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3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Hate to criticize but what in the world could that “ditch” be useful for.  First off there already is a real ditch, and second the new ditch will soon run into the road. 

Man...Luke, III has come a long way. 

Taking it off here boss...

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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That's actually pretty clever.

Do they have title to the remains of the 87 “undocumented immigrants” inside?

On 6/21/2019 at 4:32 PM, Storm the Field said:

Buncha dipshits in here.

Mario 3, Zelda, and coin-toss between Contra and Punch Out.

Agreed. Mario 3 and Zelda are a lock. For some reason, Paper Boy has some nostalgia for me. It should be Contra though

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On 6/23/2019 at 1:55 AM, immortal13 said:

The fuck is "super" tecmo bowl? You young whippersnapper...

A better game than Tecmo Bowl. 

2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Whatever the total is -3 for me. 

So no nudes on your phone, eh?

11 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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He’s getting close.  At least he typed enough 3 letter agencies in that meltdown to where he’s likely on a list now.  

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Just now, tbone_ said:


I don’t understand.

He made money while everyone went to party. Money that they could have made had they stayed.

Or he robbed their houses while they were gone.

11 hours ago, Ths71 said:

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There's an expression, "fat as a tick" that would seem to work here.

He’s getting close.  At least he typed enough 3 letter agencies in that meltdown to where he’s likely on a list now.  

What a fucking psycho
1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

He’s getting close.  At least he typed enough 3 letter agencies in that meltdown to where he’s likely on a list now.  

not sure if you’re up to date but he’s way beyond being on lists.  the government has been hacking his devices and tracking/harassing him for years now.  I really feel bad for him, having to deal with all that fucking bullshit.  

He’s getting close.  At least he typed enough 3 letter agencies in that meltdown to where he’s likely on a list now.  

He deleted my post before I could even screen cap it. I asked him why on earth would he be sought after as a government contractor, if the groups who he claims keep seeking him out want predominantly ex-military people who know how to shoot and have seen a vagina at least once in their lives.
1 minute ago, Homesickhorn said:


He deleted my post before I could even screen cap it. I asked him why on earth would he be sought after as a government contractor, if the groups who he claims keep seeking him out want predominantly ex-military people who know how to shoot and have seen a vagina at least once in their lives.

Better steer clear of public areas with that fucker free, and angry 

11 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

42 years for me

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I like how it adds up to...69, dude!

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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 Seeing as how I would rather not smell sweaty pussy while I eat, I would have to go with one of the bottom 2. 

8 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

You can only go to one
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What a glorious time to be alive!

5 hours ago, After irth said:

I like how it adds up to...69, dude!

I was told there would be no arithmetic.

Looked more like principal Anderson to me.
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