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Morgan Ensberg strikeout looking face would totally be a meme if it happened now.

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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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I wanted to punch him in the face every time he stood there and let a strike go by and followed it with his head all the way into the catchers mitt

back to real life : chas locked his spot on the playoff roster last night. he flashed some serious leather

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

I’m convinced that Ensberg sold his soul for that one season.  

I am convinced he started thinking too much and worrying about walking too much.  I think the next season he had something like a 230 batting average with a damn near 400 OBP.  Sometimes you have to swing the damn bat.  And this is from a guy who strongly values getting on base.

Glad im not the only one who noticed ensberg watching strikes.

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I wanted to punch him in the face every time he stood there and let a strike go by and followed it with his head all the way into the catchers mitt

And they were always dead center fastballs that looked like half the dudes on this thread would rake.

We need to go 9-1 to win 100.  Might as well fuck around and do it.

9 minutes ago, WBT said:

We need to go 9-1 to win 100.  Might as well fuck around and do it.

This has been my dream since mid July. My guess is that we finish with 97.  I don't know that we want to catch Tampa.  That keeps us with HFA over the Pale hosers.  Just my thought.

Also- we can't possibly win today.  This team doesn't believe in sweeps anymore...

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

This has been my dream since mid July. My guess is that we finish with 97.  I don't know that we want to catch Tampa.  That keeps us with HFA over the Pale hosers.  Just my thought.

Also- we can't possibly win today.  This team doesn't believe in sweeps anymore...

“If you win all the time, it’s not good for the coaches or the kids.”

22 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

“If you win all the time, it’s not good for the coaches or the kids.”

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10 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

So Oakland could get eliminated today, right?

Yes. From the division title not WC. A loss coupled with an Astros win will do it. 

Edited by TonyTexas

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Yes. With a loss coupled with an Astros win. 

Wow

Did a double take/check of the standings because I knew the magic number was 3… didn’t realize the Mariners were back in front of them and that number applies to them, not the A’s

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:


And they were always dead center fastballs that looked like half the dudes on this thread would rake.

At least Correa only does that on 0-0 pitches 

49 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Wow

Did a double take/check of the standings because I knew the magic number was 3… didn’t realize the Mariners were back in front of them and that number applies to them, not the A’s

Yeah the A's are super fucked.  They get us 6 more and Seattle 3 more after today.  Seattle should finish ahead of them.  

 

I tried telling y'all to stop worrying WTF Oakland was going to do several weeks back. The division was already ours back then and the Wild Card was an AL East deal back then.

14 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I tried telling y'all to stop worrying WTF Oakland was going to do several weeks back. The division was already ours back then and the Wild Card was an AL East deal back then.

I've been rooting for Oakland since early August.  I really wanted the first playoffs without both the Yankees and Red Sox in living memory* but it looks like at least 1 is going to make it.

*seemingly

6 minutes ago, WBT said:

I've been rooting for Oakland since early August.  I really wanted the first playoffs without both the Yankees and Red Sox in living memory* but it looks like at least 1 is going to make it.

*seemingly

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_American_League_Division_Series

It's pretty amazing the Angels, Orioles, Royals, and Tigers all made the playoffs in one year.

Edited by Pimphand

Let's not go past 12 tonight boys....I am fading fast already 

32 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Let's not go past 12 tonight boys....I am fading fast already 

The struggle is very very real

i haven’t been this unproductive at work since… probably the last day game 

 But good practice for October if we get the day LDS games

Edited by UTexasFight

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

why wasn't this a day game ?

Maybe because our next stop is still on the west coast? 

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Maybe because our next stop is still on the west coast? 

Still BS. We’re the only game after 6:05

32 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Still BS. We’re the only game after 6:05

I’m more pissed at a 3 pm CST game on Saturday. Right in the middle of college football games. If we’re going to Astros After Dark, at least make it on Saturday. 

48 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Still BS. We’re the only game after 6:05

Y’all should find a different nfl team.

the Texans suck

Getting no hit by a guy no one has ever heard of in game 4 of a 4 game series. Very on brand 2021 ‘Stros. 

Edited by billfromlaketravis

1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Still BS. We’re the only game after 6:05

 

1000% complete bs 

Cy cobb on the mound.

Jesus christ fucking pound this dickhead already

Not gonna lie I kinda hate this warning track power Bregman

Bregman with the warning track power. Thought that was gone off the bat.
Wayyyyyy too much of that since he has been back
1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Not gonna lie I kinda hate this warning track power Bregman

Not helping his trade value. 

Cocksucking ump. Perfect pitch to Ohtani for strike 3 and gives him a free pass. 

Figured though....too close for any dumbshit in NY to change

Umps horsefucked Lance this inning. None of this shit should have happened. Strike out that wasn’t and then the stolen base that wasn’t. 
fuuuuuuck. 

Well that was something

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