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    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

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On NBC News just moments ago they said that Eastman's attorney has confirmed that he is co-conspirator #2. 

What time does the arraignment happen on Thursday?  And with whom do I speak to about buying drugs 45 minutes prior to that?  

40 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

A fake indictment.

I really, really, really hope that someday soon, he's bitching about a fake conviction, his fake imprisonment, and his fake beating and assault at the hands of his fellow inmates.....

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If that comes to pass, I'll fake feel sorry for him.

 

But I'll believe it all when I finally see it, and not a split-second before then.  

Hell, in this timeline, his chances of winning the 2024 election just went up 5%.

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13 minutes ago, Lurch said:


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after a fair trial, silly

41 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

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1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

What time does the arraignment happen on Thursday?  And with whom do I speak to about buying drugs 45 minutes prior to that?  

For as much time as you spend on campus, you ain’t got a hookup?

also, fuck you Trump for making me feel slightly favorable for Mike Pence

28 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Just save us the time and off yourself already you fat tub of shit.

No, no. No no no no. I don't want him taking the easy way out.

I want to see him tried, convicted, and sentenced. I want to see him serve time. HE MUST LIVE TO SEE THE INSIDE OF A CELL.

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

For as much time as you spend on campus, you ain’t got a hookup?

Not really a hot look for dudes my age to be getting drugs from undergrads.  However, I do know a couple of professors and administrators well north of 50 that party way harder than I expected.  

25 minutes ago, CowboyFred said:

Twice Impeached, Thrice Indicted 45

2, 3, 4 5.

it like rhymes n shit

of course that's all gonna be messed with once Georgia finishes their shit

INDICTED IN DC--Bad Brains probably.

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25 minutes ago, yoladu said:

on reflection i think #5 might be Kenneth Cheseboro

I believe you are correct, sir.

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If Trump wins the presidential election he may have to resign over this. 

Thrice indicted, twice impeached, rapist and disgraced former President Donald Trump.

21 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Shame the tweet gets cut off:

 
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Special Counsel Jack Smith's Statement moments ago:
 
This is in regards to the 3rd indictment of Former President Donald Trump. This Trump indictment is yet another case in which Republicans will likely attack law enforcement and the DOJ.
 
Just remember that we should all agree that a speedy and fair trial is important here. If Trump is not guilty he and his supporters should be calling for the same.
 
I urge ALL Americans to go read the entire indictment before weighing in on social media.

 

 
I don't think Trump's supporters read.
And take your cult with you, please.

Someone needs to start a rumor that Trump will rise from the dead if enough voters write him in on the ballot for next 3-4 presidential cycles.
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Months ago, during the Committee hearings, I predicted the conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding much as it has been pled here.

Also, all you nattering nabobs of negativity can gobble my crank.  You can quibble with the timing, but here it is.  Fuckin told ya.

1 minute ago, Woland said:


Someone needs to start a rumor that Trump will rise from the dead if enough voters write him in on the ballot for next 3-4 presidential cycles.

or never died ala JFK Jr. whatever to keep the waterheads entertained.

13 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

@Rimbo

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12 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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after a fair trial, silly

I was actually just laughing at your geriatric screen shot
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3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Months ago, during the Committee hearings, I predicted the conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding much as it has been pled here.

Also, all you nattering nabobs of negativity can gobble my crank.  You can quibble with the timing, but here it is.  Fuckin told ya.

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Trump's turbofucked.

14 minutes ago, tx ind said:

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3390092/2

I made it about 15 posts in, no words.

 

These people exist.  There are 10s of millions of them.  They are not going away.  They are only getting more deranged.

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Months ago, during the Committee hearings, I predicted the conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding much as it has been pled here.

Also, all you nattering nabobs of negativity can gobble my crank.  You can quibble with the timing, but here it is.  Fuckin told ya.

Cool.  When a huge swath of the country won't believe anything that makes Trump look bad -- he could literally take the stand and say "I knew it all was a crime, I wanted to commit a crime, I'm a criminal, I love criming, and I'm guilty of all the criming they say I did!", and they would never sway from their belief that he is literally anointed by God to lead America -- WTF do we do with that?  

Nevermind that these are federal charges, they go to this SCOTUS, and good fucking luck with that.  Just do the math on how we make it through that many people, and functionally the entire GQP leadership, standing behind a motherfucking criminal, with zero wavering or compromise.

11 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

No, no. No no no no. I don't want him taking the easy way out.

I want to see him tried, convicted, and sentenced. I want to see him serve time. HE MUST LIVE TO SEE THE INSIDE OF A CELL.

Fuck that.  We need to be rid of him.  Him dying is the second best possible outcome.  The best possible outcome is a massive stroke where he becomes incapacitated and then people can make fun of him like he makes fun of disabled people.

6 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Months ago, during the Committee hearings, I predicted the conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding much as it has been pled here.

Also, all you nattering nabobs of negativity can gobble my crank.  You can quibble with the timing, but here it is.  Fuckin told ya.

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11 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Thrice indicted, twice impeached, rapist and disgraced former President Donald Trump.

"He's just like us!"

For those of you law dogs more familiar with federal criminal sentencing guidelines, how much time is this clown looking at on conviction?

Just now, Brisketexan said:

These people exist.  There are 10s of millions of them.  They are not going away.  They are only getting more deranged.

Cool.  When a huge swath of the country won't believe anything that makes Trump look bad -- he could literally take the stand and say "I knew it all was a crime, I wanted to commit a crime, I'm a criminal, I love criming, and I'm guilty of all the criming they say I did!", and they would never sway from their belief that he is literally anointed by God to lead America -- WTF do we do with that?  

Nevermind that these are federal charges, they go to this SCOTUS, and good fucking luck with that.  Just do the math on how we make it through that many people, and functionally the entire GQP leadership, standing behind a motherfucking criminal, with zero wavering or compromise.

None of that matters.  Everyone was saying Merrick Garland was too big a pussy to bring criminal charges against Trump, blah blah blah.

Granted, Garland didn't bring these charges himself, and he never would have, but he appointed the man who did and seems to have made a superlative choice. I think I was the only one defending him.

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1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

None of that matters.  Everyone was saying Merrick Garland was too big a pussy to bring criminal charges against Trump, blah blah blah.

Granted, Garland didn't bring these charges himself, and he never would have, but he appointed the man who did and seems to have made a superlative choice. I think I was the only one defending him.

And we've all been burned too many times ("we got him" gif).

I'll believe it when he's in an orange jumpsuit, spending his first night in prison, and not one second before.  Not because that's what the law says, but because the rule of law is on tenuous, unstable footing.  All it takes is enough of our power structure (read: the entire GQP and their fucking deranged base) to say "nah, we opt out of the rule of law," and it's game fucking over.  The thing that has been a problem since they started making up shit with birtherism, and has only gotten worse, is reaching its culmination point.

Either the rule of law will prevail.  Or it will die.

That it is even being tested to this extent (compare to how the Republican party came around and supported the law when Nixon was the issue) is a horrific outcome in and of itself.

And if Trump is convicted....prepare for a lot of shit to burn.

Same if the GQP does an end-around on his conviction.  We're on dangerous fucking ground.  And it is all the fucking GQP's fault, and every person who continues to support that party is a fucking traitor.

Yeah, I think we may have crossed the Rubicon here.  Trump finally has to answer in court, and while a conviction might be as unlikely as it is in any criminal trial, the politics have been removed from the equation.  Jurors will do what they will, it's not a slam dunk, but Trump is going to have to stand trial, which a whole 'nother level of shit that he's never really had to deal with.

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

A black woman.

Trump calling her “nasty” in 5, 4, 3, 2…

Could co-conspirator #6 be Ginny Thomas?

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

A black woman.

Trump calling her “nasty” in 5, 4, 3, 2…


She kind of looks like the might be a lesbian, too. 

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

A black woman.

Trump calling her “nasty” in 5, 4, 3, 2…

That would be him being tame. It’s going to be ugly 

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And we've all been burned too many times ("we got him" gif).

I'll believe it when he's in an orange jumpsuit, spending his first night in prison, and not one second before.  Not because that's what the law says, but because the rule of law is on tenuous, unstable footing.  All it takes is enough of our power structure (read: the entire GQP and their fucking deranged base) to say "nah, we opt out of the rule of law," and it's game fucking over.  The thing that has been a problem since they started making up shit with birtherism, and has only gotten worse, is reaching its culmination point.

Either the rule of law will prevail.  Or it will die.

That it is even being tested to this extent (compare to how the Republican party came around and supported the law when Nixon was the issue) is a horrific outcome in and of itself.

And if Trump is convicted....prepare for a lot of shit to burn.

Same if the GQP does an end-around on his conviction.  We're on dangerous fucking ground.  And it is all the fucking GQP's fault, and every person who continues to support that party is a fucking traitor.

I should say, in the context of what I said, none of that matters.  Of course it matters.

But I was confining myself to whether he would ever face criminal charges for 1/6.  Answered.

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how do we get Stephen Miller rolled into some of these indictments?

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And we've all been burned too many times ("we got him" gif).

Except that, as has been described time and time again by people much smarter than me, Trump has never gotten away with any federal criminal charges. Zero. Zip. Nada.

And criminal court is not the same as civil court.

You'd think that you, an actual lawyer, would know that there's a difference.

4 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


I have no idea that this means. I don't speak lawyer.

It's her husband.

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