Super Bowl LVII: Chiefs vs. Eagles

[Augustus 3061]

1 minute ago, Captain Obvious said:

Are you seriously saying you don't think KC shot up Mahomes' ankle with a cocktail of whatever the hell is legally allowed pre-game and weren't already going to do so during halftime before that re-aggravation? 

LOL at legally allowed.

It's the fucking super bowl

[ztejas 42744]

1 minute ago, Augustus said:

 

Chiefs averaging more yards per play.

[Augustus 3061]

Goddam there are hurricane winds blowing here in Scottsdale.  Wondering if it's swirling into the stadium.

[Underdog 27966]

Welp, time to break this out for Butterface... 

 

[Augustus 3061]

Aw fuck I'm not in the mood for a sb halftime show.  I've heard of Rhianna but don't know any of her music

[Captain Obvious 500]

1 minute ago, Augustus said:

LOL at legally allowed.

It's the fucking super bowl

Exactly.  Hence initial dismissal of the statement that Mahomes should just "shoot it up" as if the Chiefs hadn't already gone that route before a single fucking snap.

[Surly Bevo 24247]

Mahommes walking normally into locker room

IT'S SCRIPTED 🙄

[Horn80 5978]

Great first half by Eagles.  Chiefs look over matched on both sides.

[Stunns38 3239]

Are you seriously saying you don't think KC shot up Mahomes' ankle with a cocktail of whatever the hell is legally allowed pre-game and weren't already going to do so during halftime before that re-aggravation? 

Are you seriously making a fucking big deal out of a simple comment and just starting shit for no reason? Go back to mom’s basement.

[TexArcher 36904]

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Chiefs averaging more yards per play.

Maybe they'll go full aggy and put Super Bowl Yards Per Play Champions on Arrowhead after they finish losing this by 24?

[ztejas 42744]

My girl Rihanna killin it. 

[Underdog 27966]

She preggo? 

[tbone_ 13968]

Wow this is really good

[Pam Cummings 9409]

The Eagles are officially the luckiest team ever.

[Stunns38 3239]

2012 flashbacks

[po elvis 2070]

Just now, ztejas said:

My girl Rihanna killin it. 

i miss Bon Jovi.

[Modessit 5582]

She preggo? 

I was just wondering that.

[Surly Bevo 24247]

That's one talented preggo butterface.

[SHOOTER12 8766]

42 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Right tackle moving early.  No penalty.

 

42 minutes ago, Augustus said:

That's a fucking false start I don't care what the rules say.

 I think I've seen 3 false starts, and 2 delay of games that were not called.

[WhatTheBuck 28574]

Just now, Underdog said:

She preggo? 

Just fat. 

[Horn80 5978]

Lip sync or not?

[ztejas 42744]

Just now, Horn80 said:

Lip sync or not?

Nah she's singing

[cactusflinthead 26791]

Oompa loompa dancers make a comeback 

[tbone_ 13968]

Karaoke is so entertaining to watch

[Fastbreak 3886]

Nah she's singing

Lol

[YChang 3365]

Just now, Horn80 said:

Lip sync or not?

Aren’t they all?

[Bullneck 18617]

42 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

He's not...he can move his back leg.  It sucks, but it's a loophole in the rules.  

I did not know that.  

[sdm 828]

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

The Eagles are officially the luckiest team ever.

Fuck the Eagles!

[TexArcher 36904]

Just now, ztejas said:

Nah she's singing

Lol, no.

[txhorns 2400]

This halftime show reminds me of Squid Games

[tbone_ 13968]

Nah she's singing

Not anywhere close to all of it

[Surly Bevo 24247]

She has a kid with ASAP Rocky in May 2022

[RamjetFDO 10543]

Oompa loompa dancers make a comeback 

It's like an Oompa Loompa - Squid Game fusion.

[Captain Obvious 500]

4 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Are you seriously making a fucking big deal out of a simple comment and just starting shit for no reason? Go back to mom’s basement.

Absolutely.  Either the Chiefs or the Eagles get another Superbowl and Dallas gets another year of paying Zeke.  I'm very bitter.

Edited February 13, 2023 by Captain Obvious

[Asu2215 247]

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Just fat. 

Who doesn't like fourth, and fifth, meal?

[Bullneck 18617]

This halftime show seems a bit risque.  

[Jshep34 2294]

This is garbage.

[Modessit 5582]

According to the webz she had a baby 9 months ago.

[SizzleChest 8032]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Nah she's singing

 

[Stunns38 3239]

Absolutely.  Either the Chiefs or the Eagles get another Superbowl and Dallas gets another year of paying Zeke.  I'm very bitter.

Lol , at least you’re not a Bears fan like me.

[TexArcher 36904]

Just now, Bullneck said:

This halftime show seems a bit risque.  

All of Utah is writing strongly worded emails right now.

The only part I find offensive is the "music."

[tbone_ 13968]

Kinda cool when she grabs her clam though

[Mullet Free 40]

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

She preggo? 

Has to be. Big stomach, cant even dance.

[Surly Bevo 24247]

Just now, Bullneck said:

I did not know that.  

Yea it's a strange loophole.  I posted a guy talking about it earlier in the thread, but as long as the front foot stays planted and you keep the body "still" you can rearrange your back foot, which means you can drop the foot.  If you watch Johnson that is what he is doing.   Probably learned that shit at OU, along with how to hold.  

[WhatTheBuck 28574]

If you use AutoTune it means you can’t sing. 

[Modessit 5582]

My kid walked in and saw this, then said, "Why does this look like Among Us?"

[AUS-97HORN 11546]

all I am seeing is white bunny suits.

 

oh yeah and Rhianna in red

 

 

[immamac 41337]

This is the worst halftime show ever. 

[ztejas 42744]

2 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

Lol

 

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Lol, no.

 

2 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Not anywhere close to all of it

Not all of it but she's definitely singing a good amount. 

[Stunns38 3239]