans, and being a smug douchebag when he's been able to get anything done and he's easy to despise. Dabo Swinney - It's not that he's a hypocrite, it's that he's also a pure dumbass. He won two titles in a different era and keeps expecting everything to shift back to the way it was so he can win some more. I'm enjoying watching him and his program wander off back into the wilderness. The Ugly - Coaches who might actually just be ugly, or who run ugly programs, or have something else weird going on. Sam Pittman - Bigger bitch tits than Meatloaf. Hired Bobby Petrino out of desperation. Matt Rhule - Rumors of chronic halitosis and drunkenly calling players and opposing coaches in the middle of the night to harangue them might be his undoing. His mouthbreathing with that stupid look on his face every time the camera pans to him is moderately disturbing. Biff Poggi - This man is tired of your shit and also sleeves. He's a disgusting fatbody who probably reeks of mung beans on the sidelines. Bret Bielema - In 2023, he escalated his race with the rest of CFB to be the fattest HC on the sidelines since Mark Mangino by taking his overall weight to what has to be beyond 5 bills. Brent Venables - He looks like Willem Dafoe as the Green Goblin without trying. His QB play is even uglier. Mack Brown - I expect Kuato to distend from Brown's torso on the sidelines this fall after North Carolina loses yet another heartbreaker to some shitty ACC also-ran. Hugh Freeze - The worst part about this hypocrite isn't his use of religious piety to weasel his way into a recruit's mother's heart, it's that he wins. I hope he catches syphilis from the random hookers/coeds he's undoubtedly banging at Auburn. Mike Elko - The Elk weighs a metric ton and has the alcoholic's nose to which Matt Rhule could only aspire. If you told me that he ate a baby and plays a mean bagpipe, I'd be inclined to believe you. Anyone else have a thought or a list?
    15 points
  9. To Texas!! https://247sports.com/player/bill-norton-46041127/
    15 points
  10. It really is fucking weird that all you know is culture war framing for literally everything in life. Why would people want to do business with someone who welcomes no-shit nazis onto his privately owned platform?
    15 points
  11. I'm so tired of hearing his voice, bitching whining lying about being the victim here
    14 points
  12. Sustained objections, even objections at all, to an opening or closing statement are regarded as serious business by lawdogs. Although the jury is not instructed, as gator notes, they seem to intuit that objections during such statements are rare and if sustained a bad sign for the party making the statement. The thing about openings and closings is that they are one of the few opportunities either side gets to fully narrate a story, uninterrupted by the rules of direct and cross examination of witnesses. An interruption endorsed by the judge is something.
    13 points
  13. Wordle 1,038 3/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 819 5️⃣8️⃣ 4️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Blossom Puzzle, April 22 Letters: A D E R L M O My score: 371 points My longest word: 10 letters 💐 🌹 🌺 🏵 🌷 🌻 🌸 🌼 💮 💐 Connections Puzzle #316 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩
    13 points
  14. 45 degrees in the courtroom y'all.
    12 points
  15. Such a great throwaway in the middle of the article. Also this one: White team starter Conner Weigman only completed 5-of-14 passes for 47 yards. Yet, he was involved in one play which should boost hopes for next season. There has been some question whether Weigman, last year’s starter, has completely recovered from a broken foot injury. Weigman evaded heavy pressure, scampered to his right and purposely threw incomplete to avoid lost yardage. Our offensive line may actually be worse than last year, but at least our broken bodied quarterback shows the ability to throw incomplete passes behind them. WHOOP!
    12 points
  16. Damonic Williams, DL, Mission Hills (Calif.) Bishop Alemany - *TCU transfer The former TCU standout made a visit to Oklahoma for the Sooners spring game over the weekend. While there is positivity coming out of Norman following the visit, OTF isn't so sure Oklahoma will be the pick. Williams, 6-2 and 320, remains scheduled to visit Texas Tuesday and Wednesday, and the Longhorns are a true threat in this recruitment. There is a feeling on The Forty Acres that Williams would be a on field and culture fit. He has a lot of the same qualities and chip on the shoulder that helped lead Byron Murphy to tremendous success as a college player. Visits to Colorado and LSU are scheduled after Texas, and Oregon is trying. OTF percentage: 51% Cornerback The Texas Longhorns could very well take a cornerback in the portal. But it would be a long speed need/fit to go against X wide receivers in the SEC plus a culture fit. OTF does not expect Texas to go after a questionable culture fit. - Gerry
    12 points
  17. Wordle 1,038 2/6 🟨⬛🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 819 6️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
    12 points
  18. I was at the best stop a couple of weeks ago with my son around breakfast time. We killed some boudin ball in a biscuit, which was spectacular of course, and picked up a bunch of shit to go. This morning the boy asks if I’d make it for him but we were out of the canned biscuits and I was too lazy to make them from scratch. So he said, “how about a boudin and egg taco?”
    12 points
  19. Chef's kiss from Drudge:
    11 points
  20. Wordle 1,038 2/6 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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  25. Wordle 1,037 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 second guess helped tremendously.
    11 points
  26. Maddow quoting Stringer Bell
    10 points
  27. now this is some bull I can get behind - wait, that sounds bad. anyway
    10 points
  28. Less well known and omitted from the article was the boy band Billy started: Durant Durant. I could definitely see shades of Elon that references the cybertruck in their biggest hit from the wayback machine: Hey now, woo, look at that, did he nearly run you down At the end of the drive, the lawmen arrive You make me feel alive, alive, alive I'll take my chance, 'cause luck is on my side or something I know what you're thinking, I'll tell you something, I know what you're thinking His name is Elmo, you don't need to understand And I might find him if I'm looking like I can Oh Elmo, Elmo, hear them shout across the land From eighty thousand in a month to a couple grand.
    10 points
  29. Yeah, we still expect your paste updates in real time. You're not getting off the hook that easily.
    10 points
  30. Donald Trump and Jerry Jones should be locked in a 12x12 padded cell and forced to talk to each other for the rest of their lives.
    10 points
  31. Let me just say that these summaries you've been doing, of late, are super appreciated.
    10 points
  32. Every Murphy throw from the Duke spring game.
    10 points
  33. Trump supporters have united behind their man. And then there's this:
    10 points
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