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Just now, Scraps said:

Teeing off on this chump

Almost literally. A nice evening at the driving range. 

110 MPH off the bat of yordan. JFC 

Edited by Mo Horn

C’mon Abreu.   Errbody hittin homers off this meat.   What’s up with these weak ass singles?

Just now, Mo Horn said:

110 MPH off the bat of yordan. JFC 

Imagine if he had a driver rather than a 9 iron.

3 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I mean seriously what in the holy hell is the imbecile fucking manager doing? Fuck this bullshit. Professional fucking malpractice. Playing with a hand tied behind your back.

There is no justification for this lineup. None. No rationalization. This is straight-up idiotic if your objective is to attempt to win.

 

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I did not have Burnes giving up homers to Julks, Maldonado, and Dubon.  Is their humidor broken?  Maybe the Judge balls got mislabeled?

Edited by runthebone

Texas boy gonna get rocked

Its Hoby Milner

13 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Are we a team that has depth now?


Bring back Hensley and start dubon in cf 

There we go Bregs.

Bases juiced with 1 down for Yordan. New pitcher. Make them pay.

Here comes the lefty.  

Please don't throw me in that briar patch.


Bring back Hensley and start dubon in cf 
No
1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Texas boy gonna get rocked

Its Hoby Milner

Damn, poor guy

It's not bad enough that baseball managers look goofy AF in uniforms, but Craig Council manages to look like a boy scout leaving a Robin Hood convention.

Must be trying to impress his priest.

Edited by slorch

By the rocket's red fucking glare

No mercy.  f the usurpers.

I would never pitch to him with the bases loaded.

4 hours ago, Scraps said:

It just too easy

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keep this line up for every remaining game !

 

3 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I mean seriously what in the holy hell is the imbecile fucking manager doing? Fuck this bullshit. Professional fucking malpractice. Playing with a hand tied behind your back.

There is no justification for this lineup. None. No rationalization. This is straight-up idiotic if your objective is to attempt to win.

 


Put this on a plaque and post it in the dig out !

47 RBIs in 47 team games

On 5/21/2023 at 1:09 PM, runthebone said:

Are they putting in a LHRP to face Yordan?  Mark it 5.

One day off, haha.

 

Dumbasses.

https://www.mlb.com/press-release/astros-acquire-cuban-if-of-yordan-alvarez-from-dodgers-193027276

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HOUSTON, TX - The Houston Astros have acquired Cuban minor league infielder/outfielder Yordan Alvarez from the Los Angeles Dodgers in exchange for right-handed pitcher Josh Fields. The announcement was made by Astros General Manager Jeff Luhnow.  Alvarez, 19, was signed earlier this year by the Dodgers as an international free agent on June 15, 2016, out of Las Tunas, Cuba. The 6-foot-4, left-handed hitting first baseman/outfielder last played for Las Tunas in Cuba's Serie Nacional in 2014, hitting .351 (39x111) with 17 RBI in 40 games as a 17-year-old. He has two years of professional experience in Cuba (2013-14). "Alvarez is a player with exciting offensive upside," said Astros Director of Pro Scouting Kevin Goldstein. "He has excellent power for a teenager, as well as a feel to hit. He has also demonstrated great athleticism for a player of his size." Fields, 30, has spent most of his season at Triple A Fresno, where he's posted a 1-0 record with one save and a 1.65 ERA (5ER/27.1IP) in 23 games. He made 15 appearances for the Astros this season before being optioned to Triple A on May 12.

 

https://www.mlb.com/press-release/astros-acquire-cuban-if-of-yordan-alvarez-from-dodgers-193027276
HOUSTON, TX - The Houston Astros have acquired Cuban minor league infielder/outfielder Yordan Alvarez from the Los Angeles Dodgers in exchange for right-handed pitcher Josh Fields. The announcement was made by Astros General Manager Jeff Luhnow.  Alvarez, 19, was signed earlier this year by the Dodgers as an international free agent on June 15, 2016, out of Las Tunas, Cuba. The 6-foot-4, left-handed hitting first baseman/outfielder last played for Las Tunas in Cuba's Serie Nacional in 2014, hitting .351 (39x111) with 17 RBI in 40 games as a 17-year-old. He has two years of professional experience in Cuba (2013-14). "Alvarez is a player with exciting offensive upside," said Astros Director of Pro Scouting Kevin Goldstein. "He has excellent power for a teenager, as well as a feel to hit. He has also demonstrated great athleticism for a player of his size." Fields, 30, has spent most of his season at Triple A Fresno, where he's posted a 1-0 record with one save and a 1.65 ERA (5ER/27.1IP) in 23 games. He made 15 appearances for the Astros this season before being optioned to Triple A on May 12.
 

Still can’t believe they gave away a generational talent for the equivalent of like Ronel Blanco. This should be the only thing anyone talks about ever.
3 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

I would never pitch to him with the bases loaded.

Probably safer

On 5/20/2023 at 3:40 PM, henrygandorf said:

who sits in the dugout and is like, "well, yordan is coming up so let's get a lefty warm"?

a righty would probably disarm him at this point.

quoted for lazy.

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