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anyone who uttered the immortal, EYE DOWNT  WAANT  YUR  LYFE!!!  while playing for the West Caynaan Coyotes has to, by definition, be a good dude. 

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Turned down Ali wearing a whipped cream bikini. And I don’t mean face down ass up.

9 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Turned down Ali wearing a whipped cream bikini. And I don’t mean face down ass up.

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12 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Turned down Ali wearing a whipped cream bikini. And I don’t mean face down ass up.

Ali or Amy?  
Kind of like Ginger vs Mary Ann. 

15 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Ali or Amy?  
Kind of like Ginger vs Mary Ann. 

Whynotboth.gif for sure 

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52 minutes ago, Underdog said:

HEB is the best. 

When I retire and move somewhere cooler, I seriously think the thing I'll miss most about Texas is HEB.

That's one helluva yeast infection.

On 12/25/2020 at 9:08 AM, Beau Vine said:

When I retire and move somewhere cooler, I seriously think the thing I'll miss most about Texas is HEB.

Good tex-mex is what you will miss the most.

On 12/25/2020 at 7:08 AM, Beau Vine said:

When I retire and move somewhere cooler, I seriously think the thing I'll miss most about Texas is HEB.

No you won't.

3 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Good tex-mex is what you will miss the most.

Amen.

And the gorgeous wimmen folk of Texas.

Never saw the Dawson’s thing, but very much enjoyed Don’t Trust the Bitch in apartment 23. Plus Krysten Ritter is hawt 

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Good tex-mex is what you will miss the most.
Nah, I cook my own. And I like real Mexican a lot more than tex-mex anyways.

I've found good Mexican food in a lot of states these days. It wasn't like it was 15 years ago when we traveled and california was the only place that had good stuff. I even found a good taco place in SLC of all places

1 hour ago, Wanker Bob said:

I've found good Mexican food in a lot of states these days. It wasn't like it was 15 years ago when we traveled and california was the only place that had good stuff. I even found a good taco place in SLC of all places

I've seen it all when a bloody Englishman says Salt Lake City has a good taco place...

20 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I've seen it all when a bloody Englishman says Salt Lake City has a good taco place...

Normally I'd agree but I've been in Texas for 18 years and married to a straight from Mexico country girl latina for four so my credentials are a little bit better than your standard limey bastard. 

The place in salt lake is owned by a Mexican immigrant who was really ambitious in his running from la migra. 

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Mountain Mex is a whole different genre of mexican food . . . and it is delicious. 

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12 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I've seen it all when a bloody Englishman says Salt Lake City has a good taco place...

hearing british people try to speak spanish is one of the funniest things in the world

hearing british people try to speak spanish is one of the funniest things in the world

Hearing latinas moaning in Spanish is one of the hottest things in the world.
38 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Hearing latinas moaning in Spanish is one of the hottest things in the world.

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On 12/25/2020 at 9:08 AM, Beau Vine said:

When I retire and move somewhere cooler, I seriously think the thing I'll miss most about Texas is HEB.

This was a bullet point in my family’s con list of moving to the East coast. Was surprised my Yankee wife felt as strongly as I did about it. 

On 12/25/2020 at 9:03 PM, Steel Shank said:

7 Varsity Blues whipped cream bikini spoofs, ranked | EW.com

Did you know that Angela from The Office auditioned for this part and is still mad she didn’t get it? LOLWUT 

8 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

That's really cool.  Anybody know where he bought his land?

I bet he and Wendell already hit up the Landing Strip to pour one out for Lance and Billy Bob. 

2 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

I bet he and Wendell already hit up the Landing Strip to pour one out for Lance and Billy Bob. 

You mean Tweeter?

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

You mean Tweeter?

Nah the workhorse RB that Kilmer wouldn’t let get into the endzone. 

Welcome to Texas JvdB. 

P.S.  I don't blame you for dumping that hoser Robin Sherbatsky. She was a clinger, eh?

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