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I imagine his arm was numb after that.  Even robots can be damaged.

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My lineup recommendation for today based on recent performance: 

2B Altuve

RF Dubón

SS Peña

1B Singleton

DH Maldonado

3B Bregman

C Díaz

LF McCormick

CF Meyers 

Very recent performance. 

MLB released the WS schedule earlier this week, not sure if it was discussed.  There are only two off days, 7 games in 9 days. 

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

I imagine his arm was numb after that.  Even robots can be damaged.

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49 minutes ago, runthebone said:

MLB released the WS schedule earlier this week, not sure if it was discussed.  There are only two off days, 7 games in 9 days. 

Umm 

there are always only two off days. (one after game 2 and one after game 5)

 

what’s interesting is 3 off days between end of ALCS if it goes 7 and start of World Series.

They’ve really stretched things back out. Off days between every travel travel day in the earlier rounds. No more condensed LDS/LCS like last year thanks to having to make up the extra games at the end of the season from the lockout.

and its clear they are really, really scared of the NFL which is driving all of this. 

2 ALDS, 2 ALCS (1 if necessary) are the only October postseason games (out of a possible 53 if all series went the max)

https://www.mlb.com/news/2023-mlb-playoff-and-world-series-schedule

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18 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Umm 

there are always only two off days. (one after game 2 and one after game 5)

 

what’s interesting is 3 off days between end of ALCS if it goes 7 and start of World Series.

They’ve really stretched things back out. Off days between every travel travel day in the earlier rounds. No more condensed LDS/LCS like last year thanks to having to make up the extra games at the end of the season from the lockout.

and its clear they are really, really scared of the NFL which is driving all of this. 

2 ALDS, 2 ALCS (1 if necessary) are the only October postseason games (out of a possible 53 if all series went the max)

https://www.mlb.com/news/2023-mlb-playoff-and-world-series-schedule

I guess I forgot that they fucked with the schedule midstream last year.

48 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Umm 

there are always only two off days. (one after game 2 and one after game 5)

 

what’s interesting is 3 off days between end of ALCS if it goes 7 and start of World Series.

They’ve really stretched things back out. Off days between every travel travel day in the earlier rounds. No more condensed LDS/LCS like last year thanks to having to make up the extra games at the end of the season from the lockout.

and its clear they are really, really scared of the NFL which is driving all of this. 

2 ALDS, 2 ALCS (1 if necessary) are the only October postseason games (out of a possible 53 if all series went the max)

https://www.mlb.com/news/2023-mlb-playoff-and-world-series-schedule

That last paragraph should have said “2 ALDS, 2 ALCS (1 if necessary) are the only October Sunday postseason games (out of a possible 53 if all series went the max)”

2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

My lineup recommendation for today based on recent performance: 

2B Altuve

RF Dubón

SS Peña

1B Singleton

DH Maldonado

3B Bregman

C Díaz

LF McCormick

CF Meyers 

Very recent performance. 

Is Tucker on paternity leave?! 

34 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I guess I forgot that they fucked with the schedule midstream last year.

I guess I forgot as well because I have no idea what you are referring to.

Maybe you forgot that last season's postseason schedule was affected by the new CBA and the delayed start of the season due to the ownership lockout?

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Is Tucker on paternity leave?! 

Sir he went 0-for-4 against pitching that Maldonado owned all night. Eat some bench, Tuck.

Sounds like I shouldn't have been busy last night and miss watching the game. 
Or, Astros Fandom and Baseball Superstition demands you cannot watch any more games until we lose a couple in a row. So see you in Spring.
21 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

I guess I forgot as well because I have no idea what you are referring to.

Maybe you forgot that last season's postseason schedule was affected by the new CBA and the delayed start of the season due to the ownership lockout?

Rain postponement

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

Sir he went 0-for-4 against pitching that Maldonado owned all night. Eat some bench, Tuck.

 

Cold.

But fair.

Nbc Noice GIF by Law & Order

 

I'm sure the national broadcast tonight is not going to talk about Ohtani very much

That lineup makes me hard. 2nd time all year we played the best lineup we could. 

15 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Good lineup 

 

 

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Our best 6 hitters in the top 6 spots again.  How novel.

Remaining SoS:

#8: Rays
#12: Rangers
#24: Orioles
#26: Astros 
#27: Mariners

Maton, Abreu IL (Abreu not official but coming). Mushinski and Hensley up 

Bannon, Madris, Hensley, Kessinger, and Salazar have combined for 2 HR and 4 RBI in 185 AB this season.

Singleton has 2 HR and 5 RBI in 8 AB.

6 hours ago, runthebone said:

MLB released the WS schedule earlier this week, not sure if it was discussed.  There are only two off days, 7 games in 9 days. 

anything that favors a deeper staff is good for the Astros.

Gotta get there first.

 

(Oh furk i am in time out.  Scratch that.)

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canadian pacific GIF
 

 

this train is warming up, the home stretch is just around the corner 

 

Choo Choo mother fuckers !

Dontrelle Willis looks like my boy beet

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53 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

canadian pacific GIF
 

 

this train is warming up, the home stretch is just around the corner 

 

Choo Choo mother fuckers !

Shush cliche guy. Finish your bbq 

Maldonado always an excellent interview. 
Yeah cause it means hes not playing

Fox baseball coverage format is to talk to bench players about random nonsense bullshit while a game is going on

Riveting TV the last two innings.

CALL THE FUCKING GAME!

It would only have been worth it if they had asked Maldonado how he was able to make Ohtani into such a great pitcher in such a limited amount of time catching him

This is some unenthusiastic baseball.

Best lineup of the year and 9 guys hit thru 3 innings.  Because of course, baseball. 

This fucker just bat flip a groundout?

Just had to get past dildo windup

35 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Maldonado always an excellent interview. 

"They wanted interview...they got interview." 

Had to turn the radio on and those douchebags off. That’s worst tv commentary I’ve heard in a while 

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