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I don't follow golf much, so I had to look up when the Ryder Cup was, and how many wins Scottie'd logged so far. (Knew Scottie had already won a couple this year, but wanted to know when.)
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https://www.espn.com/golf/player/results/_/id/9478/scottie-scheffler
 

He is 95 under par in majors since 2021. That typically makes you money.
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21 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Bullshit.

Nolan had all of the hits in this encounter.

"6 hits off of Nolan" is saying Nolan had all the hits in this encounter. If it helps, substitute "off of" with "from" as they are doing the same lifting but it's clearer (though you lose the baseball idiom).

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A man and a women are both saying they are lucky to be alive after they were hit by an SUV in the middle of a food review for social media.
https://www.fox7austin.com/news/suv-crashes-influencers-mid-food-review-restaurant

They made it seem like the car was flying off the highway and then this morning I heard the report that it was just the lady parked and forgot to put it in park…

PTSD is when those drunk drivers drive all the way through a 7-11, not when a car barely rolls through a window and just shatters the glass
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7 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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In Taiwan, they actually have professional cryers at funerals.

I suppose families thought the louder you cry, the more you loved the deceased person. For my grandmother's funeral, my aunts ponied up for a professional funeral cryer who wailed into a microphone for an hour - sobs, moans, "grandma, why did you have to die, etc.".

It was annoying as fuck.

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2 hours ago, Superhero said:

In Taiwan, they actually have professional cryers at funerals.

they do it in the states.  it’s kind of a thing in the community.  golden gate funeral home in dallas is a big player. 

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11 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

"6 hits off of Nolan" is saying Nolan had all the hits in this encounter. If it helps, substitute "off of" with "from" as they are doing the same lifting but it's clearer (though you lose the baseball idiom).

Disagree.  If a batter gets a hit, it's off the pitch/pitcher.  From and off of are two different things.  From and by would be the same.

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8 hours ago, Superhero said:

In Taiwan, they actually have professional cryers at funerals.

I suppose families thought the louder you cry, the more you loved the deceased person. For my grandmother's funeral, my aunts ponied up for a professional funeral cryer who wailed into a microphone for an hour - sobs, moans, "grandma, why did you have to die, etc.".

It was annoying as fuck.

>hiring a bunch of hos claiming to be my sidepiece to piss my wife off for the last time.

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14 hours ago, Superhero said:

In Taiwan, they actually have professional cryers at funerals.

I suppose families thought the louder you cry, the more you loved the deceased person. For my grandmother's funeral, my aunts ponied up for a professional funeral cryer who wailed into a microphone for an hour - sobs, moans, "grandma, why did you have to die, etc.".

It was annoying as fuck.

Yep, every once in a while we would see an open bed truck driving around the streets with a bunch of wailing/crying people in back dressed in KKK type robes & hats. 
A few times a couple dozen “mourners” were packed in the back of big dump trucks. The deceased must’ve been well off contruction types. They raised quite a racket.

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7 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Yep, every once in a while we would see an open bed truck driving around the streets with a bunch of wailing/crying people in back dressed in KKK type robes & hats. 

Was that in Taiwan or your Mrs. Brat's hometown of Taylor?

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