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Dusty going with the worst is first lineup tonight

1 hour ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

Can someone please get these fuckers the my pillow guys info so we don’t have anymore stiff necks?  

49 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Dusty hits on 19.

And sits on 9 against a dealer ace or 10. 

Honestly, no issues with this lineup… y’all must have forgot the Cueto game in Houston. Arguably our worst game of the year.

Not faulting Dusty for mixing it up from this:

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Cueto Is a witch vs the Astros. Hopefully we change that tonight 

Dusty and the replacement should bat where the starter was going to bat BS. Dubon should never lead off a Major League Baseball game. 

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Dusty and the replacement should bat where the starter was going to bat BS. Dubon should never lead off a Major League Baseball game. 

Get ready for 2 for 3 with a walk, 2 runs scored and an RBI 

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Get ready for 2 for 3 with a walk, 2 runs scored and an RBI 

It could certainly happen. It’s also incredibly dumb regardless of what happens. 
process over results. The process is absurd. 

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Can someone please get these fuckers the my pillow guys info

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Haha...dusty fucking laughing his ass off reading surly on his apple watch in the dugout

Damn that first pitch to Yordan was a mistake....should have hit it 450

1-0 good guys

51 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Cueto Is a witch vs the Astros. Hopefully we change that tonight 

Say what

So Yuli gets thrown out of the relay man catches the ball cleanly, right? Haha, I’ll take it. 

Edited by billfromlaketravis

23 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Get ready for 2 for 3 with a walk, 2 runs scored and an RBI 

I’m gonna call it halfway there.

This is hilarious.  I was among those going “oof” seeing the 1-2 spots in the lineup.  Dusty is a genius.  

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it's august 15th and we have a 13 game division lead. #1 team in the AL

So Yuli gets thrown out of the relay man catches the ball cleanly, right? Haha, I’ll take it. 
Wouldn't had been sent

Bregmans wife should have had twins to make sure this hot streak lasts through the playoffs. We’re gonna need some more kids for him to hit for.

This is hilarious.  I was among those going “oof” seeing the 1-2 spots in the lineup.  Dusty is a genius.  
Surly posters questioning Baker = opponents booing Altuve


Neither will ever get it

Lol nice AB Vaughn

Eloy thinks its Mothers Day

Urquidy is sucking ass but these dudes are so horrible it doesn't seem to matter

The fact that the white Sox are 500 in that shit ass division is so bizarre. I love it. Let’s stick a broom up their ass and give Correa and the Guardians and Orioles a hand here. 

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

The fact that the white Sox are 500 in that shit ass division is so bizarre. I love it. Let’s stick a broom up their ass and give Correa and the Guardians and Orioles a hand here. 

It’s not surprising in that they don’t hit for power and the lineup is slow. Not a great combination. 

Edited by TonyTexas

love altuve and vasquez talking away in the dugout 

5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s not surprising in that they don’t hit for power and the lineup is slow. Not a great combination. 

 

larussa isnt all there. they need a young and hungry manager, and they should have dumped players at the deadline 

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Just now, Scraps said:

Dubon with a nice play

Yeah that was very smooth.

Yeah, it's a shame he's not much of a hitter because he can play great defense.

46 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Haha...dusty fucking laughing his ass off reading surly on his apple watch in the dugout
 

Yeah, good thing you can always count on a routine double play being booted.

Yeah, good thing you can always count on a routine double play being booted.
Dubon didn't hit into a dp dope. Thats what the post was referring to.

Verducci just dong slapped 3/4th of the posters on this thread. I can already picture yall getting ragey

Hahaha suck it Cueto

Machete got em

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

bregman about go big dong on cueto 

Or pop up weekly. Fuck

16 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Verducci just dong slapped 3/4th of the posters on this thread. I can already picture yall getting ragey

What’d he say. Watching on ATT

I mean whenever you can hit the leadoff guy with a 574 ops and the #2 guy with a 671 ops you just have to do it. 
The fact is it’s baseball. Any outcome can happen from any lineup contradiction at any time. And it will occasionally. 
 

What’d he say. Watching on ATT
Dusty has the observation factor. He pays attention and knows when guys need off or swings are lacking etc.

4 managers fired so far and replaced with guys with no managerial experience because the front office just wants them to do analytics only and follow what they tell them.

Astros have best of both worlds. Etc.

Lmao Machete just fucked Harrisons world

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