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On 3/15/2019 at 10:26 PM, TexasMan said:

 

Does Looch just copy and paste his tweets about aggy coaching hires?

My niece Joan got accepted to Yale and a few other top schools but got rejected by Texas with no explanation as to why, man was she pissed, her sister got rejected by aggy but got accepted to Texas and Texas Tech.

It’s because of liquid smoke.

 

And pics of Joan, because there are rules.

It appears that the SEC might actually be moving away from permanent cross division rivals for two random cross division opponents. One of those random opponents should match the place in the opposite division that the team finished.

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

It appears that the SEC might actually be moving away from permanent cross division rivals for two random cross division opponents. One of those random opponents should match the place in the opposite division that the team finished.

advantage aggy?

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

It appears that the SEC might actually be moving away from permanent cross division rivals for two random cross division opponents. One of those random opponents should match the place in the opposite division that the team finished.

If true, that's going to mess up some rivalries like Bama-Tennessee and LSU-Florida 

aggy/Vanderbilt rivalry is about right.  Didn't aggy lose to the fightin' Wake Forest Demon Deacons?  Or maybe aggy and Miss State since they are basically clones but Miss State has better academics.  

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

If true, that's going to mess up some rivalries like Bama-Tennessee and LSU-Florida 

Auburn-Georgia?

Bama-Tennessee hasn't been much of a rivalry the past 15 years, and I think LSU has done nothing but bitch about having to play Florida cross-division, but I agree, it's pretty short-sighted.

 

It appears that the SEC might actually be moving away from permanent cross division rivals for two random cross division opponents. One of those random opponents should match the place in the opposite division that the team finished.

No way, pussy aggys will cry and try and get this idea killed.
Lil bitches they are
3 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

It appears that the SEC might actually be moving away from permanent cross division rivals for two random cross division opponents. One of those random opponents should match the place in the opposite division that the team finished.

There is no way Bama (or Georgia, for that matter) would agree to this. Won't happen.

34 minutes ago, OrangEngr said:

There is no way Bama (or Georgia, for that matter) would agree to this. Won't happen.

Especially since this would disrupt the paradigm where they never have to play each other unless they win their divisions.

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No way, pussy aggys will cry and try and get this idea killed.
Lil bitches they are
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No way, pussy aggys will cry and try and get this idea killed.
Lil bitches they are
Doubt they have much say so in anything. Yes I know their vote counts the same as bama but what they want is not considered.
4 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

aggy/Vanderbilt rivalry is about right.  Didn't aggy lose to the fightin' Wake Forest Demon Deacons?  Or maybe aggy and Miss State since they are basically clones but Miss State has better academics.  

Their "elite" SEC defense surrendered a whopping 55 points to the mighty Wake Forest Demon Deacons which is less than they scored against Clemson, FSU and Duke combined. FSU & Duke were 7-6 teams that season as well.

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2 hours ago, williemackgarza said:


No way, pussy aggys will cry and try and get this idea killed.
Lil bitches they are

The fans are against it, but it appears aggy administration is for it. Right now, 10 teams are for breaking with tradition, 4 teams are wanting to keep it. I would think Alabama and Tennessee are 2 in favor of keeping the status quo. aggy should be as well, they are like 5-0 since their permanent rival was set to South Carolina.

Who do we need to bribe to make it a Bama/gomer annual rivalry. Gomer tears would be priceless. 

10 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Who do we need to bribe to make it a Bama/gomer annual rivalry. Gomer tears would be priceless. 

They are in the same division. They already do play annually. 

5 minutes ago, RoundRobin said:

Umm...

Let it go, he's on a roll...

You can take the man out of Leander, but you can’t take the durr out of the man.

15 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

aggy/Vanderbilt rivalry is about right.  Didn't aggy lose to the fightin' Wake Forest Demon Deacons?  Or maybe aggy and Miss State since they are basically clones but Miss State has better academics.  

 aggy already  plays miss st every year

13 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

It appears that the SEC might actually be moving away from permanent cross division rivals for two random cross division opponents.

What would become of the world famous Bonham Trophy that goes to the winner of the South Carolina - Texas A&M historical rivalry game? How will we live without that fabled fall day when two historically middling college teams battle it out to determine who is a little less middling?

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Actually, it is a handsome trophy and aptly accompanied by too many words for it's attainment. 

I don't think any rivalry trophy can match that of the Civil Conflict Trophy in the legendary Central Florida vs. UConn game. I mean you can toss the records out when those two get together.

26 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I don't think any rivalry trophy can match that of the Civil Conflict Trophy in the legendary Central Florida vs. UConn game. I mean you can toss the records out when those two get together.

you can toss the trophy out too, I think a janitor did that once by accident

14 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I think a janitor did that once by accident

But was it really? Throwing out trash is what janitors do.

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

What would become of the world famous Bonham Trophy that goes to the winner of the South Carolina - Texas A&M historical rivalry game? How will we live without that fabled fall day when two historically middling college teams battle it out to determine who is a little less middling?

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Actually, it is a handsome trophy and aptly accompanied by too many words for it's attainment. 

Intense. Very intense.

12 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

 

 


And nobody died

It did not collapse so we know aggy was not involved.

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

Intense. Very intense.

befitting its namesake rivalry

when you think college football, and college football rivalries, you think the Texas A&M University Aggies and South Carolina's Football Team

Well it does fit with South Carolina's other football rivalries in the sense that they never win.

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Who do we need to bribe to make it a Bama/gomer annual rivalry. Gomer tears would be priceless. 
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So if aggy loses aggy tears flow and if bama loses aggy tears flow..

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Brilliant! Make it so!
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befitting its namesake rivalry
when you think college football, and college football rivalries, you think the Texas A&M University Aggies and South Carolina's Football Team
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1 hour ago, MrPhlegm said:

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Hmmmm.... aggy vs. South Carolina, or Jade's chili?

I think I'm going to have to give the nod to Jade's chili. It may be the only contest that slop ever wins.

Pretty sure that when the SEC was first trying to set up the cross-division rival for aggy they misunderstood aggy's penchant for liking cock as a desire to play the 'Cocks. SEC commissioner must've visited The Station during the move and went to take a piss and heard "Gimme some cock" thru a small hole in the stall wall.

And it's no surprise that aggy is unbeaten in the "rivalry". aggy is always ready for cock, and can handle even the biggest one quite easily.

23 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

 Or maybe aggy and Miss State since they are basically clones but Miss State has better academics.  

...and less racism.

10 minutes ago, ABSR said:

...and less racism.

Because fewer racists, a lesser version of racism, or...?

 

40 minutes ago, ABSR said:

...and less racism.

Well, Miss State has about 1/3 the number of students, so even if the average student were 2x as racist there, Collie Station would still have more racism.  So, probably true.

10 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

What would become of the world famous Bonham Trophy that goes to the winner of the South Carolina - Texas A&M historical rivalry game? How will we live without that fabled fall day when two historically middling college teams battle it out to determine who is a little less middling?

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Actually, it is a handsome trophy and aptly accompanied by too many words for it's attainment. 

James Butler Bonham was born in South Carolina, and was a true hero of the Alamo. He was one brave mf'er, and should not be defiled by such trivial bull shit. 

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Bonham

 

 

 

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9 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Sorry about that, still recovering from St. Paddy's Day.

Jesus Christ dude. You are giving my old neighborhood the dumb’s. 

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