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Don't know if this was already common knowledge, but guess who the Ministry of Completely True and Unbiased Information has on staff and is definitely not a conflict of interest or anything? 

Dameyune Craig's son, Devin, who is listed as a reporter. Also Luicci's mom.

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https://texags.com/staff

TexAgs is such a perfect microcosm of the moral depravity of aggy: a perfect blend of sanctimonious hypocrisy, obvious ethical duplicity, with an aggrandized overemphasis on style over substance, and an abject failure to provide results worthy of the expense and fanfare.

It's not just that they are "all hat, no cattle," it's that even on its own merits, just as a hat, it still sucks.

Texags, a college message board, has 36 fucking employees. My company has less than 30 to manage a multi-billion dollar asset. 

47 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Texags, a college message board, has 36 fucking employees. My company has less than 30 to manage a multi-billion dollar asset. 

Example of the aggy network at its finest. 

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Texags, a college message board, has 36 fucking employees. My company has less than 30 to manage a multi-billion dollar asset. 

I take it you must NOT work in hydraulics.

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Texags, a college message board, has 36 fucking employees. My company has less than 30 to manage a multi-billion dollar asset. 

12, $tree quarters B, holla!

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3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Texags, a college message board, has 36 fucking employees. My company has less than 30 to manage a multi-billion dollar asset. 

Obviously Texags is a MULTI billion dollar asset.

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10 hours ago, Yev Kassem said:

And now we know where Looch gets his good looks from.

Hey, he was good enough looking to be able to blow a Heisman winning QB!

Texags, a college message board, has 36 fucking employees. My company has less than 30 to manage a multi-billion dollar asset. 
A wal mart supercenter typically has about 225 employees. Each store has sales around 55 million per year. (This info from a store manager I know, so if wrong sorry not sorry).

Not sure what your point was.

Maybe my sarcasm meter is broken as well.

Unlike Walmart, which has the supply chain nightmare of gathering 1000s of products, continuously stocking a store, and selling these products to customers, Texags is a just a recruiting website. The only service it provides is word content on a web platform. Most 247 team sites have 3-5 employees. If you’d like, you can add the 3-5 contract web guys that service the entire platform. But in no way whatsoever are 36 people needed to run a website. 

My point was it’s a bloated clusterfuck run by an incompetent cult 

When you are recruiting 50+ kids from all over the country, you need access to a healthy pool of bagpersons to deliver incentives in a timely manner. As said previously, can’t trust fedex. 

Coaches cannot initiate conversations with recruits during the dead period but reporters can still ask questions and such.  Tell me again why this is not an unfair advantage to have a coaches son as reporter? 

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2 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Coaches cannot initiate conversations with recruits during the dead period

That's not true, unless you mean in-person contacts.

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His honest loathing of everything about A&M is easily his most endearing feature

 

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15 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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I mean, hello NCAA?

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Imagine trying to get the bag as an 18 year old recruit and having to deal with this geriatric psycho bothering the fuck out of you

On 6/29/2019 at 8:12 PM, Neonmoon said:

Texags, a college message board, has 36 fucking employees. My company has less than 30 to manage a multi-billion dollar asset. 

fewer 

On 6/29/2019 at 7:19 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

TexAgs is such a perfect microcosm of the moral depravity of aggy: a perfect blend of sanctimonious hypocrisy, obvious ethical duplicity, with an aggrandized overemphasis on style over substance, and an abject failure to provide results worthy of the expense and fanfare.

It's not just that they are "all hat, no cattle," it's that even on its own merits, just as a hat, it still sucks.

you've done some fine work here, but this is probably among your best. 

On 6/29/2019 at 9:18 PM, Yev Kassem said:

And now we know where Looch gets his good looks from.

He got them from the tip of a boot.

2 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

He got them from the tip of a boot.

I think the guy that beat his ass was wearing flip flops.  

6 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

I think the guy that beat his ass was wearing flip flops.  

You know thinking back I think you are 100% correct. Reminds me of the line from Friday night lights, I could whip your ass in a pair of flip-flops LOL

So it is written so let it be done.

1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

Yes you do, sir. Yes you do.

He can team up with Zach Smith

Gotta give the Pizza Boi credit, he knows how to troll Hammster like a pro.

1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

Gotta give the Pizza Boi credit, he knows how to troll Hammster like a pro.

 

I laughed at "Laws of Attraction: The Karen Key Largo edition."
 

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Easily his best tweet ever. 

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10 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

I laughed at "Laws of Attraction: The Karen Key Largo edition."
 

Wonder how many Michelob Ultras she had to buy him first. 

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55 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

It was Natty Lite, I am sure.

I guess we need a ruling on the use of "natty" in beer reference context.

7 hours ago, Viper said:

Wonder how many Michelob Ultras she had to buy him first. 

Or how many he had to buy her?  I mean... it's kind of hard to know who was more desperate.  

48 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Or how many he had to buy her?  I mean... it's kind of hard to know who was more desperate.  

bolded word should never be used in the same sentence as the aggy bag hag

52 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Or how many he had to buy her?  I mean... it's kind of hard to know who was more desperate.  

I just figured he didn't have the money to buy them himself, so the beer was double purposed. 1) to get him drunk enough, and 2) as payment for the services soon to be rendered

12 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

I guess we need a ruling on the use of "natty" in beer reference context.

I’ve heard many people talk about Natty Light for years and years.  Hell, Iowa State has a SBnation site called https://www.widerightnattylite.com/ . It’s fine in that context.

I have still yet to here anyone ever talk about winning a “Natty” in person.  Only stupid message board posters.

28 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

I’ve heard many people talk about Natty Light for years and years.  Hell, Iowa State has a SBnation site called https://www.widerightnattylite.com/ . It’s fine in that context.

I have still yet to here anyone ever talk about winning a “Natty” in person.  Only stupid message board posters.

so people dont come up to you and use written form abbreviations to you in person? no etc.? appt.? dept.?

thats fucking amazing. boggles the mind

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