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  • henrygandorf
    henrygandorf

    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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We are good

The Angels are bad

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Nearly empty stadium, and half the fans there are in Dodgers gear. What a shitty organization and fanbase. I feel sorry for Trout and Ohtani. 

Don't feel sorry for either of those guys. Trout only made the playoffs once, and resigned with the shit organization, while Ohtani had many suitors.

7 hours ago, Gourmand said:

I'm loving the under 4.5 Astros total runs at +120 on bovada right now if anyone wants to earn some easy money.

Good call. 

9 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Good call. 

My plan worked.

Was there any doubt that Javier would give up a moonshot to Ohtani?

That was rather crushed 

A’s lose again. This will only be applicable  for a few minutes 

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38 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Carlos Correa contract update:

 

 

Making up for lost time. Astros Future had him as the #1 Astros prospect to start the season before Pena got hurt.

Holy fuck that bat "boy" at the end of the first clip

Although thinking about it there's a decent chance it's an adult with developmental issues, not sure why else a grown adult would be a minor league bat boy. So I guess I feel bad. But still.

Edited by Huckleberry

They’ve got some Junk baller going tomorrow, so the Astros will probably struggle.  You never know, though, we might be able to hit the Angels in the Junk.

8 hours ago, runthebone said:

They’ve got some Junk baller going tomorrow, so the Astros will probably struggle.  You never know, though, we might be able to hit the Angels in the Junk.

Man, I’ve seen some unfortunate names in baseball over the years but that one’s up there .

if ever there was a day to have Scrubb available and go with an “opener”, it would be today 

Junk baller = start every Cuban and foreign born player 

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Junk baller = start every Cuban and foreign born player 

That’s pretty easy to do with this roster. The Astros must be the most Latino-heavy team in MLB

13 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

That’s pretty easy to do with this roster. The Astros must be the most Latino-heavy team in MLB

Almost as racist as when you have no scouting report on a black dude just throwing him curveballs. 

24 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Almost as racist as when you have no scouting report on a black dude just throwing him curveballs. 

Don’t really get this response to my post. Please explain. 

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1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

Man, I’ve seen some unfortunate names in baseball over the years but that one’s up there .

if ever there was a day to have Scrubb available and go with an “opener”, it would be today 

Eric Plunk was a good pitcher name

Colter Bean - P, NYY

One career HBP in 6 games. 😐

36 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Don’t really get this response to my post. Please explain. 

The almost as racist part was tongue in cheek- joke- b/c you said essentially that the latin american players would feast on junk ballers.  There is a similar belief, amongst some college coaches, that you should throw curves to African American players b/c they are less likely to have polished baseball skills as opposed to superior athleticism, and the superior athleticism is needed to hit the fastball while  baseball skills are more for hitting off speed pitchers.  

Edit to add- I see that it was TX 3 putt that said bring in the Cubans not you.  I responded to you b/c you responded to him.  Probably replied to wrong post.  

 

Edited by Wulaw Horn

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

The almost as racist part was tongue in cheek- joke- b/c you said essentially that the latin american players would feast on junk ballers.  There is a similar belief, amongst some college coaches, that you should throw curves to African American players b/c they are less likely to have polished baseball skills as opposed to superior athleticism, and the superior athleticism is needed to hit the fastball while  baseball skills are more for hitting off speed pitchers.  

 

Maybe you meant to respond to 3putt’s post. All  I said was that the Astros roster has a high % of Hispanic players. 

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Maybe you meant to respond to 3putt’s post. All  I said was that the Astros roster has a high % of Hispanic players. 

Yeah, I edited to add that while you were posting.  Yours was just the last reply on the thought so I lazily quoted that.  Sorry. My bad. 

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Yeah, I edited to add that while you were posting.  Yours was just the last reply on the thought so I lazily quoted that.  Sorry. My bad. 

GET IT TOGETHER

11 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Holy fuck that bat "boy" at the end of the first clip

Although thinking about it there's a decent chance it's an adult with developmental issues, not sure why else a grown adult would be a minor league bat boy. So I guess I feel bad. But still.

That's "Big Mike".  He does has a learning disability.  Been with them since they debuted in 2012.  Fan favorite.

Y’all mother fuckers need to tighten up, get your shit together and get for thread playoff mode !!!!

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Junk baller = start every Cuban and foreign born player 

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Yankees get Angels starter Andrew Heaney for Junk in trade

LOL

2 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Man, I’ve seen some unfortunate names in baseball over the years but that one’s up there .

if ever there was a day to have Scrubb available and go with an “opener”, it would be today 

i used to think scrubb was the most unfortunate name for a relief pitcher, until i saw kc has a guy named scott blewett.

14 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i used to think scrubb was the most unfortunate name for a relief pitcher, until i saw kc has a guy named scott blewett.

Conversation begins and ends with Bob Walk. Yeah, he was primarily a starter, but went to the bullpen in his later years. 

3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Conversation begins and ends with Bob Walk. Yeah, he was primarily a starter, but went to the bullpen in his later years. 

Party like it's 1988

35 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i used to think scrubb was the most unfortunate name for a relief pitcher, until i saw kc has a guy named scott blewett.

Whoa. that’s pretty bad.

right up there with… “Ken Giles”

 

48 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i used to think scrubb was the most unfortunate name for a relief pitcher, until i saw kc has a guy named scott blewett.

 

ChiSox postponed till Monday.  They have a double header tomorrow and now have 10.556 (thanks Manfred you POS) games in 11 days to close out the season.
 

Edited by Pimphand

Seeing on yankee sites that espada should be on the short list for the next manager. Also the Tampa bench coach

Edited by tx 3 putt

So hinch can't get released for good behavior for his stint in Siberia?

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