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TexAgs is such a perfect microcosm of the moral depravity of aggy: a perfect blend of sanctimonious hypocrisy, obvious ethical duplicity, with an aggrandized overemphasis on style over substance, and an abject failure to provide results worthy of the expense and fanfare.

It's not just that they are "all hat, no cattle," it's that even on its own merits, just as a hat, it still sucks.

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Texags, aĀ collegeĀ message board,Ā has 36 fucking employees. My company has less than 30 to manage a multi-billion dollar asset.Ā 
A wal mart supercenter typically has about 225 employees. Each store has sales around 55 million per year. (This info from a store manager I know, so if wrong sorry not sorry).

Not sure what your point was.

Maybe my sarcasm meter is broken as well.
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Unlike Walmart, which has the supply chain nightmare of gathering 1000s of products, continuously stocking a store, and selling these products to customers, Texags is a just a recruiting website. The only service it provides is word content on a web platform. Most 247 team sites have 3-5 employees. If youā€™d like, you can add the 3-5 contract web guys that service the entire platform. But in no way whatsoever are 36 people needed to run a website.Ā 

My point was itā€™s a bloated clusterfuck run by an incompetent cultĀ 

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On 6/29/2019 at 7:19 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

TexAgs is such a perfect microcosm of the moral depravity of aggy: a perfect blend of sanctimonious hypocrisy, obvious ethical duplicity, with an aggrandized overemphasis on style over substance, and an abject failure to provide results worthy of the expense and fanfare.

It's not just that they are "all hat, no cattle," it's that even on its own merits, just as a hat, it still sucks.

you've done some fine work here, but this is probably among your best.Ā 

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6 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

I think the guy that beat his ass was wearing flip flops. Ā 

You know thinking back I think you are 100% correct. Reminds me of the line from Friday night lights, I could whip your ass in a pair of flip-flops LOL

So it is written so let it be done.

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52 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Or how many he had to buy her?Ā  I mean... it's kind of hard to know who was more desperate.Ā Ā 

I just figured he didn't have the money to buy them himself, so the beer was double purposed. 1) to get him drunk enough, and 2) as payment for the services soon to be rendered

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12 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

I guess we need a ruling on the use of "natty" in beer reference context.

Iā€™ve heard many people talk about Natty Light for years and years. Ā Hell, Iowa State has a SBnation site calledĀ https://www.widerightnattylite.com/Ā . Itā€™s fine in that context.

I have still yet to here anyone ever talkĀ about winning a ā€œNattyā€ in person. Ā Only stupid message board posters.

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28 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

Iā€™ve heard many people talk about Natty Light for years and years. Ā Hell, Iowa State has a SBnation site calledĀ https://www.widerightnattylite.com/Ā . Itā€™s fine in that context.

I have still yet to here anyone ever talkĀ about winning a ā€œNattyā€ in person. Ā Only stupid message board posters.

so people dont come up to you and use written form abbreviations to you in person? no etc.? appt.? dept.?

thats fucking amazing. boggles the mind

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