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Well you never want to make fun of the mentally ill..............but there is no fucking way any of you had "The Armenians" whilst touching your ID to your crotch on your 2023 bingo card.  So there's that...

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On 5/10/2023 at 6:17 AM, Pancho said:

 

For all I know, that customer did or said something prior to the video commencing which legitimately called for her expulsion from the store.

With that said, I hate UPS with a passion based on numerous problems with its service and its employees in past years, so UPS can generally go fuck itself.  And the UPS employee in that video went from sounding reasonable to sounding unhinged in record time. 

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6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I'll never understand people who live in apartments that think they are better than anyone else living in the same apartments.

y'all are the same!

Maybe the most cringe worthy part of that video though was the guy off camera feeling the need to justify his existence at the apartment community pool in which he lives in and said "this is a three thousand dollar watch!" hoo boy.

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On 7/6/2023 at 3:41 PM, HonkeyVape said:

Maybe the most cringe worthy part of that video though was the guy off camera feeling the need to justify his existence at the apartment community pool in which he lives in and said "this is a three thousand dollar watch!" hoo boy.

Maybe his parents have two million dollars?

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On 7/4/2023 at 9:26 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Hilarious.
 

 

Ok, she's obviously crazy and has a white old women privilege thing going on, but isn't this an unnecessary escalation by the cop?  He doesn't need her to sign the ticket, it literally doesn't change a thing if she doesn't, she still gets the ticket.  And she's apparently not a danger to let go, he was going to do it if she just signed the ticket.  But because she was a dick to him, he escalates to pull her out of the car, ends up tasing her which could end up in death in an old lady.  

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Ok, she's obviously crazy and has a white old women privilege thing going on, but isn't this an unnecessary escalation by the cop?  He doesn't need her to sign the ticket, it literally doesn't change a thing if she doesn't, she still gets the ticket.  And she's apparently not a danger to let go, he was going to do it if she just signed the ticket.  But because she was a dick to him, he escalates to pull her out of the car, ends up tasing her which could end up in death in an old lady.  

Signing the ticket is a promise to appear, in lieu of arrest/bond, I believe.

ETA: I don’t handle tickets/Class C stuff so I could be mistaken.
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13 hours ago, Jatrain said:

Ok, she's obviously crazy and has a white old women privilege thing going on, but isn't this an unnecessary escalation by the cop?  He doesn't need her to sign the ticket, it literally doesn't change a thing if she doesn't, she still gets the ticket.  And she's apparently not a danger to let go, he was going to do it if she just signed the ticket.  But because she was a dick to him, he escalates to pull her out of the car, ends up tasing her which could end up in death in an old lady.  

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15 hours ago, Jatrain said:

Ok, she's obviously crazy and has a white old women privilege thing going on, but isn't this an unnecessary escalation by the cop?  He doesn't need her to sign the ticket, it literally doesn't change a thing if she doesn't, she still gets the ticket.  And she's apparently not a danger to let go, he was going to do it if she just signed the ticket.  But because she was a dick to him, he escalates to pull her out of the car, ends up tasing her which could end up in death in an old lady.  

Then when she ignores the deadline on the ticket, she'll probably get a courtesy extension. After she ignores that, there's be a cop car in her drive looking to bring her in for Failure to Appear. Then they'll book her and put her in a cell with a metal table and a tattered copy of Reader's Digest, where she will sit for a couple of hours until the bailbondsman shows up. So she can pay him, what, at least a 100 bucks cash, then maybe eventually show up to her court date and pay the original fine plus all the extra.

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15 hours ago, Jatrain said:

Ok, she's obviously crazy and has a white old women privilege thing going on, but isn't this an unnecessary escalation by the cop?  He doesn't need her to sign the ticket, it literally doesn't change a thing if she doesn't, she still gets the ticket.  And she's apparently not a danger to let go, he was going to do it if she just signed the ticket.  But because she was a dick to him, he escalates to pull her out of the car, ends up tasing her which could end up in death in an old lady.  

Sure it is. Cop is copping, what else would you expect?

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18 hours ago, Jatrain said:

Ok, she's obviously crazy and has a white old women privilege thing going on, but isn't this an unnecessary escalation by the cop?  He doesn't need her to sign the ticket, it literally doesn't change a thing if she doesn't, she still gets the ticket.  And she's apparently not a danger to let go, he was going to do it if she just signed the ticket.  But because she was a dick to him, he escalates to pull her out of the car, ends up tasing her which could end up in death in an old lady.  

You kind of left out the part between asking her to step out and her running in her truck for an unknown amount of time before he catches her and she pulls over again and then he’s forced to tase her after she resisted arrest.

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On 7/6/2023 at 6:05 PM, HenryJames said:

 

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She's been outed so you can look her up.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12280445/Racist-Karen-unleashed-tirade-not-knowing-Hermes-declared-BANKRUPT-2019.html

  • Blair Featherman, 49,  launched into the rant at her luxury apartment complex
  • She called the group 'trash' and said they should 'go back down to Denver'
  • Bankruptcy documents have revealed the state of her finances in 2019  
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A white woman who went on a racist tirade during a pool party and screamed at a Latino family for not knowing what Hermes is was declared bankrupt in 2019. Blair Featherman, 49, was recorded lashing out at the family during the racist tirade in Colorado on Friday - where she had to be held down by a man from her own party.

Court documents obtained by DailyMail.com show that the mother-of-two filed for bankruptcy in 2019 and had only $100 in her checking account and $20 in cash at the time.

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Federal court records show that her bankruptcy case was close in June 2022, and revealed that she is unmarried and most recently lived in Englewood in Denver. According to the documents she earned $14,088 for the 2018 calendar year and $42,670 for 2017, as well as receiving $31,200 in child support in 2018 and $37,440 the year prior.

The mother-of-two, who billed herself as an art consultant and feng shui expert, had a $2,493 judgment against her in Colorado courts the year before her bankruptcy by Synchrony bank.

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She also claimed $1,440 in unemployment in 2018, as well as listing having $57,263 in student loans and a 2015 Jeep Grand Cherokee worth $19,413. Despite bragging that she knew what Hermes was, in 2019 she claimed that she had $400 worth of items in her closet, as well as $300 for a TV and laptop.

The documents also show that she listed $1,500 for various items around her house, including bedroom and dining room furniture. She also said that she owed the IRS $17,000 in federal income taxes and the Colorado Department of Revenue $1,500 – as well as more than $39,000 in attorney fees. According to the documents, she also owed money to a payday loan company, multiple credit card companies and the cost of a returned check.

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5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

She's been outed so you can look her up.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12280445/Racist-Karen-unleashed-tirade-not-knowing-Hermes-declared-BANKRUPT-2019.html

  • Blair Featherman, 49,  launched into the rant at her luxury apartment complex
  • She called the group 'trash' and said they should 'go back down to Denver'
  • Bankruptcy documents have revealed the state of her finances in 2019  

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On 7/10/2023 at 1:27 AM, atomheartbevo said:

She's been outed so you can look her up.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12280445/Racist-Karen-unleashed-tirade-not-knowing-Hermes-declared-BANKRUPT-2019.html

  • Blair Featherman, 49,  launched into the rant at her luxury apartment complex
  • She called the group 'trash' and said they should 'go back down to Denver'
  • Bankruptcy documents have revealed the state of her finances in 2019  

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If you ever stood around drinking white wine out of a plastic cup, you've met a dozen Blair Feathermans.

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4 hours ago, Pancho said:

Of course she responds with “I’m not a racist!”

 

Maybe she hates the white Telenovela Mexicans too.

 

Though come to think of it, if she could combine her insane energy with Spanish language skills, she could name her price at Telemundo.

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I'm a huge fan of the daily mail. This is the kind of hard hitting world news drama that they excel  at covering. And by "excel", I mean posting T&A pics. Here's the chick that owned the tiktok account that posted the original clip, Jada Gallardo

Hairdresser Jada Gallardo (pictured) has doubled down and said 'Poolside Karen' was 'acting belligerently crazy' during her racist rant

Gallardo said the racist tirade erupted over an argument about inviting outside members into the lavish apartment complex's swimming pool

Being the balanced truth purveyors that they are, they also posted more pics of the psycho chick

Blair Featherman, 49, launched into a racist rant at her luxury apartment complex in Colorado, calling a group of Latinos 'trash'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12289403/Colorado-hairdresser-denies-deceptively-editing-Poolside-Karens-rant-Mexicans.html

I'm definitely leaning  #TeamJada here, but the only way to be sure would be to have Jada and Blair settle it in the mud wrestling arena. As John Candy has passed on, I volunteer my services to stand in for Dewey Oxburger. 

 

Also, here's the  skanky Texas equivalent of a dumb bitch blowing up on pool patrol

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12287191/Karen-accused-racism-meltdown-man-bringing-two-black-guests-private-pool.html 

A blonde woman in a red bikini is being accused of racism after videos posted online showed her screaming at a neighbor who invited some black friends to swim at their apartment complex's pool

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1 hour ago, Blotto said:

I'm a huge fan of the daily mail. This is the kind of hard hitting world news drama that they excel  at covering. And by "excel", I mean posting T&A pics. Here's the chick that owned the tiktok account that posted the original clip, Jada Gallardo

Hairdresser Jada Gallardo (pictured) has doubled down and said 'Poolside Karen' was 'acting belligerently crazy' during her racist rant

Gallardo said the racist tirade erupted over an argument about inviting outside members into the lavish apartment complex's swimming pool

Being the balanced truth purveyors that they are, they also posted more pics of the psycho chick

Blair Featherman, 49, launched into a racist rant at her luxury apartment complex in Colorado, calling a group of Latinos 'trash'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12289403/Colorado-hairdresser-denies-deceptively-editing-Poolside-Karens-rant-Mexicans.html

I'm definitely leaning  #TeamJada here, but the only way to be sure would be to have Jada and Blair settle it in the mud wrestling arena. As John Candy has passed on, I volunteer my services to stand in for Dewey Oxburger. 

 

Also, here's the  skanky Texas equivalent of a dumb bitch blowing up on pool patrol

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12287191/Karen-accused-racism-meltdown-man-bringing-two-black-guests-private-pool.html 

A blonde woman in a red bikini is being accused of racism after videos posted online showed her screaming at a neighbor who invited some black friends to swim at their apartment complex's pool

You really need to separate the smoking hot bitch from the trolls.  I wanted to give the drool emoji rep, then kept reading the rest of your post.  Thank you, 

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12 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

If you ever stood around drinking white wine out of a plastic cup, you've met a dozen Blair Feathermans.

You will not bet me when I tell you she likely had a box of Franzia Chardonnay in her refrigerator - and hit it several times before she headed to the pool. 

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I think there's enough damaged, self-hating women in this country left that still have an ability to laugh at what they've turned into.  

I am 80% certain we could manufacture and sell a boxed wine called "Karen Kabernet" for like $15/box and enough women would buy it, we could get a skybox at DKR.  I think a few hundred thousand women would buy it as a gag/to gift/self-depricating humor.  The other half out of appreciation of a genuinely good deal and a middle finger to the rest of the world.  The back of the box would have the usual legal info and then a photograph of a black person with their name underneath and the caption, "Hey, I'm Karen's black friend.  We hope you enjoy this wine as much as we did together hanging out last week..." 

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5 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I think there's enough damaged, self-hating women in this country left that still have an ability to laugh at what they've turned into.  

I am 80% certain we could manufacture and sell a boxed wine called "Karen Kabernet" for like $15/box and enough women would buy it, we could get a skybox at DKR.  I think a few hundred thousand women would buy it as a gag/to gift/self-depricating humor.  The other half out of appreciation of a genuinely good deal and a middle finger to the rest of the world.  The back of the box would have the usual legal info and then a photograph of a black person with their name underneath and the caption, "Hey, I'm Karen's black friend.  We hope you enjoy this wine as much as we did together hanging out last week..." 

I’m 100% certain. PM sent. 

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13 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I think there's enough damaged, self-hating women in this country left that still have an ability to laugh at what they've turned into.  

I am 80% certain we could manufacture and sell a boxed wine called "Karen Kabernet" for like $15/box and enough women would buy it, we could get a skybox at DKR.  I think a few hundred thousand women would buy it as a gag/to gift/self-depricating humor.  The other half out of appreciation of a genuinely good deal and a middle finger to the rest of the world.  The back of the box would have the usual legal info and then a photograph of a black person and the caption, "Hey, I'm Karen's black friend.  We hope you enjoy this wine as much as we did together hanging out since she was a kid.”

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

I think there's enough damaged, self-hating women in this country left that still have an ability to laugh at what they've turned into.  

I am 80% certain we could manufacture and sell a boxed wine called "Karen Kabernet" for like $15/box and enough women would buy it, we could get a skybox at DKR.  I think a few hundred thousand women would buy it as a gag/to gift/self-depricating humor.  The other half out of appreciation of a genuinely good deal and a middle finger to the rest of the world.  The back of the box would have the usual legal info and then a photograph of a black person with their name underneath and the caption, "Hey, I'm Karen's black friend.  We hope you enjoy this wine as much as we did together hanging out last week..." 

If you really want to capture your intended demographic, might I suggest "Krazy Karen Kabernet" or "Karen's Killer Kabernet" or ....well, I think you're picking up what I'm putting down. 

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