July 4, 20241 yr I'm enjoying the whole "the real UT" thing. That's exactly the kind of thing that only they and tennessee give a shit about.
July 4, 20241 yr Such complete idiots. The SEC is a meat grinder every week!!!! Why is their schedule so easy??!!
July 4, 20241 yr This is some classic Aggie stupid narration. 1 Massive failure if we don't do something the Aggies have never achieved or come near achieving. They're going to get huge yucks if we go 11-3 with a playoff win while they thumb their nuts and wonder why in the world they hired Elko. 2 Fall short and still land way above them. It's like a would-be actor in the audience guffawing and pointing when the lead on stage stumbles for a moment. 3 It sure as shit would for you. 4 The Aggies have magnificently maintained their high initial ranking since the magical -cough- 2020 season. They've only been ranked at the beginning of the year for a few years now. Explain the world to me, Yukon. Guy makes a great and fresh observation about the league. I'm enlightened. Have we ever played a decent team after OU? We played them every year after OU. I wonder if he'll ever do the easy math for that equation. Jack's right. It may only be the last two or three years. Well, maybe it is the last four yearsi after all. Ol' Jack ain't going down easy. 1 Sark made the playoff. Jimbo's getting 7 mil a year not to coach A&M. Advantage A&M. 2 Yes. A&M took it so serenely. The nation was filled with admiration for their composure. Thanks @Longhornfrenzy Edited July 4, 20241 yr by RomaVicta
July 4, 20241 yr 30 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said: Guess who's meeting Billy in the parking lot and getting a ban hammer? No ag tag!! Infiltrator!
July 4, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said: Guess who's meeting Billy in the parking lot and getting a ban hammer? those 74 upvotes are getting called into the principal's office as well.
July 4, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, PilotsError said: those 74 upvotes are getting called into the principal's office as well. Poor bastards
July 4, 20241 yr Such complete idiots. The SEC is a meat grinder every week!!!! Why is their schedule so easy??!! aggy forgets that our “weak schedule” includes playing them on the road and actually brings down our strength of schedule.Hook’em!!!
July 5, 20241 yr On 7/2/2024 at 7:16 PM, Wishbone said: Can’t speak for anyone else in here but I appreciate your red pen dissections. Roma is the Poet Laureate of surly.
July 5, 20241 yr 1 minute ago, Nivek said: So have they finally gotten over their best baseball coach ever ditching them? Of course, they upgraded with a guy who truly understands what it means to be an aggie. Sure he has no experience as a head coach and all their other choices weren't interested, but this guy is a true aggie - did you see the sportscoat?
July 5, 20241 yr Didn’t you hear? They got basically the best coach in the nation that doesn’t currently have a Wikipedia presence. He’s pretty underground. He’s so good, nobody even knows it yet. And, he’s a snappy dresser with his press conference blazer game and all.
July 5, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, deft said: Didn’t you hear? They got basically the best coach in the nation that doesn’t currently have a Wikipedia presence. He’s pretty underground. He’s so good, nobody even knows it yet. And, he’s a snappy dresser with his press conference blazer game and all. And he’s a Yankee to boot (Indiana native)! Nothing says redass Aggie like a Hoosier that graduated from Indiana less than 15 years ago and has been in the state of Texas a total of two years.
July 5, 20241 yr Well, there you have it. A few Aggies saying it's absolutely true with no evidence, that's enough for me. "TCU fans told us about it!" Open shut case. What about past success? Does that have any bearing on evaluation? Pearls clutched? Check! But not as much as here: I'll guarantee you one of those guys is molesting little girls and boys. That was some over-compensating moralism coming in hot. 1 Oops, they're calling him Trev like he's an old buddy and straight shooter. 2 Ol' Trev ain't gettin' excited about some loose-living shenanigans, no sirree bob. 3 A&M has always had that high standard. They fired RC right away when his wife dumped his clothes on the practice field because he was screwing his secretary. Oh wait, he's a hero to Aggies. These fucking guys. Same ones as further above laying out the psychology. And there's another p-word. what was it? That's right! Projection. It's not AgBQdoublenaught's intuition; it's his experience with his fellow Aggies. Enslaved to their personal demons (traditional lies) and then doubling down on the absurd assertion that they're special and better. LB12... what can you say? You can practically hear the clickity-click of the film projector. Textbook description of redassedness. These guys don't have agtags. They'll probably be put on the death threat list. That last hi-lit line is kinda of what Texans were many decades ago. Mind your own business. A&M is the least classic Texas place in the state. Frankly, I don't know who were are now. Edited July 5, 20241 yr by RomaVicta
July 5, 20241 yr Popular Post I believe we've flipped several of their commits. Nobody cares about your histrionics. LB12 is on this thread, too. He gets the whole narcism (sic) thing. He hurts his team. That's why he hasn't won it all. He owned our asses at TCU and came within one game of winning the whole thing last season, but that's not really quite enough at a championship engine like Texas A&M University of Texas! Well, back to humping little boys! HOWDY! I'll just append this. No commentary needed: Edited July 6, 20241 yr by RomaVicta
July 6, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, deft said: No, Little Rock Ag realizes his current location is a Garden of Eden compared to B/CS. Throwing made up shade at Big Brother Bevo is his crude attempt to prop up his delusions.
July 6, 20241 yr 21 hours ago, RomaVicta said: I believe we've flipped several of their commits. Nobody cares about your histrionics. LB12 is on this thread, too. He gets the whole narcism (sic) thing. He hurts his team. That's why he hasn't won it all. He owned our asses at TCU and came within one game of winning the whole thing last season, but that's not really quite enough at a championship engine like Texas A&M University of Texas! Well, back to humping little boys! HOWDY! I'll just append this. No commentary needed: So now they have convinced themselves that they somehow won because one of four coaches stayed for a massive promotion and they had to pour a ton of NIL into their current roster to keep them from leaving? When are they going to make the statue? Edited July 6, 20241 yr by Vertigo
July 6, 20241 yr On 7/5/2024 at 11:27 AM, Nivek said: So have they finally gotten over their best baseball coach ever ditching them? They can’t….their season of glory has to go on the wall…for years and years to come…Schloss is a part of this!
July 7, 20241 yr So now they have convinced themselves that they somehow won because one of four coaches stayed for a massive promotion and they had to pour a ton of NIL into their current roster to keep them from leaving? When are they going to make the statue?Put it on the wall.
July 7, 20241 yr They've figured out that the coach who got them to within one game of winning a national championship was the problem.
July 7, 20241 yr So they swung and missed on Vitello, Kevin O'Sullivan, Jay Johnson, and Brian O'Connor, for a guy who has only been an assistant for 7 years, but I'm sure those other scrubs who have made their programs successful are nobodies compared to...a first time HC. They didn't strike out on proven coaches, they just ran out of interviews.
July 7, 20241 yr 4 minutes ago, honolulu horn said: I am confused as to why I am supposed to care if coach Schloss is a swinger.
July 7, 20241 yr 44 minutes ago, honolulu horn said: I am confused as to why I am supposed to care if coach Schloss is a swinger. aggy prefers cucks
July 7, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, honolulu horn said: I am confused as to why I am supposed to care if coach Schloss is a swinger. Not giving the take sign as often.
July 7, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, honolulu horn said: I am confused as to why I am supposed to care if coach Schloss is a swinger. Family wrecker. Alternative lifestyles. Dirty little secrets!
July 7, 20241 yr Isn’t everyone in Austin into strippers with wild monkeys, dildos and homeless orgies? I thought was common sense and why everyone moves here and it’s so expensive now.
July 8, 20241 yr 12 hours ago, Updawg said: Isn’t everyone in Austin into strippers with wild monkeys, dildos and homeless orgies? I thought was common sense and why everyone moves here and it’s so expensive now. Dude, you just let the secret out. Now everyone’s going to move there.
July 8, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Deej said: My god, they are idiots. They are exactly of what they speak.
July 8, 20241 yr On 7/1/2024 at 3:38 PM, JesusSweatDuck said: Not only do these morons not get downvoted/banned this post has 23 likes!!!
July 8, 20241 yr Maybe I'm a little slow today, but it seems like "mokusatzu" didn't work out so well for the Japanese if Hiroshima and Nagasaki followed immediately afterwards.
July 8, 20241 yr 9 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said: Didn't Saban just say it is all about NIL for the players now even after they just lost a close one to play for the NC. Yet it is terrible for us to have to lean on NIL?
July 9, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, DanTheHorn said: Didn't Saban just say it is all about NIL for the players now even after they just lost a close one to play for the NC. Yet it is terrible for us to have to lean on NIL? Saban knew he was proper fucked in the NIL era, and left before his legacy got tarnished
July 9, 20241 yr Popular Post Oh no! It's in our state amid two new members and us! Sinister plot with felatio! It will be sad to see the SEC Conference Championship Game sparsely populated: I don't know about low attendance. This guy flew all the way from Appalachian State in North Carolina to watch a regular season SEC game.
July 9, 20241 yr I think Sankey wants it in Dallas because Austin might be too obvious….and he likes Texas BBQ!
July 9, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said: today i learned we handed out bags at the end of strong's tenure That’s called a “severance package”.
July 9, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said: today i learned we handed out bags at the end of strong's tenure You think we got the Kyle Porter for free??
July 9, 20241 yr 11 hours ago, RomaVicta said: Oh no! It's in our state amid two new members and us! Sinister plot with felatio! It will be sad to see the SEC Conference Championship Game sparsely populated: I don't know about low attendance. This guy flew all the way from Appalachian State in North Carolina to watch a regular season SEC game. Dipshit from ag school doesn't know what a steer is.
July 9, 20241 yr 6 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said: Dipshit from ag school doesn't know what a steer is. Maybe the portability of the detached scrotum makes it easier for "Snakey" to keep it adhered to his chin.
July 9, 20241 yr Popular Post Analyzing an article written about how A&M hasn't done much with its 12 year head start in the SEC and maybe moving to the BIG is for them. Top of page 2: Yes, you honest soul. You sat in your study and did your analysis without consulting the other thousand Aggie posts puking out the same conclusion. No, you soberly determined that 1975 was the correct watershed moment because you believe you became "normal" then. Straight up facts. You didn't even consider the straight up facts from below: That 3-19 run really shouldn't count because A&M was pre-normal. Oh, actually it's worse than 3-19. I just had trouble getting the prior 2-11-1 part of the schedule to fit. Now, back to history and straight up facts. We see how their dead even period begins as they've become "normal." Hell, we were even out of Viet Nam. All the manly soldiers boys have nowhere to go. They got girls and "non-regs" (exactly how all normal schools refer to students not in the ROTC or ROTC Auxilliary). Fuck stompings have resumed. But, our esteemed analyst now eases on by this to when he was in school. Indeed, the Aggies prevailed for a while. He likes to mention the 90s, but let's pick it up from above, shall we? Another bit of rough road for the normalized Aggies. But something changes! The dear old Aggies are 12-6 versus the Ebil Longhorns. With a six game win streak and a five game win streak. Full normalcy is achieved. They are now the awakened giant. Jackie Sherrill is a miracle worker. They're on their way to equality or dominance just as the fellow has been saying all along. I won't make mention of the sanctions they incurred. I don't need to. Let's see how the Aggies continue in their rightful place: What's this? Did we have another foreign war? Did the number of non-regs crash to give way to their various versions of the ROTC? NO GIRLS?!?!?!?! It's a national conspiracy! In every game but the last, Texas is ranked in the top ten for 8 of the 9 times then won. Shouldn't the newly normal Ags be right up there, too? The unfairness of never being in the top ten going into their final game of the season! 1 Later part of the last century, absolutely. 2 No, you were not and are not. You can't hang your hat on a single run surrounded by Texas dominating you. 3 Yep. Just one magical year. The rest was shit. Ten win seasons. Bowl victories over Ohio State and Michigan. Beating the fuck out of the dead even (that is just facts!) fully normal Aggies, playing in a second national championship game in 2009, and narrowly missing another in 2008 with arguably the best team in the period. 4 Fuck you, nut-rider. 77-0 in the third quarter ring any bells, Mr. Dead Even 5 Nobody really even knows who the Longhorns are anymore. That 4-5 run the Ags put on us after 1975 destroyed the brand. Sad, really. He then descends into jiberish. The norm. Just as the norm is Texas kicking A&M's nuts up around their neck. Edited July 9, 20241 yr by RomaVicta
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