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24 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

R.C Slocum named Interim AD at A&M per the AP.
 

 

This is a parody account, right?  This is a joke, right?

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27 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

R.C Slocum named Interim AD at A&M per the AP.
 

 

This is just made for TV. 

Same thing happened in 2019. Woodard left aggy in April, RC was named interim, and a month later they hired Bjork.

57 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

R.C Slocum named Interim AD at A&M per the AP.
 

 

aggy athletic department secretaries just crossed their legs tight.

6 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

aggy athletic department secretaries just crossed their legs tight.

Didn't know RC had a reputation as a philanderer.

Man.. if Aggies were in a fictional series I'd have turned it off at this point. It's would be a hilarious series, but at this point my suspension of disbelief would have been pushed to far.

Oh, dear aggie, never change, please! 

3 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

R.C Slocum named Interim AD at A&M per the AP.
 

 

 

2 hours ago, sdm said:

Didn't know RC had a reputation as a philanderer.

Really?  His prior wife served him either (a) divorce papers or (b) his clothes in a suitcase on the practice field, depending on who you believe.  He ended up marrying his secretary that (he wasn't banging on the side).

Everything old is new again. I cannot wait until wives throw clothes on the field in his honor.

This is what happens when aggy makes a 100 year decision and then finds out it costs $100 million.  WHOOP!

3 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Slocum previously served as Texas A&M's interim AD in 2019, when Scott Woodward—Bjork's predecessor—left the Aggies for LSU. Slocum is a member of the College Football Playoff selection committee.


https://www.chron.com/sports/college/article/rc-slocum-texas-am-18622137.php

 

Its real man, fucking hilarious.

 

Dude was a cheater who got busted by the ncaa. Then was fucking his secretary. Sounds exactly like the type aggy wants representing them. 

Art Briles is probably on their short list for the permanent position. 

47 minutes ago, TOR said:

This is what happens when aggy makes a 100 year decision and then finds out it costs $100 million.  WHOOP!

$1 million/year is a bargain, ya stoopid sip.

Dude was a cheater who got busted by the ncaa. Then was fucking his secretary. Sounds exactly like the type aggy wants representing them. 
Art Briles is probably on their short list for the permanent position. 

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On 1/21/2024 at 9:01 PM, Tex Pete said:

They borrowed money from academics back around 2005 that they’ve never repaid. They suck and they’re poor. 

 

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Its a grade A tragedy that there are only 4 "slocum on a mobile" on youtube. I want to listen to the one where he coined the gulf coast offense.

5 hours ago, sdm said:

Didn't know RC had a reputation as a philanderer.

 

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23 minutes ago, TOR said:

Plot Summary: 100 years of getting their shit kicked in by Texas led to the Aggies running to the SEC in hopes of a new start. Unfortunately for our protagonist, they got their shit kicked in by everyone in the SEC. Then in a stunning plot twist, 12 years later their arch rival Texas comes in to join the party and kick their shit in again. The tragedy reaches its thrilling climax when the Aggies are relegated to the Mountain West where they become Appalachian State's bitch. 

6 hours ago, linux said:

Its a grade A tragedy that there are only 4 "slocum on a mobile" on youtube. I want to listen to the one where he coined the gulf coast offense.

Yeah that one and the one after the Tech game in 2001 where he coined the term West Texas Dirt Monkeys were the best sadly I cannot find those.

16 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Heard they had this guy on the short list for AD?

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All he does is work, work, work, work, work, work, work.

This call at least references both the GCO and the WTDM

 

5 hours ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Plot Summary: 100 years of getting their shit kicked in by Texas led to the Aggies running to the SEC in hopes of a new start. Unfortunately for our protagonist, they got their shit kicked in by everyone in the SEC. Then in a stunning plot twist, 12 years later their arch rival Texas comes in to join the party and kick their shit in again. The tragedy reaches its thrilling climax when the Aggies are relegated to the Mountain West where they become Appalachian State's bitch. 

* Sun Belt

Appalachia and Boone, NC, isn't west, sir

14 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

R.C Slocum named Interim AD at A&M per the AP.
 

 

I honestly didn't realize he was alive still

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39 minutes ago, G650 said:

I honestly didn't realize he was alive still

Uncross him off then.

14 hours ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Hope they don't think this is a long term solution as he turns 80 this fall.  

"if he dies, there's no buyout!"

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9 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

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reported for politics on the football board ;) 

He started the tradition of leaning on UTIMCO and THECB to let A&M get away with shit that other colleges couldn't for reasons.  I did not see that proud "tradition" continuing on to this day though.  

But speaking of Aggie character, or lack thereof, say what you will about Slocum---but I think he's a decent guy FWIW.  As was Sumlin.  But Sherrill, Franchione, Sherman, Fischer, Loftin, Young, and Sharp.  They're all just fucking confidence men with little result to show for it.  They recognized a sea of marks and did whatever the fuck they wanted to do and got well in the meantime.  Not even judging, I'd do the same fucking thing were I in their shoes.  

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Not even judging, I'd do the same fucking thing were I in their shoes.  

One would hope you'd do it better...

It is a traveshamockery that Jimbo is not the new tOSU corch.

3 minutes ago, TOR said:

It is a traveshamockery that Jimbo is not the new tOSU corch.

Give it time. Pedo Day is bound to be on the hot seat.
 

Or with Bjork there, he may be due for a 10-year $200MM extension.  Would be a bargain compared to Jimbo. 

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

 Would be a bargain compared to Jimbo. 

Compared with Jimbo, is there aught that would NOT be a bargain?

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Give it time. Pedo Day is bound to be on the hot seat.
 

Or with Bjork there, he may be due for a 10-year $200MM extension.  Would be a bargain compared to Jimbo. 

Plot twist:  Day gets canned and Jimbo gets the 10-year $200mm deal.  TAMU would have to extend Elko to 10 years, $300mm just to show they can spend more.  

29 minutes ago, nnm said:

TAMU would have to extend Elko to 10 years, $300mm just to show they can spend more.  

"Would you take a two-party, out of state, bad check?"

R.C. soon will be telling football coaches to rate prospects on forearms size. (Old farts remember this I'm sure).

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

R.C. soon will be telling football coaches to rate prospects on forearms size. (Old farts remember this I'm sure).

 

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The Amazon reviews are peak aggy. I don't believe any of them can actually read. 

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8 minutes ago, Deej said:

Is there an updated version?

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Hope they don't think this is a long term solution as he turns 80 this fall.  
Bro, when has that ever stopped someone from holding a position of high importance? /CR

3 cents cheaper new.

Looks like Bowen aggy’d up at Mizzou too - from Wiki:

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2015 University of Missouri Controversy[edit]

In 2015, University of Missouri Deans met with University of Missouri System President Tim Wolfe on October 9 and October 13 to ask for Loftin's resignation. On October 21, the Curators met behind closed doors in what was speculated by some to be related to proceedings about Loftin's role in shutting down ties between Planned Parenthood and the University. State Rep. Caleb Jones, R-Columbia, speculated on Twitter that Loftin would be fired for his role in shutting down MU's connections to Planned Parenthood. On November 3, The MU English department faculty voted unanimously in a vote of no confidence against Loftin. Then on November 9, nine deans called on the UM System Board of Curators for Loftin's removal. Citing Loftin's handling of race and cultural issues, the firing of the dean of the School of Medicine, the abrupt cancellation of graduate student health insurance subsidies in August, and the elimination of the vice chancellor for health sciences, they wrote that Loftin had created a “toxic environment through threat, fear and intimidation." That same day, amid protests which culminated with the resignation of president Wolfe earlier that day, Loftin announced that he would resign at the end of 2015 and take a research role at the University.[6] On November 11, the Curators voted to hasten his departure from January 1 to be effective immediately. Loftin's responsibilities were transferred to Interim Chancellor Hank Foley. In his not clearly defined role after his departure from the office of Chancellor,[7] Loftin's annual salary was $337,500.[8]

 

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