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7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I tried to find a photo of the dog and the coach, but failed.  However, this turned up, and I offer without comment:

r/pics - Our school mascot, reunited with her handler from when she was a puppy.

" I just licked my butthole"

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2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

" I just licked my butthole"

Why?  Because I CAN!

To be fair, she's a beautiful dog, and aggy doesn't deserve her.  On the other hand, UGA is a smushed face piece of shit, and ugly as sin

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22 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

" I just licked my butthole"

The dog doesn't know that. 

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20 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

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I’ll never understand why these rubes will never get that they’re the fucking problem, the fucking weirdos with fruity milkmen for cheerleaders and absolute overriding obsession with a single rival. There is no other reason for their century of failure. All the money needed to compete at any level and lack fucking shit in the trophy cabinet. I’m depressed because OKST can’t compete in the new landscape. We have some BMDs still but not nearly the amount of schools with three times the enrollment and number of living alumni and even if Boone was still alive making money I doubt he’d want to be dishing out $10-$20M for one year mercenary payments. Meanwhile aggy has the funds and are still utterly pathetic. Get rid of the fake army and fake honor code nonsense. Just be fucking normal and they’re hall of whatever might be something less than completely empty.

15 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I’ll never understand why these rubes will never get that they’re the fucking problem, the fucking weirdos with fruity milkmen for cheerleaders and absolute overriding obsession with a single rival. There is no other reason for their century of failure. All the money needed to compete at any level and lack fucking shit in the trophy cabinet. I’m depressed because OKST can’t compete in the new landscape. We have some BMDs still but not nearly the amount of schools with three times the enrollment and number of living alumni and even if Boone was still alive making money I doubt he’d want to be dishing out $10-$20M for one year mercenary payments. Meanwhile aggy has the funds and are still utterly pathetic. Get rid of the fake army and fake honor code nonsense. Just be fucking normal and they’re hall of whatever might be something less than completely empty.

*their

Completely agree with all the rest. Well said. 

54 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

On the other hand, UGA is a smushed face piece of shit, and ugly as sin

UGA is hilarious.  Well, the UGA I saw at a game in Athens was hilarious, but that was 1996 (UGA V).  He lived in a little doghouse on the sidelines and would come charging out to grab the towel of one of their cheerleaders, who would then twirl him like a bulldog helicopter.

Now UGA X was a little bitch who was very lucky not to end up as a trophy on Bevo's horn.

 

1 hour ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

To be fair, she's a beautiful dog, and aggy doesn't deserve her.  On the other hand, UGA is a smushed face piece of shit, and ugly as sin

She's a good example of a Collie, that's about as far as I'll go. 

1 hour ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

To be fair, she's a beautiful dog, and aggy doesn't deserve her.  On the other hand, UGA is a smushed face piece of shit, and ugly as sin

Nah they are genetically interbreeding a a longer and longer snout it is disturbing lassie did not look like that, reminds me of the Beattlejuice face

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18 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Holy shit, this is great:

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Whoa, this guy kinda get it:

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@RomaVicta is going to run out of yellow marker highlighting all the aggy tropes on this one.

2 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

To be fair, she's a beautiful dog, and aggy doesn't deserve her.  On the other hand, UGA is a smushed face piece of shit, and ugly as sin

Collies are ugly.  Looks like a rat with hair.

I’ll never understand why these rubes will never get that they’re the fucking problem, the fucking weirdos with fruity milkmen for cheerleaders and absolute overriding obsession with a single rival. There is no other reason for their century of failure. All the money needed to compete at any level and lack fucking shit in the trophy cabinet. I’m depressed because OKST can’t compete in the new landscape. We have some BMDs still but not nearly the amount of schools with three times the enrollment and number of living alumni and even if Boone was still alive making money I doubt he’d want to be dishing out $10-$20M for one year mercenary payments. Meanwhile aggy has the funds and are still utterly pathetic. Get rid of the fake army and fake honor code nonsense. Just be fucking normal and they’re hall of whatever might be something less than completely empty.

That last part may be true, but that would require Aggie to face the truth and stop with the fish camp bullshit as well.

Hell, they could close shop in CS, move to another state and change everything about that school and still they would find a way to fuck it up.

TLDR version, yeah, like that will ever happen.
3 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


Reveille’s a bitch.

She  certainly gets passed around like one at the Yell Leader orgies. 

5 hours ago, Deej said:

The dog doesn't know that. 

Holy fuck.
Season 4 Wow GIF by The Office

6 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

To be fair, she's a beautiful dog, and aggy doesn't deserve her.  On the other hand, UGA is a smushed face piece of shit, and ugly as sin

Like Downs for dogs?

6 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

On the other hand, UGA is a smushed face piece of shit, and ugly as sin

Little known fact: Uga's last name is Lee.

6 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

anybody want to show a screenshot? I'm not clicking on a facebook link.

It's well worth clicking, but here:

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2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

It's well worth clicking, but here:

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Shaved legs?  

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

It's well worth clicking, but here:

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This just made me slightly less gay

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

This just made me slightly less gay

Quick, somebody send him a pic of a vagina!

 

The most brutal outcome of all this is we can't keep our decent/good coaches as they move onto other "lateral" programs. While other destination programs only lose their coaches to the pros, retire, or get fired. 

It feels like we are TCU and a stepping stone to better programs. 
 

this fucker is close. almost self aware. 

If only they were taught critical thinking skills at their school.

6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

This just made me slightly less gay

I don't get less straight when I see a photo of Rosie O'Donnell.  Suck it up, buttercup.

11 minutes ago, Deej said:

If only they were taught critical thinking skills at their school.

We are very critical of thinking. /aggy

Just now, Welshy said:

We are very critical of thinking. /aggy

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On 4/3/2025 at 10:53 AM, linux said:

They legit think they won the Lone star showdown from 11 (game stolen by refs) to 23

I refuse to call it the Lone Star Showdown.

From UT's perspective, it''s more like "The Lone Star Contractual Obligation to Humor Some Fucking Weirdos."  

1 hour ago, Deej said:

If only they were taught critical thinking skills at their school.

If they did there are 12 kids who might still be alive.

7 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

If they did there are 12 kids who might still be alive.

But on the other hand, 12 fewer aggies.

Samford coach, Bucky McMillan, to be named Aggie's men's basketball coach?

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aggy loves them guys named Bucky.

42 minutes ago, General Specific said:


Ho Shit Lee just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Early in the trading session today MLGO was the top gainer. On their profile the key executives were:

CEO - Shu

CFO - He

COO - Liu

CTO - Yi

Shu He Liu Yi........I had to laugh!

22 minutes ago, Big Frog II said:

Samford coach, Bucky McMillan, to be named Aggie's men's basketball coach?

This guy has the chance to lead aggy to...MULTIPLE Final Fours!!!  It's true, because this guy said it:

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Texas A&M basketball set to hire Bucky McMillan as new head coach: Why this hire is the ultimate risk with ultimate payoff
Texas A&M basketball has found their new head man.


Listed as our top option for the job in a column earlier today, Bucky McMillan is set to be the new head coach for the Aggies following a report from Pete Thamel.


The AD for Texas A&M moved expeditiously after being turned down by their top option in Chris Beard. The Aggies have zeroed in on this hire after having an opening officially for only a few days.


So, what are the Aggies getting in McMillan? Is this a good hire, or was the panic button hit after Beard's rejection?

The now-former Samford head man runs a style that is about as opposite from Buzz Williams as you can get, which is something that many Aggie fans will be happy to hear. His high-octane offense and uptempo, aggressive style will be quite the change of pace in Aggieland— not only for the fans, but for opposing teams who come into Reed Arena.

It's hard to overstate the shift that this is from Buzz's style. It would also be hard to overstate the risk in terms of the floor that this hire has.


When Alabama hired Nate Oats a few years ago, it was viewed as a high-risk hire as well. That's obviously worked out for them, but it's not a terrible analog for what the Aggies have just done. Both Oats and McMillan were highly successful in the high school ranks before making the jump to college, and ascended quickly to a top job.

As exciting as "Bucky Ball" is, it could fall completely flat, leaving the Aggies in an even worse position than they are currently in. This is a gamble, for sure— but if the numbers hit, the Aggies may have just punched their ticket to multiple final fours. That's one Texas-sized "if," though.

 

Being 100% serious, what is the attraction there? He looks like the coaching equivalent of "just a guy".

Is it just that he was the only one who would say yes?

42 minutes ago, Deej said:

But on the other hand, 12 fewer aggies.

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Aggy just got run ruled by Tennessee

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