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33 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Sit down in front of it before one of her bratty kids beats me to it. 

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12 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I dare you to share it!!!
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I wonder how many people shared the post of the guy hanging the US flag upside down

On 8/29/2021 at 2:30 AM, ROFL BOX said:

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Wife bought me one of these a couple years ago. Seems like a great idea, but it's a hassle to set up, and it doesn't catch everything. You still end up having to clean off the counter afterwards. Don't waste your time or money.

My wife bitches about me shaving once a week…

I just go outside and shave on the patio deck… less painful on my ears

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Lol, the disconnected bowl/crop/hard part does not look good but eastern block white dudes in adidas track suits and Portland hipsters love that look…

The disconnected undercut isn’t as bad.

Basically a proper fade from a solid barber makes all those “peaky blinder” styles look much better
4 hours ago, Speedtrucker said:

My wife bitches about me shaving once a week…

I just go outside and shave on the patio deck… less painful on my ears

Why not just shave in the shower?

17 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

Why not just shave in the shower?

Great if you’re using disposables.  But expensive if you’re using non disposable since you’re basically ruining the blade.  Do they have waterproof electric razors?

2 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Great if you’re using disposables.  But expensive if you’re using non disposable since you’re basically ruining the blade.  Do they have waterproof electric razors?

Makes sense. I’m a Harry’s/Dollar Shave Club subscription kind of razor guy, so I’ve never known anything but cheaply shaving in the shower and tossing every couple of weeks.

Also my Manscape ball trimmer thing seems to be waterproof and it’s electric, so I don’t know 🤷‍♂️ 

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4 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

Makes sense. I’m a Harry’s/Dollar Shave Club subscription kind of razor guy, so I’ve never known anything but cheaply shaving in the shower and tossing every couple of weeks.

Also my Manscape ball trimmer thing seems to be waterproof and it’s electric, so I don’t know 🤷‍♂️ 

Save yourself a ton of money, and get a better shave. Switch to a safety razor. The razor companies have been fleecing us for decades with gimicky razors that don’t do nearly as good a job and cost 10-20 times more. 
https://www.artofmanliness.com/articles/how-to-shave-with-safety-razor/

8 minutes ago, nnm said:

Save yourself a ton of money, and get a better shave. Switch to a safety razor. The razor companies have been fleecing us for decades with gimicky razors that don’t do nearly as good a job and cost 10-20 times more. 
https://www.artofmanliness.com/articles/how-to-shave-with-safety-razor/

Yea but if I can’t shave in the shower and am sacrificing convenience for whatever ridiculous alternative (buying a haircut bib, shaving outside or getting griped at by my wife) for a marginally better shave, that seems like a juice not worth the squeeze. I’m busy enough as it is and a good enough shave is good enough. I’ll brew my own beer and grow my own tomatoes and shave with a specialty razor when I’m retired.

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I shave in the shower with a safety razor. Wasn't there a big thread on the old site about this?

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Save yourself a ton of money, and get a better shave. Switch to a safety razor. The razor companies have been fleecing us for decades with gimicky razors that don’t do nearly as good a job and cost 10-20 times more. 
https://www.artofmanliness.com/articles/how-to-shave-with-safety-razor/
Is there a big learning curve to these razors? I know they are more natural and many say better because of the reason you said. I've just read many had to spend time getting used to it and shaving correctly.
20 minutes ago, Anwar Namtut said:

I shave in the shower with a safety razor. Wasn't there a big thread on the old site about this?

I think it was combo'd with waffle stomping.

13 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
48 minutes ago, nnm said:
Save yourself a ton of money, and get a better shave. Switch to a safety razor. The razor companies have been fleecing us for decades with gimicky razors that don’t do nearly as good a job and cost 10-20 times more. 
https://www.artofmanliness.com/articles/how-to-shave-with-safety-razor/

Is there a big learning curve to these razors? I know they are more natural and many say better because of the reason you said. I've just read many had to spend time getting used to it and shaving correctly.

Nope. Not at all. Buy a merkur handle on Amazon and a variety pack of razors to try different brands. And pair with shaving oil instead of shaving cream. Easy, no fuss, no muss, no hipster shave clubs. Will save a LOT of money. 

23 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I buy dollar general razors with the single blade lol

dude. those should be outlawed. 

13 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

.  Do they have waterproof electric razors?

Yes, they do. 

On 8/29/2021 at 2:30 AM, ROFL BOX said:

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Nation of pussies. I just take off my shirt and trim my beard in my front lawn. I look good, the birds use my beard hair for nesting material, and the neighborhood housewives get some eye candy. Win-win-win. 

Do your wives really bitch about you shaving?  What a weird thing for a woman to complain about with all the shit they keep in the bathroom...

1 hour ago, SKJ said:

Do your wives really bitch about you shaving?  What a weird thing for a woman to complain about with all the shit they keep in the bathroom...

Do you enjoy living alone?

1 hour ago, Telegraph_it said:

@nineliveslost a mention.

So if I never receive that 2nd@, do I get to live there alone?  I don't think I've ever received an @.

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16 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I buy dollar general razors with the single blade lol

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17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Upon receiving a fancy-pants coffee maker for our wedding, I decided to do some experiments with the old one. 

I made coffee using coffee instead of water (bitter, viscous, hard to distinguish from motor oil, not recommended), then Budweiser (nearly all of it evaporated, yielded about 35% of what you would expect in terms of volume, smelled terrible, tasted worse), then Jim Beam (created a tar-like substance, also tasted like what I assume road tar tastes like, only about a 5% yield), and then finally Mt. Dew. At this point, the machine was so far beyond tainted that I don't think it was a representative test, but obviously not worth undertaking separately. I don't even remember whether I tasted the Mt. Dew coffee, but I am positive that it was (or would have been) far more disgusting than mere pasta water. 

My experiment made a host of smells so bad that my apartment neighbors began congregating in the hallway to wonder what was going on, so I went outside to join them and pretend to be equally puzzled. I had to talk one of them out of calling 911.

I encourage you people to pick up the torch of progress and scientific inquiry the next time you get a new coffee maker. 

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19 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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That money should help you put your life back together after you get stabbed and carjacked.

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