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How am I not surprised that this guy made aggy his bitch.

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3 hours ago, campcrunk said:

Actually, here's a better copy of the video:

 

Hey, the video ends with about 5:00 minutes left in the 3rd quarter... But at least we know the outcome, #aggyfails...

1 hour ago, kopp0e said:

Hey, the video ends with about 5:00 minutes left in the 3rd quarter... But at least we know the outcome, #aggyfails...

Sorry - I must have embedded it wrong. It was supposed to skip right to Fran's failed attempt to the ice the kicker. Then you get a magical shot of all the aggy players kneeling and praying on the sideline on for the inevitable to crush aggy's little dream world. For the billionth time. 

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

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How am I not surprised that this guy made aggy his bitch.

Is this a man or woman?

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Is this a man or woman?

Definitely. 

9 hours ago, campcrunk said:

Please excuse the shitty video quality. It was the only video I could find of just the winning kick.

As background, it was 24-22 aggy, who were favored (of course), with four and half minutes left in the 4th quarter. Reggie "Real Deal" McNeal gets the ball back, so it's basically a guaranteed TD to put Clemson away, right?

aggy promptly goes three and out. No worries though, aggy, the Rectum Crew will stop an anemic Clemson offense led by world-beater Will Proctor, Freshman James Davis, and handful of JAGs at WR, right???

Proctor, Davis, and the Tigers drive the length of the field to set up a 42 yard field goal for moderately androgynous kicker, Jad Dean with 6 seconds left. Fran tries to freeze him with a timeout. Dean responds by setting a new Clemson school record when he drills his sixth consecutive field goal of the night to win it for Clemson. Torbush looks more baffled than usual. The video of Fran's face is beyond priceless.

Meanwhile everyone who'd ever had the misfortune of dealing with aggy was like:
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I'm glad there are people on this board born before 2000 who got the Jad Dean reference.

The funny thing is Dumbo is already trouble with the NCAA before the season starts, aggy will stall out and then have to fire his ass before next season.

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The hole wasn't big enough.


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Tape

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aggy dumbass, do you speak it?



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Gonna be kinda epic, in seeing the buildup for College Gameday, just to get routed at home... A&M better enjoy the next 6 days...

 

23 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Her name is Lola.

She was a showgirl

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But that was 30 years ago, when they used to have a show

2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

She was a showgirl

No offense to the great Barry Manilow, but it was a reference to "I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man, oh my Lola"

Page 2? This is the true tragedy of this weekend.  

Fuck aggy. Clemson is gonna kill mond.

I was going to go ride the roller coaster at a texags and site won't open.  They taking a break to fill some more jazz jars for the upcoming game?

"Guess what, MFers, we're going to win."

Peak roller coaster.  Apex.

17 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

I was going to go ride the roller coaster at a texags and site won't open.  They taking a break to fill some more jazz jars for the upcoming game?

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live look at Texags

On 9/1/2018 at 3:32 PM, MrPhlegm said:



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Clock is #AggieAccurate... #BackwardsAtTimes

40 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

I was going to go ride the roller coaster at a texags and site won't open.  They taking a break to fill some more jazz jars for the upcoming game?

Dress rehearsal for the meltdown?

Pre-emptive meltdown?

2 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

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live look at Texags

Wrong week for the mods to stop sniffing glue..?

On 8/31/2018 at 7:09 PM, williemackgarza said:

So they ran out of coffin?
Or ran out of hole?
What the fuck they do with the bitch in the coffin?
Throw here in a dumpster?

They somehow "lubricated" the dog where she would slide on down in the undersized hole.

Every year, shitty teams always get close to beating good teams...what if that happens here??  Can you imagine how insufferable they’ll be if they just cover the spread, let alone win???

ESPN with an SECN, uhh I mean A&M feature...

 

 

Keep talking bitch, you’ll be as quiet as a church mouse come Saturday when Clemson annihilates aggy.

She’s gonna be busy making excuses and telling people to layoff baggins.

20 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

She’s gonna be busy making excuses and telling people to layoff baggins.

She'll want him fired???

I look forward to her moral victories next week.  Dumb, ugly hag.

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14 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:


Keep talking bitch, you’ll be as quiet as a church mouse come Saturday when Clemson annihilates aggy.

Maybe Clemson can pull a train on her after they're finished pulling a train on aggy.

12 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Maybe Clemson can pull a train on her after they're finished pulling a train on aggy.

The Vic Mackey Food thread is over there ------->

I think A&M football is vital to the sport. They provide the same function for CFB that the intermission clown act does for Ringling Brothers. Not anyone could (or would) do that.

Despite any real success for decades, and despite the fact that their record is mediocre at best and that they really never accomplish anything even an idiot would recognize as success, I think aggy is really going to start kicking some serious ass. The tables are about to be turned, you numbnuts.

That story is only a few days old k0ppe. You’re improving!

Despite any real success for decades, and despite the fact that their record is mediocre at best and that they really never accomplish anything even an idiot would recognize as success, I think aggy is really going to start kicking some serious ass. The tables are about to be turned, you numbnuts.
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2 hours ago, Noah Fence said:

The Vic Mackey Food thread is over there ------->

Oh lawd...

38 minutes ago, Modessit said:

 
I didn't know the kid from Two and a Half Men died at an aggy frat house.

It’s a freaking kid dude.  Think about his parents.

48 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

 
This hits close to home. Friend of my niece

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Sorry to hear that, condolences...

Despite any real success for decades, and despite the fact that their record is mediocre at best and that they really never accomplish anything even an idiot would recognize as success, I think aggy is really going to start kicking some serious ass. The tables are about to be turned, you numbnuts.
So 9 instead of 7-8 wins?

Dont forget jimbo hasn't beat dabo in 4 or 5 years and he went 500 ball last year with much better players.

Les Miles also once won a mnc.
57 minutes ago, markstanco said:

So 9 instead of 7-8 wins?

Dont forget jimbo hasn't beat dabo in 4 or 5 years and he went 500 ball last year with much better players.

Les Miles also once won a mnc.

Chizk is a better example. Talk about being fucking gifted a title. And the fact they plucked his .500 ass out of the cornfields of the Midwest. Hell, a half a dozen guys on this site could have parlayed that team to a championship.

57 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Dont forget jimbo hasn't beat dabo in 4 or 5 years and he went 500 ball last year with much better players.

Over on Texags there is the usual dissonance about all of this. Herman sucks because he lost to a few poor teams in his last year in Houston and Dabo ain't that bigga deal because Clemson had to struggle to beat some poor teams last year. However, Jimbo's last season at FSU is irrelevant because he won a "natty" years before.

They're like physicists over in College Station.

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