2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Macklemore 2904]

3 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

What the fuck are you doing Dusty?

Vazquez should have PH. That was a huge miss by Dusty.

[tx 3 putt 75959]

lolololol

 

[HoustonFrog 368]

Obviously need to fire GM in off-season. OF and DH was an obvious hole

[Gut Wagon 8051]

I'd like to think a champion team could somehow scare up a run there. Instead, two weak grounders pulled with the infield in. Be better. 

[Dnaguy 11704]

The Astros may be the most talented team to have no baseball IQ whatsoever.

Their manager does nothing to help them either.

Dusty is supposed to be old school.

I think he may just be senile and jovial so no one realizes just how much he doesn’t know what’s going on.

[Guadaloopy 10890]

1 minute ago, utxmike05 said:

Mother fucker!!!! We deserve to lose. Too many wasted chances on the road. 

Counterpoint:  We have the lead and the best bullpen in the game.  Philly has missed their chances too.  

[Limp Brisket 545]

2-3-4 here, if nobody on I might walk Harper.

[Murfdogg21 4398]

3 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

That rundown will be why the Astros lose tonight and the series. Inexcusable 

??? Chas would’ve been out at first, and then Maldonado anyway so either way Yuli wouldn’t have scored?

[Planet Houston 4921]

Goddammit what a wasted chance. Bullpen gotta bullpen, we got this. 

[Guadaloopy 10890]

2 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Runner on 3B, nobody out … Hensley, McCormick, Maldonado.

If ever a PH opportunity for ANYONE with a goddamn pulse ..

And who would that be off of this bench?

[VirginiaLonghorn 4746]

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Did Yuli go on his own or called by coaches?

Contact play .. hoping for a misplay.  Usually trade an out and a guy at 3B for a runner at 2B.  Genius …

[Planet Houston 4921]

Is this UTEXME guy always this fuckin dramatic? Please drink yourself to sleep. 

[Guadaloopy 10890]

2 minutes ago, HoustonFrog said:

Obviously need to fire GM in off-season. OF and DH was an obvious hole

No one knew that Mancini would fall of the earth.   That looked like a solid move.   

Just now, Planet Houston said:

Is this UTEXME guy always this fuckin dramatic? Please drink yourself to sleep. 

Yes

[Horn80 6054]

Hensley no improvement over Diaz

[utxmike05 1825]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Counterpoint:  We have the lead and the best bullpen in the game.  Philly has missed their chances too.  

Agreed. Phillie fans gotta be cursing their wasted opps also. 

But runner on 3rd w no outs. That's ridiculous 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Playing 7 or 8 against 9 offensively  the whole playoffs. Our pitching staff deserves better. We are going to win this fucker in spite of it. 

[Dnaguy 11704]

Every out feels like the series here.

Yikes.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4746]

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

And who would that be off of this bench?

Mancini or Vasquez … both veterans .. you’re looking for something in the air.

[utxmike05 1825]

4 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Vazquez should have PH. That was a huge miss by Dusty.

Dad text me the same thing. Maldy isn't needed with no JV. 

[TexArcher 37414]

Nasty pitch, attaboy.

[Guadaloopy 10890]

They keep talking about the Phillies not losing back to back in the postseason.  Well neither have the Astros.  

[Bevo&Pevo 5004]

Sweet K!

[Macklemore 2904]

2 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Is this UTEXME guy always this fuckin dramatic? Please drink yourself to sleep. 

He is a negative, doom and gloom asshole 

Edited November 4, 2022 by Macklemore

[Limp Brisket 545]

3 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

2-3-4 here, if nobody on I might walk Harper.

But then your bring up the go ahead run.  Fuck.  Just go 1-2-3.

[Bevo&Pevo 5004]

K.  BWHAHAHA

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Abreau should be the closer

[Dutchrudder 11087]

More like JT Real Puto amirite??

[utxmike05 1825]

Nasty boy

[TexArcher 37414]

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

They keep talking about the Phillies not losing back to back in the postseason.  Well neither have the Astros.  

Yeah, well the narrative they're selling is that we're the regular season titan but they're the red hot playoff team of destiny.

Nevermind that we're 9-2 in these playoffs.

[Dnaguy 11704]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Hensley no improvement over Diaz

He is.

But that’s not saying much as Diaz is hitting like -0.100 batting average.

When he bats, the opposing hitters somehow hit better.

it’s a baseball wormhole that had yet to be explained.

[cabowabo 4446]

Just missed it.  How do they know?

[Dnaguy 11704]

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

They keep talking about the Phillies not losing back to back in the postseason.  Well neither have the Astros.  

Who. 
I thought this World Series was about Philly. Are they playing another team?

 

[Horn80 6054]

Just now, Dnaguy said:

He is.

But that’s not saying much as Diaz is hitting like -0.100 batting average.

When he bats, the opposing hitters somehow hit better.

it’s a baseball wormhole that had yet to be explained.

I meant just tonight, so far

[VirginiaLonghorn 4746]

1 minute ago, Dutchrudder said:

More like JT Real Puto amirite??

Astros working him over … he’s better than this.

[cabowabo 4446]

That’s a  swing. Fuck. 

[StruggleBus 3922]

Fuck that was strike three

[Macklemore 2904]

That should be a K

[tx 3 putt 75959]

that's a swing 

[Dutchrudder 11087]

Should be out....

[HoustonFrog 368]

Yeh that’s an easy swing

[TexArcher 37414]

Yeah, he fucking did, god damn.

[elfenix 34161]

Don't make a shit

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Bring him back again for the 8th

[cabowabo 4446]

Umps doing they’re best to fuck us. 

[StruggleBus 3922]

Man Abreau is just nasty

[TexArcher 37414]

There you go, Abreu, get him out twice!

[tx 3 putt 75959]

lock down inning

let's get some insurance 

[HoustonFrog 368]

Bring him back again for the 8th

Would you be risking him for game 6?

[Planet Houston 4921]

Gotta be fuckin kidding me with that no-call. But it don’t matter. HELL YES BRYAN!!!!

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

I mean Harper could have spun around in 3 circles and they wouldn’t have said he went.

 

Fuck yeah Abreu