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1 hour ago, texasdago said:

I mean, this Target shooting... to be fair, have you seen how messy their stores are lately?  One can kind of understand... 

He misunderstood when his friends said "let's go Target Shooting".

On another note, is @Roadkill Sasquatch now AustinJustice on X?  That dude is doing some major work digging up dirt on the old RFL members lately.

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1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

I guarantee you there are walkers & joggers of both sexes who are legally carrying micro-pistols while on those trails

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I can't believe no one confronted her, although perhaps we just didn't see it in the clips.   Her paintball gun and camera equipment would be in pieces if there were an actual adult around to deal with the piece of shit.  I know I would have taken her toy away if I were there.  It's not like those candy-assed GenZ friends of hers would do anything other than film it unil their cameras were taken away from them as well.  

Humanity has always sucked, but I don't enjoy the front row seat we get to people like this these days.  The chances of her serving time, as we all know, are basically zero, so the best we can hope for is somethign happens to her before she's released that gets her to rethink whatever the fuck kind of attitude one needs to pull a stunt like this.  this is about as antisocial as it gets, and she deserves at least a few months in jail to think about it.  Alas, she is in Austin.

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14 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

I can't believe no one confronted her, although perhaps we just didn't see it in the clips.   Her paintball gun and camera equipment would be in pieces if there were an actual adult around to deal with the piece of shit.  I know I would have taken her toy away if I were there.  It's not like those candy-assed GenZ friends of hers would do anything other than film it unil their cameras were taken away from them as well.  

Humanity has always sucked, but I don't enjoy the front row seat we get to people like this these days.  The chances of her serving time, as we all know, are basically zero, so the best we can hope for is somethign happens to her before she's released that gets her to rethink whatever the fuck kind of attitude one needs to pull a stunt like this.  this is about as antisocial as it gets, and she deserves at least a few months in jail to think about it.  Alas, she is in Austin.

Apparently, she's some sort of online personality (which includes a chapter of being a low-tier OnlyFans skank) sociopath.  What a world.

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55 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

I can't believe no one confronted her, although perhaps we just didn't see it in the clips.   Her paintball gun and camera equipment would be in pieces if there were an actual adult around to deal with the piece of shit.  I know I would have taken her toy away if I were there.  It's not like those candy-assed GenZ friends of hers would do anything other than film it unil their cameras were taken away from them as well.  

Humanity has always sucked, but I don't enjoy the front row seat we get to people like this these days.  The chances of her serving time, as we all know, are basically zero, so the best we can hope for is somethign happens to her before she's released that gets her to rethink whatever the fuck kind of attitude one needs to pull a stunt like this.  this is about as antisocial as it gets, and she deserves at least a few months in jail to think about it.  Alas, she is in Austin.

Maybe she'll run into a certain someone and end up on the bottom of Town Lake.

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I know everyone hates TJ, but this isn't a politically slanted story...

 

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Overnight, a break-in occurred at Austin Pets Alive!’s Town Lake Animal Center involving a single individual who forcibly entered the facility by damaging the keypad entry system. Once inside, the intruder released the majority of the dogs from their kennels. APA! has overnight security and the security officer tried to contain the dogs but unfortunately, the staff wasn’t notified until close to 6am.

Unfortunately, this incident resulted in several dog altercations. At least five dogs sustained injuries and one tragically passed away. The injured dogs are receiving veterinary care and are currently in stable condition. All cats in the facility are safe and unharmed.

There were many missing dogs as all gates between the parking lot and the kennels were left open but, thanks to staff and volunteers, all have been located, safely, except two dogs, Fish Stick Jones and Lynette, who are currently missing. Volunteers and staff are actively searching both on and off campus. The dogs that have been found are terrified after the ordeal. Austin Pets Alive! is organizing search parties and inviting volunteers to assist. Those willing to help should visit APA! at 1156 Cesar Chavez, Austin, TX, to get an assignment. Injured dogs like Cowboy Caviar would recover best in a foster home.

“This is an incredibly difficult morning for our team,” said Dr. Ellen Jefferson, President & CEO of Austin Pets Alive!. de “The dog that passed was surrounded by people who loved him, and we will be honoring his life in a separate internal announcement. Right now, our priority is the safety of the remaining dogs and finding the two who are still missing and moving terrified dogs to foster homes as fast as we can where they can recover.

 

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13 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

I know everyone hates TJ, but this isn't a politically slanted story...

 

 

Shoot the fuckhead on site when they find him. 

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Just now, Deej said:

Shoot the fuckhead on site when they find him. 

Wish that asshole had been caught in the middle of the ensuing dogfights, and mangled.

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3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I guarantee you there are walkers & joggers of both sexes who are legally carrying micro-pistols while on those trails

https://www.texastribune.org/2010/04/27/rick-perry-shoots-coyote/

 

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Perry said he will carry his .380 Ruger — loaded with hollow-point bullets — when jogging on trails because he is afraid of snakes. He'd also seen coyotes in the undeveloped area.

When one came out of the brush toward his daughter's Labrador retriever, Perry charged.

"Don't attack my dog or you might get shot ... if you're a coyote," he said Tuesday.

 

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45 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I would've taken the gun from her and shot her ass up, filming the entire time. I'm doing it for the likes, bitch!

"You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click." "

 

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2 hours ago, Samson's Wig said:

I can't believe no one confronted her, although perhaps we just didn't see it in the clips.   Her paintball gun and camera equipment would be in pieces if there were an actual adult around to deal with the piece of shit.  I know I would have taken her toy away if I were there.  It's not like those candy-assed GenZ friends of hers would do anything other than film it unil their cameras were taken away from them as well.  

Humanity has always sucked, but I don't enjoy the front row seat we get to people like this these days.  The chances of her serving time, as we all know, are basically zero, so the best we can hope for is somethign happens to her before she's released that gets her to rethink whatever the fuck kind of attitude one needs to pull a stunt like this.  this is about as antisocial as it gets, and she deserves at least a few months in jail to think about it.  Alas, she is in Austin.

guarantee she has two Captain Save a Hoes with her to assault anyone who approaches her

 

These losers always do

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1 minute ago, ChickenSandwich said:

guarantee she has two Captain Save a Hoes with her to assault anyone who approaches her

 

These losers always do

So three people get their asses kicked. 

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10 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

What kind of asshole "liberates" a bunch of dogs at a shelter specifically dedicated to saving dogs' lives?  God damn I hate people.

This is how 28 Days Later started.

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2 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

guarantee she has two Captain Save a Hoes with her to assault anyone who approaches her

 

These losers always do

Those goobers were in the video clips.  She's going to need tougher friends/security for that to work.  Some dude tripping on his Lululemon pants while trying to speed dial his therapist/mom isn't going to cut it.

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I just got an email from APA that said the last two dogs were found and have been returned.

If you weren't aware, APA has been doing an amazing job with the influx of pets that have been coming in from Kerrville since the floods. Major props to everyone working and volunteering there. It's awful that they had to deal with this bullshit piled on top of everything else they've been doing the last month.

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The 6th street barriers are being converted to concrete.  Including the reply, because these will damn sure be tagged like a mofo w/ the quickness.

 

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On 8/14/2025 at 10:48 AM, Brisketexan said:

Apparently, she's some sort of online personality (which includes a chapter of being a low-tier OnlyFans skank) sociopath.  What a world.

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7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


I mean…it WAS in an “activity center.” So, you know…be more careful with naming places if you don’t want “activity” there.

It’s getting to the point where you can’t even jack off in public anymore. 

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1 hour ago, Clintonaldo said:

It’s getting to the point where you can’t even jack off in public anymore. 

Fall semester - mid morning in 1962 - I was walking up the West Mall by the Union and saw two students (male & female) fully clothed, but with her skirt up and apparently his zipper open, banging away on top of the entryway balustrade. 
It seemed that most of the student crowd walking by either didn’t notice them or were too embarrassed to gawk like amazed freshman me did.

Gen Z’s grandparents were not necessarily shy in those days.

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On 8/16/2025 at 9:44 AM, Mittens said:

The 6th street barriers are being converted to concrete.  Including the reply, because these will damn sure be tagged like a mofo w/ the quickness.

The city is being a little weird, IMHO.

On 6th street, they are adding cars to a heavily pedestrian street to make it safer.
But over on Congress, they are proposing closing part of the street to cars to make it safer for pedestrians.

What if the folks that are causing issues on 6th just migrate over to Congress?

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19 hours ago, Texas Jeff said:

The city is being a little weird, IMHO.

On 6th street, they are adding cars to a heavily pedestrian street to make it safer.
But over on Congress, they are proposing closing part of the street to cars to make it safer for pedestrians.

What if the folks that are causing issues on 6th just migrate over to Congress?

Its right in front of the capitol.  My gut tells me it will be managed differently so as to not offend the sensibilities of Lt. Dan. 

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On 8/17/2025 at 1:24 AM, Deej said:

Did aggy let him go because he was masturbating to female students, or because it wasn't livestock?

DID aggy let him go?  I heard we was a former UT professor who's supposed to teach at aggy in the fall.  Dude was just trying to pass his pre-screening interview by rubbing one out in public, I'm sure.  I'm sure the dude probably got a promotion and an additional class to teach on closeted perversion 101.

19 hours ago, Texas Jeff said:

The city is being a little weird, IMHO.

On 6th street, they are adding cars to a heavily pedestrian street to make it safer.
But over on Congress, they are proposing closing part of the street to cars to make it safer for pedestrians.

What if the folks that are causing issues on 6th just migrate over to Congress?

Didn't they give up on the idea of shutting down congress south of the Capitol?

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23 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Didn't they give up on the idea of shutting down congress south of the Capitol?

Perhaps ... I was going off these news reports, which are now about six months old.  Things may have changed:
 

 

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Amy's Ice Cream, East Side Pies broken into overnight in Austin, Texas

 

AUSTIN (KXAN) — Two popular Austin spots were hit overnight by burglars, the businesses told KXAN Saturday.

Amy’s Ice Cream and East Side Pies told KXAN they showed up to their locations on U.S. Highway 183 near Anderson Mill Road to find their glass doors had been shattered.

East Side Pies shared a video with KXAN showing two people entering the business wearing dark hoodies and covering their faces.

A spokesperson with East Side Pies told KXAN all three East Side Pies locations had a break-in this month, and that it’s alarming to see local businesses across Austin being targeted like this.

 

East Side Pies said someone broke into their Burnet location on Aug. 6, and they were able to get a picture of the masked intruder.

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“This break-in is part of a string of burglaries happening across Austin and too many of our fellow small businesses have been affected. What has carried us through today is the love and support we’ve already felt from our neighborhood and the city. If you are looking for a way to help, the best thing you can do is keep showing up for local spots you love. Come by and share a scoop or a burger with us- and please make sure to stop by our neighbors at East Side Pies, who were also impacted. Moments like this remind us why Austin is such a special place to call home “

-Amy’s Ice Cream spokesperson

 

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