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I will just go ahead and say it. This guy fucks. 

He’s clearly  been studying college football stats since the age of two. He got an economics degree from Harvard at the age of 13. He did his post-graduate work at the London School of Economics. His doctoral thesis is studied by every serious football analyst worth their salt. 

I want this quant analyzing my team and predicting world domination
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I love how they think our defense is going to be worse than last year when we return 5 stars on every level and addressed our only weak spot 5 times over from the portal with P4 players. We could easily lose the OSU game and then run the table to Georgia, though I think our QB play is going to be light years better moving from Ewers and his shitty RZ playmaking abilities to a true DT QB with a better and more accurate arm. Let's not forget that Sarkisian had to take the ball out of Ewers's hands completely in the 2H after the back to back TOs. That easily could have been 31-0 or worse if our QB didn't shit the bed completely.

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11 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I love how they think our defense is going to be worse than last year...

It's been the same since time immemorial. Whoever we lose is always irreplaceable (although they said the same exact players were overrated while they were here) and anyone new they have will automatically be an upgrade.  During the offseason, they will always predict our demise and their ascension no matter the circumstances. 

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

How many paint chips does one have to consume in order to look at the Texas 2025 schedule and say out loud "yeah, that's an easy schedule"? These posters are a special form of stupid.

SoS rankings for 2025:

  1. Florida
  2. Vanderbilt
  3. Oklahoma
  4. Texas
  5. Arkansas
  6. Mississippi State
  7. Kentucky
  8. Georgia
  9. Texas A&M
  10. Alabama
  11. Louisiana State
  12. Wisconsin
  13. South Carolina
  14. Auburn
  15. Tennessee
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29 minutes ago, satyanash said:

SoS rankings for 2025:

  1. Florida
  2. Vanderbilt
  3. Oklahoma
  4. Texas
  5. Arkansas
  6. Mississippi State
  7. Kentucky
  8. Georgia
  9. Texas A&M
  10. Alabama
  11. Louisiana State
  12. Wisconsin
  13. South Carolina
  14. Auburn
  15. Tennessee

Did Wisconsin join the SEC in the offseason?

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3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Did Wisconsin join the SEC in the offseason?

Those are rankings for all FBS schools. Wisconsin is the only non-SEC team in the top 15, because they play Alabama in Tuscaloosa this year.

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7 minutes ago, Deej said:

aggy #9, yet still don't play Georgia, and miss Bama. ok. 

Well, they DO play Texas, and so does every other team in the top 9 not named Texas, so...

 

 

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yes, Sark is famously a guy who abandons his QBs at the first sign of trouble, even when all of the Texas message boards are united in full support and preaching patience

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1 hour ago, General Specific said:


Well, they do have a Krogers on campus!

And if you can't find it, at least 47 good ags will happily give you instructions on how to get there!

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And if you can't find it, at least 47 good ags will happily give you instructions on how to get there!

I’ll have you know after being directed to, and experiencing the best Krogers ever!, that all my kids have decided to give up their local Randalls, HEB and the like, and are now committed to THAT Kroger! Respect their decision!
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13 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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I read every post in every screenshot, and I still can't even tell what fucking "information" was actually leaked. Elko thinks someone fast in the secondary is locked in? Texas A&M leads for some guy? What exactly are these little sensitive princesses all up in arms about?

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Just now, SydneyCarton said:

I read every post in every screenshot, and I still can't even tell what fucking "information" was actually leaked. Elko thinks someone fast in the secondary is locked in? Texas A&M leads for some guy? What exactly are these little sensitive princesses all up in arms about?

Sounds like (and I hate that I took the time to parse this), the son of an Aggie booster is an Oregon fan and is leaking A&M NIL numbers to the Oregon money.

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20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Sounds like (and I hate that I took the time to parse this), the son of an Aggie booster is an Oregon fan and is leaking A&M NIL numbers to the Oregon money.

Yeah but...if Oregon offers low, and the kids family/agent counters...they'll sort of have an idea of the fucking numbers. 

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14 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Your thinking does not align with cult paranoia and vindictiveness.

The data dump should come any day now.

Aggie: "The best I can for this new car is $55,000 all in."
Salesman: "My Boss says the best we can do is $58,000."
Aggie: "Holy shit, you should tell your boss what a fucking idiot he is for giving away the best offer."

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