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Dallas local news cut away from the Trump rally to cover the shelter in place order.  Dallas County Judge Clay Jenkins just took a shot at Governor Abbott.  Clay was really hopeful that Abbott would order shelter in place statewide.  Disappointed he didn't.

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  • I'd just like to point out that neither myself nor any of my fellow nurses, fellow advanced nurse practitioners, and other healthcare providers ever swore an oath that we would lay down our lives for

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    Welp, it finally happened. I snapped in public today. I went into work for a bit this morning because I’m trying to figure out the safest way to host physicians we are recruiting given our CV-19 sit

  • I don't really know what to say anymore tbh. What happened last night is hard to put into words for anyone who hasn't worked in a hospital healthcare setting. Just unreal. Everyone is getting fucked.

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Just now, pyrohornIII said:

He doesn't know if they can do it constitutionally....   Like that's ever fuckin mattered.

It also has literally nothing to do with the executive branch.

Just now, pyrohornIII said:

He doesn't know if they can do it constitutionally....   Like that's ever fuckin mattered.

And as if he has any power over the Senate. 

So I came in right when he finally answered Peter Alexander's question about what he can tell Americans who are scared right now.  I came in late.  I presume that was preceded by an apology to Peter Alexander for flying off the hook yesterday on such a softball question?  

If talking with any previous President about their handling of myriad disasters/crisis could save even one life I'd do it in 2 minutes.  But it won't.

Wow.  That's just what they said the false messiah would say.  No, literally.  Look it up. 

How can you have a choice between Christ and Trump, and pick this fucking guy?  

Mr. President do you think you should reach out to Bush, Obama, Clinton, etc? Nah, You know I’m tremendous. Next question. 

"If it doesn't get done then I think the American people will be very upset with the Democrats. The Republicans are ready to go."

He said he wished China had told them 3 months earlier.  Again, like that would have made a difference.

 

 

 

"Nobody ever thought this would ever happen..."  

 

You know instead of jacking off over this ship we presented a plan to get the numerous rural hospitals out of mothballs.  Use the shut down schools for treatment centers.   Oh wait, that would be a proactive plan, not a reactive one.

2 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

So I came in right when he finally answered Peter Alexander's question about what he can tell Americans who are scared right now.  I came in late.  I presume that was preceded by an apology to Peter Alexander for flying off the hook yesterday on such a softball question?  

ROTFL

Good one. 

Bums with shitstained britches panhandling on the entrance ramps around town would be  preferable to this fuckstick. I'd legit take a shot with any of them. 

He said he wished China had told them 3 months earlier.  Again, like that would have made a difference.
 
 
 
"Nobody ever thought this would ever happen..."  
 
You know instead of jacking off over this ship we presented a plan to get the numerous rural hospitals out of mothballs.  Use the shut down schools for treatment centers.   Oh wait, that would be a proactive plan, not a reactive one.
He could've just checked Surly in January.
1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Bums with shitstained britches panhandling on the entrance ramps around town would be  preferable to this fuckstick. I'd legit take a shot with any of them. 

Every single person who has ever posted on this message board would be better at this than Donald Trump.

so...he’s not gonna go on the record and decline assistance?  shocking. 

My station cut away to the simpsons.  You can tell by the quality of the jokes.

It’s incredible listening to him “answer” questions. He whines so much. Has he ever let someone completely finish their question before he starts to yammer? 

Just now, henrygandorf said:

so...he’s not gonna go on the record and decline assistance?  shocking. 

Just trust his treasury secretary to dole out all the money with no congressional oversight.   he would never do something to placate Trump.

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9 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:
He said he wished China had told them 3 months earlier.  Again, like that would have made a difference.
 
 
 
"Nobody ever thought this would ever happen..."  
 
You know instead of jacking off over this ship we presented a plan to get the numerous rural hospitals out of mothballs.  Use the shut down schools for treatment centers.   Oh wait, that would be a proactive plan, not a reactive one.

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He could've just checked Surly in January.

Or the Obama officials his people were briefed by three years ago. 

He's not going to invoke the Defense Production Act, because too many corporations are telling him they don't want to waste the money to start up production on something so short lived.  

 

Can undocumented people be tested without fear of retribution

Yes, we will test them and then send to to wherever 

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"if you don't have symptoms you don't need a test"

Rand Paul just tested positive without having any symptoms

Will someone please thank IMpotus for not taking a salary !!!!!!

touting the economy from 4 months ago to own the libs. 

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

touting the economy from 4 months ago to own the libs. 

the bill's about to come due, buster.

Oh snap : did you or your family sell stock ?

Just now, henrygandorf said:

“people are dying to go to a restaurant.”

skin game archer GIF

 

amazing answer, what an idiot. 

uh, thought you couldn’t sue the president. why are his personal legal fees so high?

North Texas with the most uninsured population in the country because Texas didn’t expand Medicaid awhile back when offered.

LuLz@ George Washington had two desks !!!

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Like Mack reading off stats after losing to OU by 50. 

We're out here trying to survive the surge.

which is to say, we're fucked

Just now, Michael Knight said:

Poor Trump, it cost him billions 

yeah, gonna need him to show his work on this one. 

30 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

So I came in right when he finally answered Peter Alexander's question about what he can tell Americans who are scared right now.  I came in late.  I presume that was preceded by an apology to Peter Alexander for flying off the hook yesterday on such a softball question?  

Apologies like self-quarantine are a sign of weakness.

Again, cable news is hurting Americans by broadcasting these press conferences. They need to stop.

Listening to this fucker ramble is quite the spectacle.  Can you imagine being a banker sitting across from him and ask, "Have you or your family sold any stock"  and get that answer? Jesus fucking Christ, he'd be laughed out of the office and tossed on his ass.  Except if your Deutsche Bank I guess.

Mind boggling he's even been approved for a goddamn credit card.

Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

How did he answer the stock sale question?

He said he doesn't own stock.

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