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14 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:



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In...

5 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

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Thiccc taytay is best taytay

5 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Thiccc taytay is best taytay

Check yourself.  TS has never been 3 Cs thick.

From Texags...

"I wouldn't even take the spread and these predictions as disrespect toward us, this is possibly a historically good Bama team. I hope we play well, but we could be a legitimate top 25 team and still lose this one by 35 points. Just be ready for anything"

Hmm,  Pretty solid rationalization..  5 touchdown loss means they are top 25 good.  Aggy getting their arms around their inbound ass-beating.   

4 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

From Texags...

"I wouldn't even take the spread and these predictions as disrespect toward us, this is possibly a historically good Bama team. I hope we play well, but we could be a legitimate top 25 team and still lose this one by 35 points. Just be ready for anything"

Hmm,  Pretty solid rationalization..  5 touchdown loss means they are top 25 good.  Aggy getting their arms around their inbound ass-beating.   

Hey man, breaking the top 25 is a good season for aggy. 

It's not like they're making the fucking playoff. 

23 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

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This is my favorite college football gif.

LOL, not to cr, but I read that hashtag as Beat The Hell outof Obama
Not sure many aggy disagree with that..

 

19 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

From Texags...

"I wouldn't even take the spread and these predictions as disrespect toward us, this is possibly a historically good Bama team. I hope we play well, but we could be a legitimate top 25 team and still lose this one by 35 points. Just be ready for anything"

Hmm,  Pretty solid rationalization..  5 touchdown loss means they are top 25 good.  Aggy getting their arms around their inbound ass-beating.   

They're jizzing themselves over the opportunity to lose to "a historically good Bama team". They take being losers to a whole other level.

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

 

They're jizzing themselves over the opportunity to lose to "a historically good Bama team". They take being losers to a whole other level.

They're going to tell their downsy grandkids that "we were in that game early" meaning that at one point the score was 0-0. 

55 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Check yourself.  TS has never been 3 Cs thick.

It was just a phase with the clothes too I think lol

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2 minutes ago, TheFlagship said:

When sheep aren’t enough 

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I've never even realized texags has a political board, but if I had, this is EXACTLY the kind of post I would have expected to be in it.

Anybody got a link to the Roy Moore kidnapped Kenny Hill’s girlfriend’s 12 y.o. Sister?

14 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Anybody got a link to the Roy Moore kidnapped Kenny Hill’s girlfriend’s 12 y.o. Sister?

www.theonion.com

Fuck aggy.................................just trying to get this thread back on track. 

2 hours ago, TheAuditor said:

From Texags...

"I wouldn't even take the spread and these predictions as disrespect toward us, this is possibly a historically good Bama team. I hope we play well, but we could be a legitimate top 25 team and still lose this one by 35 points. Just be ready for anything"

Hmm,  Pretty solid rationalization..  5 touchdown loss means they are top 25 good.  Aggy getting their arms around their inbound ass-beating.   

Classic aggy goalpost moving, this way when they lose by 4 TDs it turns into a 7pt moral victory and validation for why they should be ranked.  

 

From Texags...
"I wouldn't even take the spread and these predictions as disrespect toward us, this is possibly a historically good Bama team. I hope we play well, but we could be a legitimate top 25 team and still lose this one by 35 points. Just be ready for anything"
Hmm,  Pretty solid rationalization..  5 touchdown loss means they are top 25 good.  Aggy getting their arms around their inbound ass-beating.   
Possibly to be 2-1. Beat Louisiana directional schools twice, lose close game to Clemson (moral win, but loss) for a half loss, and same if they cover the spread against historical bama.
On 9/18/2018 at 9:47 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:

I'm ok with a 27 point (or more) loss for aggy.  Anything less will invigorate their fans.

I want Saban to drop 60+ like Louisville did on Jimbo a couple of years ago.

I'm not sure why the Roy Moore troll isn't getting more love. That's some funny shit. 

Pretty sure aggy isn't self-aware enough to laugh at themselves, so whoever wrote that did so to fuck with them.  

 

What an idiot. "Let me post that my wife wants a divorce on TexAgs." 

No wonder she wants to leave you, pussy. 

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Crusaders41 is Jimbo?

 

Is Ryan McCollum on the plane to Tuscaloosa?

1 hour ago, Hammock said:

What an idiot. "Let me post that my wife wants a divorce on TexAgs." 

No wonder she wants to leave you, pussy. 

 

 

Taylor Hamm?

31 minutes ago, sdm said:

Is Ryan McCollum on the plane to Tuscaloosa?

nah, had a wreck on the way to the airport

1 hour ago, Hammock said:

What an idiot. "Let me post that my wife wants a divorce on TexAgs." 

No wonder she wants to leave you, pussy. 

 

 

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aggys get over breakups pretty quick once they realize there’s plenty of fish sheep in the sea field

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Alright whoever turned on the phlegm signal, you can turn it off now.
Take some benadryl it helps with the phlegm.
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Fuck aggy.................................just trying to get this thread back on track. 
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3 hours ago, Hammock said:

What an idiot. "Let me post that my wife wants a divorce on TexAgs." 

No wonder she wants to leave you, pussy. 

 

 

Two overarching thoughts:

1.) He notes that she "stopped wearing her ring."  I assume he's referring to her aggy ring.  Nothing could be more concerning to a TexAgs poster.

2.) He notes that his wife has "rekindled feelings" for a guy she works with.  I presume that means she's already had a fling/affair with the guy at work, and this cuck piece of shit just hoped she was "over it" even though they still worked together?  Newsflash, bro, she's been fucking the dude behind your back the whole time (and probably a bunch of other dudes, too).

We have a whole thread of members here posting about their divorce.  The difference here is that most are posting about how they're glad the bitch is gone and can now start chasing strange.

4 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

2.) He notes that his wife has "rekindled feelings" for a guy she works with.  I presume that means she's already had a fling/affair with the guy at work, and this cuck piece of shit just hoped she was "over it" even though they still worked together?  Newsflash, bro, she's been fucking the dude behind your back the whole time (and probably a bunch of other dudes, too).

He probably asked her to do it the first time so he could be more like Jimbo.

But now she has no respect for him and is going to fuck whoever she likes, specifically not him. 

So I guess he really is a lot like Jimbo. 

Just now, Walden Ponderer said:

There is absolutely zero doubt that tamu is a dork school, not a nerd school.

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I have never seen aggy so perfectly explained. 

3 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

He probably asked her to do it the first time so he could be more like Jimbo.

But now she has no respect for him and is going to fuck whoever she likes, specifically not him. 

So I guess he really is a lot like Jimbo. 

You're going to see a lot of aggy women and sheep fucking everybody except their partners now that Jimbo is every aggy male's role model.

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14 minutes ago, Poolflood said:

Siap

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2980325

Is tamu a nerd school?  Height of delusion.

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Just a correction...only Top 10% getting in. My son was top 15%, 4 year varsity Letterman, 4 year First Team All District, Class President, spent 2 summers in Poland with Young Life Europe, and more, and still got passed over. Its crazy, stupid hard to get in now.

There is no way that story is true.

10 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

There is absolutely zero doubt that tamu is a dork school, not a nerd school.

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Just scrolling to the end to type something about the distinction between "nerd" and "dork" and this did it way better than I could.

There seems to be a certain intelligence characteristic associated with "nerd" that is absent in the galloot, neck,  RC Slocumb looking dumb mother fucker that is awkward as hell and has zero shot of getting laid that has always personified aggy.

13 minutes ago, C-Man said:
Agijud
 
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Just a correction...only Top 10% getting in. My son was top 15%, 4 year varsity Letterman, 4 year First Team All District, Class President, spent 2 summers in Poland with Young Life Europe, and more, and still got passed over. Its crazy, stupid hard to get in now.

Maybe he was at the smallest high school in Texas located in the worst athletic district in Texas. Otherwise, all that All District cred would have had him on the team at A&M. Hell, he'd be better than Manbun.

 

Just a reminder that Texas Tech and UH are more selective when admitting students than Aggy.

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