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4 hours ago, baboso said:

Boobie's healthy?  Mojo all the way.

It's actually an interesting question.  Obviously Bertier is also healthy for TC.  What Remember the Titans kind of glosses over is that racial tensions aside that TC Williams team was really a consolidation of three (not two) high schools and in effect was an All-Star team for the city of Alexandria VA as they were able to take the best from TC, Hammond and George Washington HS.  The movie also paints Alexandria as a bit smaller town than it is (it's directly south of Washington D.C. for crying out loud). 

Now ultimately I think a completely healthy Texas 5A/6A team, and especially one that's only blemish was to THAT Dallas Carter team beats the best of Virginia but with the  circumstance of it being a bit of an All Star team (with players we know also went on to play college ball) it might not be a walkover.  

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:
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It is saying apartment complex names with those words in the name are usually pretty shady and to make sure to take your gun for protection.

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15 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Took me a thec. 

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It is saying apartment complex names with those words in the name are usually pretty shady and to make sure to take your gun for protection.
Thanks. I can't keep up with urban.
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2 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

What’s a strap. 

Slang for gun.

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

It's actually an interesting question.  Obviously Bertier is also healthy for TC.  What Remember the Titans kind of glosses over is that racial tensions aside that TC Williams team was really a consolidation of three (not two) high schools and in effect was an All-Star team for the city of Alexandria VA as they were able to take the best from TC, Hammond and George Washington HS.  The movie also paints Alexandria as a bit smaller town than it is (it's directly south of Washington D.C. for crying out loud). 

Now ultimately I think a completely healthy Texas 5A/6A team, and especially one that's only blemish was to THAT Dallas Carter team beats the best of Virginia but with the  circumstance of it being a bit of an All Star team (with players we know also went on to play college ball) it might not be a walkover.  

 

I agree with all of the above.  Are there time machines in this scenario?  We're talking about 1988 vs 1971.  Assuming it takes place in the "Friday Night Lights" universe (because nobody wants to see a bunch of high schoolers play football against babies), this is going to be a game of a bunch of 16-18-year-old young Odessa Permian kids who do nothing but practice, lift weights, and practice vs. a bunch of 33-35-year-old men who work at banks or have had kids and have physically given up from "Remember the Titans."  Odessa wins easily.

If time machines are involved and both are playing at the same age, Odessa Permian still wins because whatever offense they were running in Alexandria in 1971 is already irrelevant and the game has moved way past Denzel Washington.

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Ima say 5 and then however those jokers are playing. 

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Ima say 5 and then however those jokers are playing. 

They are playing joker, joker, deuce Ace. The answer is all of the books. Easily. 

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Slang for gun.

This kind of gun..

 

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They got my homey hemmed up and they all around
Ain't none of them seeing if they going straight pound for pound
I gotta come up real quick before they start to clown
I best pull out my strap and lay them busters down

 

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:


Uncle Boobs is having a hard time processing

Nah- he just has to set aside four hours instead of two.

#TwiceTheMeal

Wonder how the 8 cars (6 in driveway and 2 on street) helped these folk in their 1600 sq fr house when the power was shut down.  

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1 hour ago, futureman said:

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He married a black woman. The joke is white people don’t season there food and they put raisins in they potato salad.

 

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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#1 looks Radical.  

12 hours ago, Tom said:

 

 

If time machines are involved and both are playing at the same age, Odessa Permian still wins because whatever offense they were running in Alexandria in 1971 is already irrelevant and the game has moved way past Denzel Washington.

Maybe, but it might be so retro it would work in their favor. How much time does Mojo have to prepare for the Wing T or Flying Wedge or whatever? 

19 hours ago, baboso said:

Boobie's healthy?  Mojo all the way.

Comer’s a motherfucker.

9 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

He married a black woman. The joke is white people don’t season there food and they put raisins in they potato salad.

I’m familiar with the seasoning joke. I’ve never in my life heard of anyone—black, white, yellow, green, or purple—putting raisins in potato salad. had no idea that was a thing. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

I’m familiar with the seasoning joke. I’ve never in my life heard of anyone—black, white, yellow, green, or purple—putting raisins in potato salad. had no idea that was a thing. 

 

6 minutes ago, purplepride95 said:

 

That's pretty funny. I'm Caucasian but I'm a native Texan.  I tend to over-season food. Raisins in potato salad? Fuck no. No raisins in slaw or turkey dressing, either, and don't put that weird ass sweet white dressing on the slaw. Oil, lemon, salt, and cracked pepper on the slaw and that's it.  

5 hours ago, Restinmybones said:

That's pretty funny. I'm Caucasian but I'm a native Texan.  I tend to over-season food. Raisins in potato salad? Fuck no. No raisins in slaw or turkey dressing, either, and don't put that weird ass sweet white dressing on the slaw. Oil, lemon, salt, and cracked pepper on the slaw and that's it.  

I was a grown-assed man before I found out there's cole slaw in the world not made with Miracle Whip. Ditto for carrot salad.

Thankfully I was raised without the raisin abomination, though.

23 hours ago, Irieguy said:

They are playing joker, joker, deuce Ace. The answer is all of the books. Easily. 

How do jokers work? Can you lead with a joker? What suit does it force?

14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

How do jokers work? Can you lead with a joker? What suit does it force?

Joker trumps the ace of spades.  It’s treated as a spade.  You can lead with it once spades have been broken.

9 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

Joker trumps the ace of spades.  It’s treated as a spade.  You can lead with it once spades have been broken.

So like a spade you can only cut something else if you are out of that suit?

Got damn. Like you shits ain’t never played joker joker deuce deuce. Jeeez. 
 

That hand will walk, unless the partners complete shit. 

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