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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi


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Just now, Walden Ponderer said:

Still have a bit to wait for the full effects of Price's barbeque to hit.

Incubation for campylobacteriosis is 2-5 days; intestinal cryptosporidiosis can be 2-10 days; hemorrhagic colitis or E. coli O157:H7 infection can take 1-8 days; salmonellosis can take 6-48 hours; and of course, there are untold dozens of potential other diseases out there based on mishandled samples in aggy labs a few blocks away from the festivities that we have no idea how long take to incubate.

"What a second, why are the coaches whispering into Jaylen and Hayne's ears and handing them PowerBars?"

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

He knows we get the EXACT same generic quotes, right? We had a few "feels like home"s this weekend even.

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Jimbo is a fucking genius!! He’s actually trying to sell a home and family environment to kids?? He’s just solved the recruiting game. Just wow! 

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32 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Jimbo is a fucking genius!! He’s actually trying to sell a home and family environment to kids?? He’s just solved the recruiting game. Just wow! 

It’s the first family environment where you get to watch another man take care of your kids. 

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5 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

I sweatergod, this thread is at the top of the page as often as our own thread is. Why?

Is there a way to ignore an entire thread?

It's only at the top when aggy does something exceptionally stupid.  That's why it's at the top a lot.

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4 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

At this point, is Jimbo (who won the NC in 20--) the greatest living aggy, over JFF and Von Miller? With Tannehill, the great Myles Garrett, et al, do Jackie and RC even make the top 5 right now?

They’re all top five depending on the context. Fluid situation.

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Aggy was a loser again...

LSU added ESPN 300 defensive tackle Jaquelin Roy to its 2020 class Friday for a second time.  Roy, the No. 69 recruit overall, had been committed to the Tigers since September 2018, but decommitted in February 2019.  After taking visits, Roy named a top three of Alabama, LSU and Texas A&M, then decided to recommit to LSU.  

https://247sports.com/Player/Jaquelin-Roy-46050000/   

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5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Roy, the No. 69 recruit overall, had been committed to the Tigers since September 2018, but decommitted in February 2019.  After taking visits, Roy named a top three of Alabama, LSU and Texas A&M, then decided to recommit to LSU. 

Smart kid, he just needed a little spending money for the summer.  Easier than mowing lawns...

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19 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Aggy was a loser again...

LSU added ESPN 300 defensive tackle Jaquelin Roy to its 2020 class Friday for a second time.  Roy, the No. 69 recruit overall, had been committed to the Tigers since September 2018, but decommitted in February 2019.  After taking visits, Roy named a top three of Alabama, LSU and Texas A&M, then decided to recommit to LSU.  

https://247sports.com/Player/Jaquelin-Roy-46050000/   

So, he turned down aggy twice!  Whoop!

 

11 hours ago, ASDFASDF said:

They're trying hard as hell to spin their "huge recruiting event" which resulted in a total of one commitment from a coach's son into a success story. 

How much did they pay Garrett/Von Miller to show up?

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48 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Aggy was a loser again...

LSU added ESPN 300 defensive tackle Jaquelin Roy to its 2020 class Friday for a second time.  Roy, the No. 69 recruit overall, had been committed to the Tigers since September 2018, but decommitted in February 2019.  After taking visits, Roy named a top three of Alabama, LSU and Texas A&M, then decided to recommit to LSU.  

https://247sports.com/Player/Jaquelin-Roy-46050000/   

SEC West 1-2-3 finish and no tay yew!!  Whoop!!

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