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Why do they insist on deifying their coaches? FFS

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5 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Weird MFers

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Jfc we need another plague 

7 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Jfc we need another plague 

How about a plaque?

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10 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

How about a plaque?

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These dumbasses fail to realize that this is also the best offensive line they've faced this season, by far.

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Good ol Hope solo's butthole...

 

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Just a reminder: the best Looch meltdowns are in game tweets and his postgame replies. There is no point in hate watching the TexAgs podcasts. 

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Wonder if they’re taking calls tonight

Good question. They could employ the no game next week excuse to not take calls. They did this after the South Carolina loss. 

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I wonder if they’re looking for scalps? Klein has been dogshit in short yardage playcalling all year. I wonder if he survives. 

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And maybe someone could hit up mcafee and ask him which team is the blue collar and which has had everything handed to them, or how scary Kyle field was.  That was some bullshit pandering this morning at our program’s expense. 

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Still and always a perineal loser program. Wonder if it was the same guy last week. 

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I wasn't impressed with Texas at all. The problem was our offense was totally outmatched in this game. 

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My response to this is that we had 240 rushing yards and they had 248 total yards. 
 

They didn’t even score after the big punt block. They had nothing. 

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Holy fuck that first post.

I'm dying.

You’ll never win, aggys. Not ever. 😀

Did they really honor their runner up baseball team at the game? I’m sure that fired everybody up.

Are they in it with any top level WRs or RBs? Elko is tarded if he gives Hilson whatever he wants without buying some skill guys. 

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Are they in it with any top level WRs or RBs? Elko is tarded if he gives Hilson whatever he wants without buying some skill guys. 

I think they'ved whiffed on all their skill prospects so far.

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I think they'ved whiffed on all their skill prospects so far.

Yikes. Should have given Stewart a stipend for weed and matched Oregon’s offer. 

7 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Are they in it with any top level WRs or RBs? Elko is tarded if he gives Hilson whatever he wants without buying some skill guys. 

According to the 247 composite, 2 of their top 15 recruits are of the skill position variety.

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6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

According to the 247 composite, 2 of their top 15 recruits are of the skill position variety.

I was obviously talking offensive skill positions not corners. 

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

I was obviously talking offensive skill positions not corners. 

CBs aren't considered skill positions. Armstrong and Johnson are their top skill position players, with Rirdon at 16 on that list.

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I have to strenuously disagree with Jordan about the comedy level.  It may be the funniest thing to ever have happened. 

Klein seems to be getting most of the heat. If Elko had Saban’s coaching network he could soft land him somewhere in the Sunbelt. 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Still and always a perineal loser program. Wonder if it was the same guy last week. 

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It’s gotta be extra rough to lose this game for them after hypothetically beating us every year since 2011.

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Jesus Christ. It's like they expect year 1 to be NC contenders. They're too impatient. Gotta keep up with the Joneses. A competent HC will build his team over time, but that's not what they want. They're babies who want it Now! I don't want to wait for year 2, 3, 4 to build a roster. Gimme gimme gimme. 

God damn. It's like dealing with kids on Adderall. 

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