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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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On 9/17/2024 at 1:15 PM, Deej said:

Of course it's thin. Look how stretched out it is; 

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

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They’ve been begging for 12 years to have Georgia at Kyle? 
lmao

I call bullshit….…first I’ve heard of it.

 

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21 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

They’ve been begging for 12 years to have Georgia at Kyle? 
lmao

I call bullshit….…first I’ve heard of it.

 

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How I imagine this photo was taken:

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1 hour ago, campcrunk said:

Gunny456 seems like a stable, well-adjusted individual who is lots of fun to be around

There is some crazy in that thread, and yet he still managed to stick out as more than slightly unhinged. 

Live look at Gunny456:

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My favorite thing about the "sips got the easy part of the sec" outrage is how careful they all are to mention aggy as one of our only difficult sec games.

10 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

How I imagine this photo was taken:

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Pretty close.

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Please remember you're dealing with an admitted and acknowledged full regarder. I thought we'd cleared that reality up already but perhaps I was mistaken. I apologize if so.

And vice versa. Sounds like, as all sane people would, we agree on A&M.

38 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

They’ve been begging for 12 years to have Georgia at Kyle? 
lmao

I call bullshit….…first I’ve heard of it.

 

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Jitterbugs have a camera now? 

Jerome Myles tears please.

9 minutes ago, linux said:

Jerome Myles tears please.

I'm sure there will be some, but when they lose recruits to places other than Texas, I believe the saying goes "it just means less". 

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This is the most cringe shit

 

 

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This is the most cringe shit

 

 

Not to mention the fact that it's barely even a real law school.

Just now, Katfid54 said:

Not to mention the fact that it's barely even a real law school.

And the bitches started infesting my favorite dive bar. It’s outrageous, quite frankly. 

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10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This is the most cringe shit

 

 

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12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This is the most cringe shit

I miss the old Fort Worth. 

8 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Quite as often as I could have
Maybe I didn't treat you
Quite as good as I should have
If I made you feel, oh, second best (you did, you did)
Girl, I'm sorry I was blind
Texas is always on your mind
Texas is always on your mind

Can you imagine watching your shit football team struggle worse than a blind dog fucking bar stool and say. “ we are gonna beat them and make the playoffs “

They of course have a long, embarrassing history of cringeworthy videos. 

 

7 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I didn’t.

No clue at all.

really you don't recall Michelle Herman trying to open an emergency exit at 30,000 ft story?

27 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This is the most cringe shit

 

 

quick someone pull a copy and start posting to vimeo

how the fuck did that even make it as a concept before it was storyboarded?

national media is going to get ahold of that and roast aggie alive

they will start trying to erase it in 24 hours

37 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This is the most cringe shit

 

 

Holy shit. They really cannot help themselves. 

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Now they see me, now they don't,

I've come and gone and

ooh, I love to sweep around the wide step 

Cut a little swathe and lead the people on

 

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48 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This is the most cringe shit

 

 

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30 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Can you imagine watching your shit football team struggle worse than a blind dog fucking bar stool and say. “ we are gonna beat them and make the playoffs “

I don't want to imagine being aggy.

38 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Can you imagine watching your shit football team struggle worse than a blind dog fucking bar stool and say. “ we are gonna beat them and make the playoffs “

No.

One of the things I like about our leadership, Sark and CDC, they keep receipts. Back in the day, Mack and DeLoss, there was always a little "take it easy on them" type of attitude. The way gomer has mouthed off about us joining their beloved conference,  whatever crap they might pull on the recruiting trail or behind the scenes with regards to the SEC, it's been noted. 

Those idiots keep saying we're going to lose to UGA (real) and them.... if they can get it rolling or if they can get their shit together. 

They better have a lucky horseshoe, a lucky rabbit's foot and pray that God really does like them, because I promise you Sark has been told to drop the hammer on them. 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

This is the most cringe shit

 

 

Their choreography is getting worse.

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

This is the most cringe shit

 

 

If you wanted to make a parody of Aggies, what would you do differently? Maybe nothing. Geebus.

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

Not to mention the fact that it's barely even a real law school.

aggy has its own laws.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

This is the most cringe shit

 

 

"When you absolutely, positively can't get into any other law school."

1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

They of course have a long, embarrassing history of cringeworthy videos. 

 

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1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

aggy has its own laws.

Well, they have their own logic too, so it kinda comes with the territory.

3 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

And the bitches started infesting my favorite dive bar. It’s outrageous, quite frankly. 

Dixie Chicken?? 

6 minutes ago, BERT said:

Dixie Chicken?? 

Oil Can Harry's 

12 minutes ago, BERT said:

Dixie Chicken?? 

Their law school is in Fort Worth. 

28 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Their law school is in Fort Worth. 

It was a joke, dude, it was a joke

agroids are easy to miss that we went into the reigning National Champions house, broke their home winning streak, and all on a National stage! If Sark didn’t pull back on the reigns during the 3rd, we’d have really embarrassed them and put a 50+ victory on them!

We came away injury free and didn’t embarrass a foe on the road! Remember that aggy, as you might not get the same sympathy, ala Tech and OSU last year.

Hook’em!!!

10 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

agroids are easy to miss that we went into the reigning National Champions house, broke their home winning streak, and all on a National stage! If Sark didn’t pull back on the reigns during the 3rd, we’d have really embarrassed them and put a 50+ victory on them!

We came away injury free and didn’t embarrass a foe on the road! Remember that aggy, as you might not get the same sympathy, ala Tech and OSU last year.

Hook’em!!!

Boy, do I wish this were true.

1 hour ago, UncleSonny said:

wait, what?

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they should have kept jimbo, the fightin texum ags are turbofucked. Lulz 
 

 

Their trap game is a team that just had its doors blown off by Toledo?  Way to see that bar within reach. 

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