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1 hour ago, Nole-4-Life said:

My go-to back in my pour days was to go to the bar with like $20 in my pocket to drink. I'd chat up a girl and when I saw her drink running low, I'd excuse myself and go to the bathroom. Then I'd scope her out from a distance in the crowd until she got another drink, then approach her again.

It worked.

What I would do is if we were meeting for drinks, I'd get there about 10-15min before our meetup time and tell the bartender that I am meeting someone and that our tabs would be separate. As to not make it awkward when the bill comes and the whole "Is this going to be together or separate?". Get it taken care of and they don't witness me telling the bartender.

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I think that's supposed to be the stomach, which calls into question where they think the vagina  leads to.   But it's dumbass shit we see on Facebook, so carry on.  

Why would an intrauterine device be in the stomach?

Oh yea, because dumbass.
1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Laundrie? That you?

27 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Beef tips and gravy.

Etouffee and nothing.


Trash bag and trash truck. Fuck rice. 
 

 

 

 


Since when does the esophagus empty into the uterus?

Sorry about your short dick, bro
39 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Cocaine and platinum 

I was thinking hookers and blow, but this also works.

On 8/21/2021 at 9:36 PM, ButtFumble said:

 

 

#2 looks like ET

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Should have included grandma in this selection instead of #2

*not sure why Tapa doubled up on the "seafood" pic. I only have it 1x.

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Eileen has some posting issues.  Come on, Eileen!  Get it together.  
Seafood?  

I watched a few min of the original LR a few years back with my young kiddo. Holy shit does that not age well. The first episode we watched they were ribbing Buckwheat the whole time because he never knew his dad, probably because he was in prison they kept saying. /csb

29 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I watched a few min of the original LR a few years back with my young kiddo. Holy shit does that not age well. The first episode we watched they were ribbing Buckwheat the whole time because he never knew his dad, probably because he was in prison they kept saying. /csb

What part doesn't age well? That's quality children's humor in 2021 too, right?

The kid that played Porky worked for me early in my career when I was at EY. csb I know. 

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

I watched a few min of the original LR a few years back with my young kiddo. Holy shit does that not age well. The first episode we watched they were ribbing Buckwheat the whole time because he never knew his dad, probably because he was in prison they kept saying. /csb

I've got the entire run on DVD.  The Buckwheat era had nothing on the initial Our Gang era.

6 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Pancakes because they suck

Shut your filthy whore mouth

5 hours ago, Lobo said:

Eileen has some posting issues.  Come on, Eileen! 

At this moment, she means everything.

I know what ya mean 

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