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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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Right between Boston College and Vandy with a rank of 47.    Georgia and Alabama are definitely worried about 2-4 in their division aggy.   THE WORM IS TURNING!

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Since class average is one of their favorite talking points, surely they will now acknowledge that UT's is higher than A&M's on every site.

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Just now, derpyhorndog said:

Since class average is one of their favorite talking points, surely they will now acknowledge that UT's is higher than A&M's on every site.

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2 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Since class average is one of their favorite talking points, surely they will now acknowledge that UT's is higher than A&M's on every site.

Sips got a loser for sure, I mean all of his competition were just high school kids.  If it wasn't for his speed, power, athleticism, he would be a 2* /aggy

If jizz jars, sheep fucking, and Klan robes can't land a 5 star running back from Florida, Texas must be cheating. 

7 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Since class average is one of their favorite talking points, surely they will now acknowledge that UT's is higher than A&M's on every site.

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3 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Our freshmen rb outperformed their freshmen rb, and we had two guys that will be drafted in 1st 2 rounds, and a transfer rb that Alabama didn’t really want to lose in front of our guy.

I love our backfield, but who are we describing here?

20 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Since class average is one of their favorite talking points, surely they will now acknowledge that UT's is higher than A&M's on every site.

With over twice as many commits. 

 

Just now, TommyGufano said:

I love our backfield, but who are we describing here?

Bijan and Roschon.  I don't know if it will be second round - but Roschon is going to be a top half of the draft pick.  Apparently (per draft twitter and a couple former personnel guys) teams love Roschon and view his limited carries as a plus.

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

Bijan and Roschon.  I don't know if it will be second round - but Roschon is going to be a top half of the draft pick.  Apparently (per draft twitter and a couple former personnel guys) teams love Roschon and view his limited carries as a plus.

Roschon is going round 6 or later. he doesn't have the athleticism to go higher. 

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Bijan and Roschon.  I don't know if it will be second round - but Roschon is going to be a top half of the draft pick.  Apparently (per draft twitter and a couple former personnel guys) teams love Roschon and view his limited carries as a plus.

Oh. Well... I guess I will be pleasantly shocked if RoJo is a 2nd rd pick

The first RB was drafted in the 2nd round this year. RBs just aren't as valued in the NFL. I'm sure Bijan will be a first round pick, I dunno about Roschon being a day 1 pick unless he puts up crazy combine numbers.

42 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Since class average is one of their favorite talking points, surely they will now acknowledge that UT's is higher than A&M's on every site.

If you don't count the punter in the class, aggy has a higher average, stooped sip. 

2 hours ago, SamMan said:

Did they benefit from the chaos at ou re gbd and uf/um with Stewart as well or was that straight bag game?

I think I’ve said it before, but it needs to be acknowledged how fortunate Texas was due to the chaos last year as well. They were in a pretty precarious position going into the last week of November—no ewers, lost Miller, 1 wr, 2 ol commits, etc. Maybe Banks flips regardless, but flipping Williams, winning out on Neto and Campbell, then poaching Watts and Brooks from osu, and Brice from ou is very unlikely. Credit Sark and the staff for being nimble and in position to capitalize on their opportunities, and credit the boosters for their work to get HWH/CFC/PF up and running, but they were fucked if that coaching carousel didn’t kick into high gear. I’ll also add the last minute flip of Neyor to the list of good fortune.

Needless to say, a ton has changed over the past nine months, and that’s a damn good thing. 

I know none of that is germane to the topic at hand, so I’ll just apologize and add that the aggies can go fuck themselves and/or their sheep.

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15 minutes ago, bar said:

The first RB was drafted in the 2nd round this year. RBs just aren't as valued in the NFL. I'm sure Bijan will be a first round pick, I dunno about Roschon being a Day 1 pick unless he puts up crazy combine numbers.

Roschon’s ceiling is late ROUND 3 compensatory pick. His floor is UDFA.

Hope that he hits his ceiling, but I’m going to predict 5th Round.

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

O/U on the number of times 5-7 is mentioned in their meltdown posts?  12?

Bout tree-fiddy 

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

O/U on the number of times 5-7 is mentioned in their meltdown posts?  12?

Bout tree-fiddy 

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

O/U on the number of times 5-7 is mentioned in their meltdown posts?  12?

Bout tree-fiddy 

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

O/U on the number of times 5-7 is mentioned in their meltdown posts?  12?

Bout tree-fiddy 

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22 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Roschon is going round 6 or later. he doesn't have the athleticism to go higher. 

This is probably true, but I’ll bet he ends up making the roster, whomever he UFA’s or gets drafted by.

3 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Boutique tree-fiddy

You pay more for that. 

1 minute ago, Don Hornleone said:

This is probably true, but I’ll bet he ends up making the roster, whomever he UFA’s or gets drafted by.

Yea, I see him sticking as rb3 or 4 and ST guy. 

2 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Wth?

It’s your post, you tell us! 

3 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Wth?

Put "boutique" in front of any item and it just costs more. 

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

So far I got three "5-7" posts plus a "losing to Kansas".

And if we somehow got invited to a bowl against aggy after that, they'd still dodge us. 

 

41 minutes ago, Deej said:

Put "boutique" in front of any item and it just costs more. 

"craft" = 30% markup

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"Everyone needs to calm down before I start blocking accounts. Remember, this is a Texas team that hasn't beaten us in over a decade."

- Billy Liucci

8 minutes ago, Deej said:

"Everyone needs to calm down before I start blocking accounts. Remember, this is a Texas team that hasn't beaten us in over a decade."

- Billy Liucci

@Deej bringing the heat on multiple threads today.  

12 minutes ago, Deej said:

"Everyone needs to calm down before I start blocking accounts. Remember, this is a Texas team that hasn't beaten us in over a decade."

- Billy Liucci

Too damn funny.😂

EastTexas needs to remind everyone which program has had blue balls since Hitler invaded Poland. 

17 minutes ago, cochamps said:

Too damn funny.😂

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Lulz at "our brand is higher than theirs nationally"

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If we are the media darlings, how is their brand bigger?

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Lol but many have posted the research!

And the proof is on aggy fan sites…and nowhere else. 

It appears that one agg missed the 2020 football season.  Specifically what Sark did at Bama.  

 

 

When you beat Bama, but still end up 8 and 4.

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8-5  The dixie chickened out of their final game. 

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47 minutes ago, Deej said:

When you beat Bama, but still end up 8 and 4.

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3 minutes ago, Nivek said:

8-5  The dixie chickened out of their final game. 

2-4 in their division. 

That’s really all that matters to anyone. 

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

 

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We could go 0-12 and still be a more attractive destination than fuckin aggy. 

These morons keep forgetting that these are class of 2023 guys so worst case we play in the Big 12 their freshman year. Also, our OOC schedule doesn't consist of FCS schools

 

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In 2017, jimbo went 5-6 at fsu. aggy was so impressed they signed him for 80 million dollars. 
so why do they think recruits should care about Texas going 5-7?

32 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

These morons keep forgetting that these are class of 2023 guys so worst case we play in the Big 12 their freshman year. Also, our OOC schedule doesn't consist of FCS schools

 

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You keep assuming these guys think logically....

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