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2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Y’all are missing Cortes this time around so you may steal a game, but that’ll be it. 

montgomery pitched tonight. do you know how a 5 man rotation works?

cortes pitched yesterday, he gave up 4er in 4ip. he’s slotted for sunday so no, we prob won’t steal a game. 

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5 hours ago, Helobious said:

Y’all are missing Cortes this time around so you may steal a game, but that’ll be

 

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And yes, I’m sure that a 29 year old journeyman with a career ERA over 4 has suddenly transformed into the best reliever in the history of the sport. No need at all to brace yourself for any regression.

Well I didn’t know it was a 4 game set until now. Forgot the rainouts.

Of course you didn't.  Because not knowing shit is your forte.

Oh good. Helo is here for a few days. I guess we must just have had ourselves an asshole shortage, huh? 

40 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Oh good. Helo is here for a few days. I guess we must just have had ourselves an asshole shortage, huh? 

The "Ignore" feature is truly greatness.

44 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Oh good. Helo is here for a few days. I guess we must just have had ourselves an asshole shortage, huh? 

He has been waiting 10 months for this moment 

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8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

it's four games in June, they don't hang flags for that. it's a marathon, not a race. finish in the top 2

 

All true but.........

 

 

Being at home, and with how both teams have played to this point, the Yankees SHOULD be able to eke out a series win. A split or Astros series win would at least temporarily shatter NY's aura of invincibility, though I'm sure the media would still spin it otherwise. 

Let's start off win a nice win over the Bombers tonight and see how the headlines read. Maybe a first-AB Cuban missile to set the tone? 

Jeff Luhnow now owns a soccer ream in Spain.

Leganes is a modest club based in a neighborhood of southern Madrid. The team finished 12th in the 22-team second division last season.

Hopefully, Jeff's venture turns out better than Piazza's.

How big is analytics in soccer?  Everything I know about the sport comes from Ted Lasso.

1 hour ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Oh good. Helo is here for a few days. I guess we must just have had ourselves an asshole shortage, huh? 

somebody left the back gate open.

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

He has been waiting 10 months since 2015 for this moment 

fixed for accuracy.

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

Of course you didn't.  Because not knowing shit is your forte.

The single game in Houston is going to blow his mind.

56 minutes ago, kevwun said:

How big is analytics in soccer?  Everything I know about the sport comes from Ted Lasso.

Morey and Luhnow both believe that soccer is played in a completely and totally suboptimal way and is just begging to be money balled.
the changes they’d make would make the game much uglier by all accounts so all the hard liners are resisting the change. 
there’s already a ton of analytics in soccer, but by all accounts how the game is played strategically is probably wrong. 
2nd division club in Spain would be a perfect testing ground for any theories associated with that.  

35 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Morey and Luhnow both believe that soccer is played in a completely and totally suboptimal way and is just begging to be money balled.

I find it amusing not to mention arrogant that a couple of American sports executives think they can teach the  Europeans and South Americans the optimal way to play soccer. They’ve been watching too much Ted Lasso. 

18 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I find it amusing not to mention arrogant that a couple of American sports executives think they can teach the  Europeans and South Americans the optimal way to play soccer. They’ve been watching too much Ted Lasso. 

We will see. I’m betting on Luhnow. I think (but not positive) Beene was interested in soccer for the same reason. 

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

He has been waiting 10 months for this moment 

He’s been waiting ever since this …..

 

Can we pay the Yankees to put on a Derek Jeter Day, all 4 games ???

14 hours ago, Helobious said:

Chapman never came close to the franchise consecutive scoreless inning streak. Holmes already broke that this season. He’s a different animal. Y’all are missing Cortes this time around so you may steal a game, but that’ll be it. 

Brb going to lay a mil on the Astros to sweep

^Astros have to make a move to add him to 40 man roster

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Just now, OB3 said:

Astros have to make a move to add him to 40 man roster

Siri or Chaz?  I think Siri given the antics from Tuesday.  Sends a small message.

15 hours ago, Helobious said:

Chapman never came close to the franchise consecutive scoreless inning streak. Holmes already broke that this season. He’s a different animal. Y’all are missing Cortes this time around so you may steal a game, but that’ll be it. 

Not only did you get the Cortes start wrong but also what record Holmes broke. He has the Yankee record for most scoreless appearances at 29 games, not innings pitched.  BTW Do you know who has the MLB record for scoreless appearances? Ryan Pressly with 40 straight games. 

8 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Siri or Chaz?  I think Siri given the antics from Tuesday.  Sends a small message.

I think Siri's speed and defense is too valuable right now for this roster to be optioned back to AAA.

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

I think Siri's speed and defense is too valuable right now for this roster to be optioned back to AAA.

you have a good time at the game yesterday? 
 

I’m a little dubious on the idea that we need Siri as we’ve got an 11 game lead, so arguably nothing matters and you can do whatever you want. 
He’s an auto include on the playoff roster though.
 

Honestly, as long as we are a playoff team and he has options he should be chilling in Sugarland waiting for an injury and then September/October.

Conversely, with that 11 game lead we can certainly afford to carry him in the active roster if we want to do that too  

if we are activating Jake and keeping SIRI up I’d be fine with sending Chaz down to play first base for about a month straight to see how well he can do with that to add to his versatility while we are just killing time trying to stay healthy and locked into the 2 seed and our buy  

 

17 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

When do we get Peña back?

When you stop touching yourself. 

So never.  That's a shame.  I had high hopes for him.

21 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

When do we get Peña back?

Peña is eligible to come off the IL tomorrow. 

Just now, TonyTexas said:

Peña is eligible to come off the IL tomorrow. 

I knew he was eligible quickly- but haven’t heard any updates- any idea how he’s progressing?  

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I knew he was eligible quickly- but haven’t heard any updates- any idea how he’s progressing?  

 

Fuck the Yankees


I hope Altuve humps Babe Ruth's Monument

bush league, typical yankees

Get over it fucks.

Park it Mike!

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