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Coach Morgan. She should wear her championship ring every day to work. Flex on em
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@The Ace of Aces We’re spending only one night in Stockholm, but did try the Restaurant Tradition which serves traditional Swedish and Nordic dishes. My wife had the Swedish meatballs, mashed potatoes, and lingonberries while I had the laxpudding (salmon between layers of potatoes on the top and bottom). I love salmon and the laxpudding didn’t disappoint. My wife is half Swedish and half Norwegian and regularly makes Swedish meatballs and mashed potatoes. The dish passed muster with her, but didn’t blow her away. She couldn’t eat everything on her plate and I got a meatball and a decent taste of the potatoes. If I had to do it again, I’d order what my wife ordered. The meatballs and mashed potatoes were freaking amazing! Not telling my wife that, but should you go to Restaurant Tradition, order the Swedish meatballs. That dish is fucking fantastic. @Chopper This is Kaysa who was our waitress. You’re welcome.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
SydneyCarton replied to MaybeACoordinator's topic in Daily Texan
The motherfucker doesn't have 400 billion dollars. His net worth is 3-400 billion dollars. There's a world of difference, and you know how that works. But to answer you're question I'd hire 20 fucking professional assassin type guys to physically neuter someone after I'd cut a deal and moved to a non-extradition country, had plastic surgery, and disappeared. -
I took the tweet down bc it disappeared. There are a ton with those same pics but yes at one point pretty sure he lived in Austin. Appologies if not real. Was trying to find some happy amidst all the awful and that had popped up in my feed. Should have done more vetting. I typically do. I’m trying to organize meal trains for the parents of one of the girls who died and organize some other things for their two funerals and to make sure the parents will have what we are able to get for them, We received so many donations for the two girls: Greta and the other girl (I am not allowed to post her name) that we are trying to figure out what to do with the excess money. again my apologies, I ain’t on FB, and I usually try to keep things within the rules, ahem. SIAP I saw this and it was a masterful explanation. My heart is in a lot of places right now trying to help on different ways.
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Don't tell her how to find me.
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That woman must be hot as hell and her lawyer is trying to bang her.
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This trash bitch is yelling into her phone in the dr waiting area. Now shes watchig videos with the sound blasting. If the murder stare doesnt work then theres about to be words.
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I got $1000 per year for being an engineering student who maintained a 3.5 or higher GPA. I got $5000 per year for being a Hispanic engineering student who maintained a 2.5 or higher GPA. While my mother had grown up on dirt floors and without indoor plumbing to two Spanish speaking only parents whom she taught English, she had absolutely busted her ass to fight her way out of poverty using education. She went to school even when her mother told her she was wasting her time bothering to graduate high school. She graduated from UT and owned her own successful business by the time I graduated high school. That lowered expectations Hispanic scholarship I took every year wasn't intended for someone in the upper middle class like I was by that time. But fuck you if you think I wasn't taking it. I have no illusions that I'm the badass in my life story but she certainly was and fuck you again if you think I'm not going to save her $15,000 (I got married before my senior year and paid for that myself). Everyone has a story. If you qualify and complete the form accurately and honestly and receive the funds then everyone else can mind their own business. How they word it is not your problem. Hell I have no issue with white South Africans applying for African-American scholarships. That's on the awarding entity to clarify.
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"Wrong! We love the Ukraine. I'd just love to help them and put the resources in to rebuild. We just love building. It's great. We're talking about the best place to do it and I think they want to provide the location. That's gonna be fantastic, we love good locations."
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White needs to let the Fever run more instead of this inefficient half court offense. I give her credit for improving their defense but she needs to let the offense open up some. Valks are stacked with shooters.
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My opinions, being a Red Bull fan with exactly zero insider connections... - This feels like a goodwill gesture to try to get Max to stay - I'd say 90% chance Max is gone from Red Bull at the end of the season...50/50 whether he goes to Mercedes or leaves the F1 circus completely behind to go try something else - Horner deserves a good portion of the blame for how they've been handling drivers, and the decline overall...but he still deserves some credit for the success that team has had over the years as well - Red Bull is not a car manufacturer (I know, shocking)...if they become a back marker, I wouldn't be surprised to see them just pull out of F1 completely.
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Fascinating for her
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Drinking fountains from back in the day were solid porcelain, with nickel turn handles and spigot. Everyone from that generation witnessed a kid get his/her mouth jammed right into the metal spigot when run into by two 5th graders rough housing, then bleed profusely all over everything.
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I'd like Zeus to walk me through the working theory here. So, Bondi - the AG appointed by Trump - had the list? But then the deep state stole it when she wasn't looking? There were no copies? Just one piece of paper? And then she forgot about it and told everyone there wasn't a list? Or, Bondi, Patel, Bondingo, et all are also part of the deep state? Which means we're 5 years into Trump taking office to eliminate the deep state and he's instead appointing them to all high level positions?
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i can talk about working with young single moms. it's a passion really. i'd share picks but we can't post tasteful artsy nudes here
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Rita is a FB "friend" that I've never met. She's a very accomplished BBQ cook in Texas and that's how we connected online. (Really close friend is deep in Texas BBQ scene and knows all these folks, including Rita.) I had no idea any of this was going on until I jumped on FB mid-morning on the Fourth. I saw her videos, read her story and was aghast. I knew she was in the Hill Country but I wasn't exactly sure where. As the day went on, the news got worse and worse.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Ted Lange replied to MaybeACoordinator's topic in Daily Texan
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I like the physicality, rebounding, and interior defense this roster looks like it could bring. Give me one more guy who can handle the ball with some pace (a true point) for about 15-20 mins a game and I'd be super satisfied. I'm not sure Mark is someone I want bringing the ball up the court more than a few possessions a game to show something different to the opposing defense. Once we get into the half-court offense, I am cool with him getting some time running the point more. As it stands now, I am hoping Wilcher and/or Pope can be competent moving the ball up the court with confidence and pace against a pressing defense, cause it seemed like Mark had to turn his back and slow things down significantly at times when we asked him to do that near the end of last year. Even if we are done with roster additions, I like the changes. If think keys will be how well our guards protect the ball and how well our SFs/PFs can hit 3's when loosely guarded.
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I'd do this basically. I reheat by boiling water, turning it off, letting it drop a few degrees and them submerging. No need to defrost. And if it needs to be portioned out, slicing after it has refrigerated has minimal impact on final quality imo. Maybe put some tallow in with the lean.
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Our friends said they got a letter from their drowned daughter sometime Sunday or Monday. It said something like “don’t worry about me, I’m having so much fun with my friends” and other stuff like that. Fuck, it’s making me cry all over again. EDIT: Forgot one thing that at least brought a temporary smile and laugh. Eloise mentioned in her letter she was disappointed that she was a "Kiowa" rather than a "Tonk" like her mother at Mystic but rationalized it by saying Kiowa's colors were red and that's pretty close to pink, her favorite color. Goddammit.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
BurdineBandit replied to MaybeACoordinator's topic in Daily Texan
This hit me a couple years ago when I was dating a girl who brought out Chat GPT to "compare" two diet drinks at target. Looking for calories vs fat vs carbs, etc. I slightly turned the bottles to show the nutritional facts towards us and as she read off the calorie counts and fat grams and carb grams etc. from her phone, she realizes she just asked it to provide the info sitting in front of her face. A handful of extra steps to bust out the phone, scan the products, wait for Chat GPT to recognize it, ask it to compare, wait for a result....... all to avoid just seven seconds of critical thinking. "Oh I guess I could've just got that from the label huh?" .... Yeah, you think. Just signing up to have your brain sanded and polished. -
No shit. Greg, you're a Longhorn graduate and fan. Are you going to call Steve Sarkisian a loser when during a press conference after a loss he owns up to mistakes the team made and how it could have prepared and/or performed better? I'd kill to have aggy Rick Perry back as governor.
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She's smiling at her own cleverness at dodging the question.
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It should be pretty easy to tell, if the console didn't melt in the fire. If the switches were both found in the cutoff position there's really no other explanation. If you have one I'd love to hear it.
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Her mugshot from the May DUI.
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