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So, discussing the death threat was idiotic, but the death threat itself is ok with them. 

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5 hours ago, Drew said:

That made me do a double take as well...

Buc-ee’s success has gone to their heads.

5 hours ago, TheAuditor said:

This is called The Buccees Business Model. 

Beat me to it.

Blue Bell RC is what they will want…

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But Mickey Mouse tank top with acid washed jorts and straw cowboy hat RC is what they deserve.

Please, please let the statute be based on this.
8 hours ago, txhorns said:

Surly needs to create a maroon bubble solution so that they can blow maroon bubbles.  Sell to all of the aggy and then use the profits for the Texas One Fund.

Put rah-rah aggy-looking imagery on the packaging along with the GUARANTEE that 100% of all proceeds go to NIL funding for students being recruited to A&M. Earmark the NIL for athletes choosing between UT and A&M. 

4 hours ago, statsman said:

So,…

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a statue of RC Slocum. Now, to be fair, he coached a team that went 49-6-2, from late ‘90 through early ‘95 season.  That’s over an 88% clip. That stretch formed a generation of Ags’ perceptions of what their program was, and could be again. 
 
Trouble is- they really didn’t play anyone good. I think they only beat five teams in that 56 game stretch that finished ranked in the top 25. They beat #22 BYU in ‘90, #9 Stanford in ‘92, #24 Louisville in ‘93, #23 Texas in ‘94, and # 25 LSU in early ‘95 (all final rankings). That is how the legend was made. 
 
Maybe the Ags calling for a move to the Southland Conference are on to something. 

That and FedEx envelopes.

Big time, blue blood programs have statues of the men who got them there. So aggy says, "well, shit, we should have some, too. That way we can be a blue blood as evidenced by our statue!"

Schloss got them to the finals. Maybe we should for them to have one of him.

18 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Big time, blue blood programs have statues of the men who got them there. So aggy says, "well, shit, we should have some, too. That way we can be a blue blood as evidenced by our statue!"

They have one.

 

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2 hours ago, demos said:


Please, please let the statute be based on this.

Let he who did not own a pair of acid washed jorts in the 80s cast the first stone. 
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18 minutes ago, nnm said:

Let he who did not own a pair of acid washed jorts in the 80s cast the first stone. 
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I try not to be a grammar nazi, but, "Let he?"

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3 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

I try not to be a grammar nazi, but, "Let he?"

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King James only. 

Let he who did not own a pair of acid washed jorts in the 80s cast the first stone. 
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We already knew.
5 hours ago, Player said:

Blue Bell RC is what they will want…

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But Mickey Mouse tank top with acid washed jorts and straw cowboy hat RC is what they deserve.

 

4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

World class farmer tan too

 

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Acid washed jorts FTW!!

You guys are missing it...

Farmers Fight tan & the acid wash shorts with the ADJUSTABLE ELASTIC WAISTBAND !!! Beats LA (lower Alabama) Florida panhandle jorts hands down!

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He honestly sounds hurt:

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Texas A&M baseball is in an extremely bad way, and it's getting tougher and tougher to see the path out
The Aggies entered this weekend series with the Vanderbilt Commodores needing a series win badly. After getting swept at home against Alabama last weekend, the Ags unloaded in a midweek contest against A&M-Corpus Christi, but that's not exactly something that will build a lot of confidence among fans.


No, the Aggies needed to take at least two games from the 22nd-ranked Commodores up in Nashville. It looked for some times like they might get a foot in the door in the first game, putting up a quick pair of runs, but their offense abandoned them for the rest of the game en route to a 5-3 loss.

Game two was worse. The Aggies only managed a single run against Vandy, and despite a herculean effort by starting pitching, the Ags dropped the series as the 'Dores triumphed, 3-1.

There was hope again in game 3, as the Aggies took a lead late. However, the Commodores put up six late runs to finish off the sweep, and the Aggies were sent home winless.


With pressure mounting and injuries continuing to hamper this team, the Aggies have all but run out of runway. Especially with hated rival Texas triumphing over 2nd-ranked LSU this weekend in a series, the doomsday clock is close to striking midnight.

Now, this all could be premature. The Aggies could rip off two sweeps of their own over the next two weekends and all could be turned around. But we've seen nothing to suggest that might happen.

Instead, we're in the regrettable position of discussing how soon is too soon to fire a first-year head coach. Given that it has not yet happened, Earley is still alive for the moment. But with the way things are trending, and the rabid enthusiasm that had built for the program coming close to being entirely squandered, it's becoming more difficult to conceive of this season ending in any way but one.

 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Let he who did not own a pair of acid washed jorts in the 80s cast the first stone. 
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Jorts? No.

Jeans? Maybe 

15 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:
On 3/22/2025 at 4:43 PM, Updawg said:
how the fuck does she claim that with a straight face?

She’s an idiot. And went to Texas A&M. But I repeat myself. 

One might be tempted to have some sympathy for aggy fans after the disappointing end to their basketball season and the implosion of a once promising championship contending baseball season. The counter point would be fuck ‘em. If you’ve bled maroon and lived through a lifetime of athletic disappointment, why would you ever get your hopes up?  If you allowed yourself to believe this season might be different, that’s on you. 

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11 hours ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Untainted wool? Me thinks not.

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When they build the statue of RC, will there be clothes at his feet that were thrown by his ex-wife included?

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9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

He honestly sounds hurt:

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Holy shit.  I don't think I've ever seen Graham's pumper this low on sunshine.  

15 hours ago, Deej said:

Acid washed jorts FTW!!

Are we sure those are jorts?  They could be jeans.  Nice elastic waist band too.

20 hours ago, Scholz said:

They’re such nerds at the baseball games with the bubbles and counting balls and everything. Be normal human beings my God.

 Come on now...when has an aggy ever been a normal human being? They're barely human. 

19 hours ago, Player said:

Blue Bell RC is what they will want…

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But Mickey Mouse tank top with acid washed jorts and straw cowboy hat RC is what they deserve.

Ol' Spurrier out here wearing Jams. The 80s must have been a wild ride. 

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2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

 Come on now...when has an aggy ever been a normal human being? They're barely human. 

Ol' Spurrier out here wearing Jams. The 80s must have been a wild ride. 

Ocean Pacific or GTFO

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1 minute ago, Scholz said:

Ocean Pacific or GTFO

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I remember when OP was sold at JC Penney lol. I think Hobie was also sold there. If those 2 didn't get you snatch, that's on you. 

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I remember when OP was sold at JC Penney lol. I think Hobie was also sold there. If those 2 didn't get you snatch, that's on you. 

I had some sweet teal corduroy OPs.  Those were my go to.

My parents could only afford one pair of name-brand Jams.  The rest were bo-bo's.*

 

*Bo-bo's is the 1980s term for generic or knockoff-brand products like clothing or shoes, at least on the east coast where I grew up.  Some of you will never know the humiliation of boarding the school bus and hearing others derisively shouting, "Hey, look at the bo-bo's South Austin is wearing!"

25 minutes ago, South Austin said:

My parents could only afford one pair of name-brand Jams.  The rest were bo-bo's.*

 

*Bo-bo's is the 1980s term for generic or knockoff-brand products like clothing or shoes, at least on the east coast where I grew up.  Some of you will never know the humiliation of boarding the school bus and hearing others derisively shouting, "Hey, look at the bo-bo's South Austin is wearing!"

So, what you're saying is being ridiculed for your bo-bo's is worse than having a mom who is a ho-ho. 

Just now, orange dream said:

So, what you're saying is being ridiculed for your bo-bo's is worse than having a mom who is a ho-ho. 

Have you worn a pair of imitation Jams?

My parents could only afford one pair of name-brand Jams.  The rest were bo-bo's.*
 
*Bo-bo's is the 1980s term for generic or knockoff-brand products like clothing or shoes, at least on the east coast where I grew up.  Some of you will never know the humiliation of boarding the school bus and hearing others derisively shouting, "Hey, look at the bo-bo's South Austin is wearing!"

Cold blooded.

Pat McGee’s bitches!
29 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Have you worn a pair of imitation Jams?

I remember hearing about bo-bo's. They also had knockoff Converse, but I can't recall the name of them. 

1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I remember hearing about bo-bo's. They also had knockoff Converse, but I can't recall the name of them. 

Pony

On 3/24/2025 at 1:19 PM, jimmyjazz said:

I have no doubt that there is an abundance of wool to judge in College Station.

The team's faculty adviser, or whatever he is, looks like he has seen some wool.

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1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I remember hearing about bo-bo's. They also had knockoff Converse, but I can't recall the name of them. 

“Buddies”

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

The team's faculty adviser, or whatever he is, looks like he has seen some wool.

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"OK, team. The first thing you want to judge is how the wool feels on your member as you slip it in and out of the sheep's rectum."

18 hours ago, Lhorn said:

One might be tempted to have some sympathy for aggy fans after the disappointing end to their basketball season and the implosion of a once promising championship contending baseball season. The counter point would be fuck ‘em. If you’ve bled maroon and lived through a lifetime of athletic disappointment, why would you ever get your hopes up?  If you allowed yourself to believe this season might be different, that’s on you. 

I feel like it's a gift. They're in their comfort zone. UT is showing dominance on every level. They get to commiserate together about the hated arrogant t-sips and how their own athletic programs are underperforming compared to the Longhorns, who just stole the most successful head coach on their campus. They don't have bonfire any more. This is a great bonding mechanism for them, and a fantastic link to former Aggies of all ages. 

9 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

This is a great bonding mechanism for them

 

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1 hour ago, SL Xpress said:

 

That’s one of the most disturbing songs I’ve ever heard. Great bass line though. 

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