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17 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Whoever this guy is making these gifs is killing it. 

 

 

 

wow, when you get Billy Liucci's Comedy Stamp of Approval, you know you've arrived

44 minutes ago, orangeut said:

Sharp is already starting to make his money grab, taking the lead on managing the taxpayers’ “investment.”

He evidently thinks people have forgotten about the last $250,000,000.00 he squandered “on the front lines of the war against the horrible effects of this pandemic.”

“If there was ever a time to invest in medical research, it is now,” Sharp said. “Dr. Cirillo has a head start on a possible coronavirus treatment, and I want to make sure he has what he needs to protect the world from more of the horrible effects of this pandemic.””

Only spending $2.5 million.  Doesn’t show much confidence in results.   

6 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

Sharp is already starting to make his money grab, taking the lead on managing the taxpayers’ “investment.”

He evidently thinks people have forgotten about the last $250,000,000.00 he squandered “on the front lines of the war against the horrible effects of this pandemic.”

“If there was ever a time to invest in medical research, it is now,” Sharp said. “Dr. Cirillo has a head start on a possible coronavirus treatment, and I want to make sure he has what he needs to protect the world from more of the horrible effects of this pandemic.””

aggy hasn't been working in a lab somewhere to come up with this covid-19 cure...they are just gonna recycle an old tuberculosis drug to see if it is beneficial....just need some suckers...I mean volunteers to test it.  Then they will want credit if there is any positive benefit....just getting some attention so people won't ask about that $250 Million facility that is like their Hall of Champions.

40 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

 

 

This is just stupid. Clickbait for the aggy cult. Will not read the article in its entirety. But the answer is, No, will not be a first rounder. I doubt he will be drafted at all.

He couldn’t be drafted in the first round if there were only 30 players and he was one of them.

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So texaggy.com is now multiple outlets?

Gig Em 24/7, Texags.com, Texags.com cross-posted on Stewart Mandel's All-American, the A&M beat writer for the Houston Chronicle, Robert Cessna.... the list goes on and on!!!!!

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So texaggy.com is now multiple outlets?

Liucci has multiple inlets. 

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2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So texaggy.com is now multiple outlets?

Texags.com, the Liucci 44, William Loochiarino, Johnny Football, aggy247, ToEd, the Brothers TAG, etc.

41 minutes ago, Deej said:

Liucci has multiple inlets. 

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primary inlet filled with "Innuendo" ... the Italian suppository.

5 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Texags.com, the Liucci 44, William Loochiarino, Johnny Football, aggy247, ToEd, the Brothers TAG, etc.

Don't forget the  Aggiescoop Facebook page.

7 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Don't forget the  Aggipoop Facebook page.

Fife

https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/texas-news/maroon-colored-aggie-brand-oysters-coming-to-texas-tables-maybe/2300850/

the really sad thing about this article is that professor does not really work for "The A&M System"....I mean he does in that he works for a university in the system, but he does not work for college station and he is not employed through the system office

https://www.harteresearchinstitute.org/people/joe-fox

he works for the Harte Research Institute which is a part of A&M CC

this article would be like UT Austin having an article talking about Burnt Orange Red Fish that could be developed by a "system faculty member" that actually works for UTRGV

On 4/29/2020 at 5:12 PM, Randolph Duke said:

Sharp is already starting to make his money grab, taking the lead on managing the taxpayers’ “investment.”

He evidently thinks people have forgotten about the last $250,000,000.00 he squandered “on the front lines of the war against the horrible effects of this pandemic.”

“If there was ever a time to invest in medical research, it is now,” Sharp said. “Dr. Cirillo has a head start on a possible coronavirus treatment, and I want to make sure he has what he needs to protect the world from more of the horrible effects of this pandemic.””

Why is anyone surprised a Democrat is going to Democrat? Do you guys only look at the shag?

9 minutes ago, Kyle said:

Why is anyone surprised a Democrat is going to Democrat? Do you guys only look at the shag?

No cloak room around these parts needledick.

9 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

No cloak room around these parts needledick.

Your mom said it was bigger than yours ... and I made her cum faster.

Mond as a 1st round draft pick. He had deer in headlights 5 months ago. Is this a joke?

56 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Mond as a 1st round draft pick. He had deer in headlights 5 months ago. Is this a joke?

no, it's aggy

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

Mond as a 1st round draft pick. He had deer in headlights 5 months ago. Is this a joke?

 

1 hour ago, Lone Star Horn said:

no, it's aggy

It's both.  Duh.

6 hours ago, markstanco said:

Mond as a 1st round draft pick. He had deer in headlights 5 months ago. Is this a joke?

maybe as a Safety.

9 hours ago, markstanco said:

Mond as a 1st round draft pick. He had deer in headlights 5 months ago. Is this a joke?

He had 95 yards passing against a Big 12 team that wasn't at full strength last year in their bowl game. 

Wholly cow, there's an aggy feeding frenzy going on over at secrant.  Even moreso than normal.

27 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Wholly cow, there's an aggy feeding frenzy going on over at secrant.  Even moreso than normal.

Wholly?

 

And you should share some gems for those of us who don't go mucking around in that stall.

25 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Wholly?

 

And you should share some gems for those of us who don't go mucking around in that stall.

No problemo

A&M says school will open and ready to play football this fall when will others declarePosted by Al Bundy Bulldog iconMissSt.gif on 4/30/20 at 5:51 pm
What they plan on doing this fall.

Georgia, Tennessee, Mississippi and Florida have all started to open up this week.
This post was edited on 4/30 at 5:53 pm
Posted by SidewalkTiger iconLSU.gif online on 4/30/20 at 5:52 pm to Al Bundy Bulldog
If you call what they do "playing football"
Posted by Al Bundy Bulldog iconMissSt.gif on 4/30/20 at 5:53 pm to SidewalkTiger
Will Jon Bell threaten LSU not to play this fall even if surrounding SEC schools do.
Posted by Hugh McElroy iconTexasAM.gif on 4/30/20 at 5:58 pm to Al Bundy Bulldog
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Will Jon Bell threaten LSU not to play this fall even if surrounding SEC schools do.


They're losing all their good coaches and all their best talent. Might be in their interest to sit this year out.
Posted by SidewalkTiger iconLSU.gif online on 4/30/20 at 6:00 pm to Al Bundy Bulldog
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Will Jon Bell threaten LSU not to play this fall even if surrounding SEC schools do.


Not if he likes being governor.
Posted by tigerfan88 iconPelicans.gif on 4/30/20 at 6:02 pm to Al Bundy Bulldog
LoL LSU’s interim president already said classes were back in the fall and explicitly said playing football was a primary goal.

It’s sad that the rest of the sec’s best hope is that LSU can’t play bc of political decisions.
Posted by SidewalkTiger iconLSU.gif online on 4/30/20 at 6:03 pm to Hugh McElroy
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They're losing all their good coaches and all their best talent. Might be in their interest to sit this year out.


Okay bud.

LSU lost to Troy, had a quarterback that only threw for 2500 yards and 16 touchdowns, and still beat Aggie.

By 24 points.
Posted by logjamming iconLSU.gif online on 4/30/20 at 6:16 pm to SidewalkTiger
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LSU lost to Troy, had a quarterback that only threw for 2500 yards and 16 touchdowns, and still beat Aggie.

By 24 points.


Danny Etling career stats versus A&M:

29/58 for 671 yards, 5 TDS, 0 picks

Danny. fricking. Etling.
Posted by momentoftruth87 iconArkansas.gif on 4/30/20 at 6:26 pm to Al Bundy Bulldog
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So A&M says school will open and ready to play football this fall when will others declare


A&M still wouldnt win the SEC if half the conf sat out IconLOL.gif

Same with Arky fwiw
Posted by LSUgrad08112 on 4/30/20 at 6:54 pm to Hugh McElroy
Our coaching staff and talent is still 10x better than A&M’s. We could lose half of our coaches and play our backups and still be favored by a touchdown against your trash arse joke of a program
Posted by SidewalkTiger iconLSU.gif online on 4/30/20 at 6:56 pm to LSUgrad08112
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play our backups


2019

LSU's backup offense: 7

A&M's starting offense: 7
Posted by Mr Sausage iconTexasAM.gif online on 4/30/20 at 7:37 pm to SidewalkTiger
No one gave a shite at that point besides your shitty backups.
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Posted by SidewalkTiger iconLSU.gif online on 4/30/20 at 7:39 pm to Mr Sausage
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No one gave a shite at that point besides your shitty backups.


I find most Aggies dont even realize Brennan threw for a touchdown against them.

Guess they'd either went to bed or passed out blackout drunk by that time.
Posted by lsufball19 iconLSU.gif on 4/30/20 at 7:42 pm to Mr Sausage
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No one gave a shite at that point besides your shitty backups.

Sounds like a sign of poor leadership
Posted by Box Geauxrilla iconLSU.gif on 4/30/20 at 7:43 pm to Mr Sausage
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No one gave a shite at that point besides your shitty backups.

Damn your team just gave up? No wonder they lost 5 games last year. Bunch of pathetic quitters.
 
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re: So A&M says school will open and ready to play football this fall when will others declarePosted by skrayper iconAlabama.gif on 4/30/20 at 8:39 pm to logjamming
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Danny Etling career stats versus A&M:

29/58 for 671 yards, 5 TDS, 0 picks

Danny. fricking. Etling.


You ever wonder if Danny Etling ever says to rival fans, "Even I beat you!"
Posted by Poker Dough iconAuburn.gif on 4/30/20 at 9:23 pm to Al Bundy Bulldog
They are hoping nobody else does so they can fill in the date on Jimbo's plaque
Posted by Mr Sausage iconTexasAM.gif on 4/30/20 at 9:23 pm to AirRaidTT
Basking in the aura of a legendary championship team? I dunno.
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1 hour ago, texaslong said:

He had 95 yards passing against a Big 12 team that wasn't at full strength last year in their bowl game. 

Here are the stats of a couple of QBs vs a couple common opponents. I'm not going to mention any names. Compare these and decide for yourself which one might be a next level prospect

vs Opponent 1

QB1: 31-47  401 yards 4 TDs  0 INT

QB2: 10-30   92 yards  0 TDs  3 INT

Vs Opponent 2

QB1: 20-28   281 yards  4 TDs 1 INT

QB2: 10-19   95 yards  1 TD  0 INT 

  

I’ve actually seen several (non-aggy affiliated) sites have Mond as a 1st rounder. I’ve seen nothing to make me think he’s even a 6th or 7th round project. 
He’s not a big/tough guy, not quick or elusive like JohnnyBoy (but I’ll admit he does have some straight line speed for a QB), bad mechanics, bad accuracy, shitty production against good teams, etc

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bad mechanics, bad accuracy, shitty production against good teams, etc

The Browns would love him.

41 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

How in the hell do you spoiler a post?

I haz epic spoiler fail.

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i can tell you... but i'd have to kill you

 

 

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i can tell you... but i'd have to kill you

 

 

Dammit...

2 hours ago, EZ$ said:

I’ve actually seen several (non-aggy affiliated) sites have Mond as a 1st rounder. I’ve seen nothing to make me think he’s even a 6th or 7th round project. 
He’s not a big/tough guy, not quick or elusive like JohnnyBoy (but I’ll admit he does have some straight line speed for a QB), bad mechanics, bad accuracy, shitty production against good teams, etc

This is exactly why mock drafts over a year out are useless. No one has actually watched film or broken down players that far in advance, so they just throw some names in there who were high rated recruits and played early in their careers. Mond’s athletic with a big arm and that’s pretty much all the thought these guys put into their picks. They also love to just throw shitty QBs in there because the position has a lot of value. 
 

 It was the same thing with CJ a year ago. he had early hype, he was big, and made some highlight reel catches, but a WR who runs in the high 4.6’s was never going to be a first round pick, but he was an easy name to throw in there. 
 

A ton of mock drafts had Fromm and season as first rounders this time last year, even though neither had shown to actually be any good. I looked up an NBC mock draft a year out from the 2020 draft and they had Walker Little (who’s not very good at all but was the #1 overall recruit by 247) at 9, Jake Fromm at 11 (5th round), CJ at 16, Najee Harris at 20, Jacob Eason at 28 (4th round), new UT transfer Tarik Black at 30, and Colby Parkinson at 32 (Went unstaffed). 

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Howdy y'all!  (that was an "ironic Howdy" by the way)

An update in the aggy-tried-to-kill-us-with-ice-cream saga (aggypedia link):

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Former Blue Bell President and CEO Paul Kruse has been charged with conspiracy for the company’s handling for the listeria outbreak in 2015.

The Justice Department announced the charges Friday afternoon.

Kruse and other executives are said to have known about insanitary conditions at the company’s Brenham headquarters and did nothing to stop them, according to a 17-page indictment filed by the Justice Department.

 

29 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Is insanitary conditions when crazy people are unclean? 

ha ha!

That's funny.  I didn't notice the "insanitary".  That is quoted as written!

2 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

This is exactly why mock drafts over a year out are useless. No one has actually watched film or broken down players that far in advance, so they just throw some names in there who were high rated recruits and played early in their careers. Mond’s athletic with a big arm and that’s pretty much all the thought these guys put into their picks. They also love to just throw shitty QBs in there because the position has a lot of value. 
 

 It was the same thing with CJ a year ago. he had early hype, he was big, and made some highlight reel catches, but a WR who runs in the high 4.6’s was never going to be a first round pick, but he was an easy name to throw in there. 

It's simple clickbait, too. They're looking for curious or angry clicks from the biggest fan bases. Kellen Mond? That'll get curious Aggie clicks. Do we have anyone from Ohio State or Clemson we can drop to the 2nd round, get some angry clicks?

2 hours ago, aggypedia said:

ha ha!

That's funny.  I didn't notice the "insanitary".  That is quoted as written!

That’s actually correct. It’s the combination of dirty and insane. Only achieved by aggy!

I find it hilarious that UT researchers are a hell of a lot closer to a COVID-19 vaccine breakthrough than aggy’s $150M “vaccine factory.”

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