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2 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

I reviewed 14,000,605 scenarios with this coaching situation and we only win with one. 

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1 minute ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

This is taking so long I cannot remember what we're waiting for.

Futureman to fist his own ass

17 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I don’t think some on this board realize how big of a deal it is that derpyhorndog correlated flights to Carl’s photo.

My heaad is spinni8ng, can someone give me a synopsis?  Yes, I'm being a lazy fock

1 minute ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

This is taking so long I cannot remember what we're waiting for.

I'm waiting on my Conan's Savage! This Friday just gets better and better!

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

Futureman to fist his own ass

Maybe we’re confusing causality? Maybe UM is waiting on futureman?

17 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I don’t think some on this board realize how big of a deal it is that derpyhorndog correlated flights to Carl’s photo.

I think we’re all fairly on our way to drunk for the 5th time since Wednesday. Especially those pulling double shifts. Maybe we revisit in the AM. 

"Franklin's is good. It's just not wait multiple hours good."

Last time I tried to go there, it was hot so we brought a cooler of beer while standing in line. After a few hours they came by and told us they were sold out. Between the beer and the heat we were pretty wiped out. So we piled into a van (with more beer and a designated driver) and drove down to Blacks and had some damn fine beef ribs. Some how after the ribs and more beer we ended up in San Antonio touring a distillery? I rest of the day was a bit fuzzy.

3 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

This is taking so long I cannot remember what we're waiting for.

Godot

7 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


Fuck yes. Going there on the boundary months like March/April or late September/October when it’s 70’s ish during the day is the fucking tits. 

Boundary months. Well I’ll be damned , need to put that one in to the repetoire of pretty good one liners 

Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet.

So when?!

Fuck Plan B!!!!  It’s Plan A or Jalapeño poppers and Absynthe up in this MFer!!!

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1 minute ago, jdhorn92 said:

Boundary months. Well I’ll be damned , need to put that one in to the repetoire of pretty good one liners 

Shoulder seasons also works. 

9 minutes ago, Handcruser said:


It’s not the same plane. Sorry.
 

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Just now, Steelers Roll Left said:

Fuck Plan B!!!!  It’s Plan A or Jalapeño poppers and Absynthe in this MFer!!!

There is NO plan B!

28 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Go grab a space heater, put it in the bedroom, and shut the door to almost closed. Yeah I’ve been there.

I have 2 on the way from Sam's Club.  With remotes, of course.

Just now, pops said:

Shoulder seasons also works. 

I go with spring and fall, fo the most part.

Just poured an Aberfeldy 16. There will not be a resolution tonight, but I will not really care. 

 

19 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I don’t think some on this board realize how big of a deal it is that derpyhorndog correlated flights to Carl’s photo.

Forget it, they're rolling. 

11 minutes ago, Handcruser said:


It’s not the same plane. Sorry.

I'm confident it is. And the person who posted the plane in the first place confirmed it a few pages ago. Would love to hear your basis for thinking it's not. 

42 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

This thread is like the time I lived with an Aggy girlfriend. I knew it was wrong. So wrong. But I kept on coming back because of her big tits and tight pussy.

This thread is not delivering yet but I keep coming back with some hope.

Well, I'm tryin' to decide
If I should let the girl go
She keeps knockin' me Down
And I keep comin' back for more

18 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I don’t think some on this board realize how big of a deal it is that derpyhorndog correlated flights to Carl’s photo.

Maybe some of us missed it because so much off topic 🐴 💩 made this thread impossible to follow.

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

So any and all fast food digusts you but you're on board with Hula Hut and Chuy's?


I’ve never been to Chuy’s. Hula Hut I called a guilty pleasure. And though it’s unhealthy it’s fucking ten times better quality than a fake rib burger. 

Just now, closetohumping said:

It could be 10 below outside.  I never turn the heater on.  Just put on a sweater

Me too. I just open the fridge to warm the house in the winter 

1 minute ago, dec3169 said:

I have 2 on the way from Sam's Club.  With remotes, of course.

🤘

7 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

This is taking so long I cannot remember what we're waiting for.

Meyerland.  

3 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Godot

While we slouch toward Gomorrah. 

15 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Are they the same company? I wish Ft Collins had more Tex Mex options. Really the only thing I miss about living in Texas. 

The taqueria by campus had pretty tasty tacos.

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10 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Can someone put a trophy over each boob?

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2 minutes ago, nnm said:

Just poured an Aberfeldy 16. There will not be a resolution tonight, but I will not really care. 

Don’t believe I’ve tried that one but seeing as I typically like to treat myself to a teenage scotch this time of year I may do it.

6 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Godot

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10 minutes ago, 27-25 said:

Wife replicated it here in CA after some trial and error.  Friends love it.  Would love to have a Chuy's out here though.

I have the actual recipe if you want. 

3 minutes ago, nnm said:

Just poured an Aberfeldy 16. There will not be a resolution tonight, but I will not really care. 

I’m on a Hall Sauvignon Blanc, and I’m soon moving on to some Pisgah Pale Ale.

2 minutes ago, nnm said:

While we slouch toward Gomorrah. 

Well, after 10 years of Sodom it’s something I guess.

9 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Futureman to fist his own ass


Something, something @NowThis, something, something...

4 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

 

Forget it, they're rolling. 

I'm confident it is. And the person who posted the plane in the first place confirmed it a few pages ago. Would love to hear your basis for thinking it's not. 

@derpyhorndog walking back into this thread after hours of painstaking sleuthing on planes 

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7 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"Franklin's is good. It's just not wait multiple hours good."

Last time I tried to go there, it was hot so we brought a cooler of beer while standing in line. After a few hours they came by and told us they were sold out. Between the beer and the heat we were pretty wiped out. So we piled into a van (with more beer and a designated driver) and drove down to Blacks and had some damn fine beef ribs. Some how after the ribs and more beer we ended up in San Antonio touring a distillery? I rest of the day was a bit fuzzy.

That's my exact opinion of Franklin's. It's good maybe the best but it isn't 3-5 hr wait good when there is some pretty comparable BBQ. 

3 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Don’t believe I’ve tried that one but seeing as I typically like to treat myself to a teenage scotch this time of year I may do it.

Oh man, you will not be disappointed. 

Is this place gonna be ready to handle 9-11 tomorrow morning during UM’s show?  

8 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

It could be 10 below outside.  I never turn the heater on.  Just put on a sweater

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16 minutes ago, wood said:

Here ya go...

 

Unless I'm missing something the seats in the plane for sale are different than the seats in the BMD picture.  It doesn't look like the same plane.

7 minutes ago, nnm said:

Just poured an Aberfeldy 16. There will not be a resolution tonight, but I will not really care. 

 

3 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

I’m on a Hall Sauvignon Blanc, and I’m soon moving on to some Pisgah Pale Ale.


Just finished my last Hans Pils and you guys have helped me realized I need to go to HEB tonight. I don’t usually drink around my little girls, but tonight I’m making an exception. 

4 minutes ago, nnm said:

Oh man, you will not be disappointed. 

Just had to look up different scotches to remember one of my favorites, Glenfarclas.

Enjoyed a few of those at Nates Seafood in Addison.

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7 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

It could be 10 below outside.  I never turn the heater on.  Just put on a sweater

Same here. You can leave lunch meat on the counter for three days. The butter in my butter boat is as firm as the butter in the fridge.

My old man had some good ones about the old houses he lived in growing up:

Our ceilings were so thin, you could look up at night and see the Big Dipper.

Grandma's teeth froze in the glass of water next to the bed.

We had 4 inches of snow outside, and 2 1/2 inches inside.

CHIEF

8 minutes ago, nnm said:

While we slouch toward Gomorrah. 

 

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This airport talk is making me thirsty. Dark and Stormies tonight. 

In case you missed this masterpiece from yesterday....

Thanks @THUJONE 

 

4 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

 


Just finished my last Hans Pils and you guys have helped me realized I need to go to HEB tonight. I don’t usually drink around my little girls, but tonight I’m making an exception. 

I’ll drink to that.

Definitely plan on knocking back a few bourbons and a stick tonight. Probably will start off with a Russell’s Reserve store pick to go with the stick. 

8 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

@derpyhorndog walking back into this thread after hours of painstaking sleuthing on planes 

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Haha pretty much. Not gonna lie, probably the last deep investigation I'll do. Will still be tracking planes...obviously. 

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