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7 hours ago, Stringer said:

Enough already with the fucking parking apps and QR codes. Solving a problem that doesn’t exist.

I prefer using an app to pay for a parking spot instead having to pay at a machine and walk back to my car with a ticket. I don't mind the steps, but it's a whole lot easier to add time without having to go back.

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Bring back the coin meters.  From a cybersecurity standpoint, the app, as well as card readers for parking, are just more avenues for malicious activity.  Not to mention the apps are an income stream for non-government contractors to take a large slice of the pie for facilitating (SEE: Chicago parking meters).  I especially hate that you can't just go feed a meter for someone just to piss off a meter maid.

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Coin meters? WTF are coins? I don't remember the last time I had coins in my pocket or in my car.

 

Whatever pennies in my coin jar were used for target practice with my air rifle.

 

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On 7/26/2025 at 7:57 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

Since when do you need your whole crew to grocery shop, especially since at least one is one their phone blocking the aisle anyway?

Worst I've encountered:  Mom, Dad, two middle school aged children, grandma, and grandpa.  Every time I turned down an aisle, there they were.

Saw them in the parking lot headed to the car after the family shopping spree - two fucking bags of groceries.

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Why the fuck are you in the bathroom when someone else is fumigating the room with their feces? 

This right here.

If I smell shit, I’m not going in. I can hold it like a big girl until it’s fit for Christian buttcheeks.

There is a sick culture of office shitting that I don’t get. I don’t understand anyone that doesn’t have enough sense to disregard feces.

I don’t have words for the phone thing.
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20 minutes ago, tigol said:


This right here.

If I smell shit, I’m not going in. I can hold it like a big girl until it’s fit for Christian buttcheeks.

There is a sick culture of office shitting that I don’t get. I don’t understand anyone that doesn’t have enough sense to disregard feces.

I don’t have words for the phone thing.

part of it is avoiding the urge and therefore the likelihood I will vomit. I mean my wife and I obviously share a master bathroom but we don't share a bathroom... ever.... if you know what I mean.  I have no interest in ever smelling the shit of another person, ever. 

 

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part of it is avoiding the urge and therefore the likelihood I will vomit. I mean my wife and I obviously share a master bathroom but we don't share a bathroom... ever.... if you know what I mean.  I have no interest in ever smelling the shit of another person, ever. 

 

Same. I don’t share a bathroom with my husband. Shit is gross.
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50 minutes ago, tigol said:

I don’t understand anyone that doesn’t have enough sense to disregard feces.

The number 1 reason that bidets should be mandatory everywhere. Why does it matter that the feces smeared all over your backside is your own?  It’s still feces. Some of us aren’t savages. 

99% of the people most of you encounter every day have feces smeared all over their backsides. That’s a nice thought. 

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5 minutes ago, nnm said:

99% of the people most of you encounter every day have feces smeared all over their backsides. That’s a nice thought. 

Every man's hand that you shake has had a dick in it, if you want to get technical.

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1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Coin meters? WTF are coins? I don't remember the last time I had coins in my pocket or in my car.

 

Whatever pennies in my coin jar were used for target practice with my air rifle.

 

I haven't paid cash for anything in a very long time but when I did, it would piss me off so much if they gave change bills first with coins on top. That's so fucking rude! Coins are always first. 

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On 7/26/2025 at 8:57 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

Since when do you need your whole crew to grocery shop, especially since at least one is one their phone blocking the aisle anyway?

Three carts of Tide Detergent ain’t rolling out of the store unpaid by themselves. 

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@destroya, @Superhero, I too love my stainless steel collar stays. Some from Amazon, some from Tyrwhitt (thanks for the Tyrwhitt link a while ago, SH). 

However, today they became a trivial thing that made me surly. The washing machine stopped working. Wouldn’t drain or spin. No front access panel. Had to drain it with a siphon and then the water under the drum with a cup. It was messy. 

Finally got to the pump, scrunched down between the wall and the washer, very limited working room.  Two collar stays stuck in the pump, prohibiting it from spinning. Got them out, all is well. 

I’m surly that it happened but pleased that I fixed it. 

Moral of the story: if you wear dress shirts, check and doublecheck for collar stays before you put them in the wash. And be somewhat competent with household repairs. 

TLDR: collar stays are great until they’re not, and it pays to have some basic household skillz.

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I returned something to Target the other day and I’ve gotten 3 emails so far asking me to take a survey on the return process.

Anyone that wants me to take a survey (and that seems to be just about every business I interact with) can 100% get fucked. 

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1 hour ago, nnm said:


@destroya, @Superhero, I too love my stainless steel collar stays. Some from Amazon, some from Tyrwhitt (thanks for the Tyrwhitt link a while ago, SH). 

However, today they became a trivial thing that made me surly. The washing machine stopped working. Wouldn’t drain or spin. No front access panel. Had to drain it with a siphon and then the water under the drum with a cup. It was messy. 

Finally got to the pump, scrunched down between the wall and the washer, very limited working room.  Two collar stays stuck in the pump, prohibiting it from spinning. Got them out, all is well. 

I’m surly that it happened but pleased that I fixed it. 

Moral of the story: if you wear dress shirts, check and doublecheck for collar stays before you put them in the wash. And be somewhat competent with household repairs. 

TLDR: collar stays are great until they’re not, and it pays to have some basic household skillz.

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Happens to the best of us. My appliance repair man tore apart my washing machine and found one of those as well.

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3 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

I haven't paid cash for anything in a very long time but when I did, it would piss me off so much if they gave change bills first with coins on top. That's so fucking rude! Coins are always first. 

I was in the drive-thru lane of an In-n-Out when the person in front of me paid in coins.

Poor cashier was counting coins for about 3 minutes while everyone's fries got cold.

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13 hours ago, nnm said:

The number 1 reason that bidets should be mandatory everywhere. Why does it matter that the feces smeared all over your backside is your own?  It’s still feces. Some of us aren’t savages. 

99% of the people most of you encounter every day have feces smeared all over their backsides. That’s a nice thought. 

We are in agreement.  

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