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15 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

^ I'll help. 

I pray to God that CHIEF Jr. doesn't see this. I don't even know where to get square proportional pizza, and beef patties.

CHIEF

Posted
43 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

I pray to God that CHIEF Jr. doesn't see this. I don't even know where to get square proportional pizza, and beef patties.

CHIEF

For real?  Totinos at any major grocery:

Totinos Pizza 4 Pack Combination Party Frozen - 42.8 Oz - safeway

And you make the patties yourself.  Flatten them out thin, freeze for a bit, then grill.

Come on, man....gonna have to take your 'murica card if you can't get this shit sorted out.

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Am I the only one who doesn't think it looks like the cheese on the pizza slices is even melted?

Good sir, that's because it's "cheese," not cheese.

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On 10/22/2025 at 6:33 PM, Brisketexan said:

Yep.  They actually became a tailgate snack for us years ago - @CHIEF knows.  I'd fill a gallon ziploc with hearts, some oil, and seasoning of choice (often zatarains).  Put on bamboo skewer, grill, eat while drinking beer. 

dove hearts are excellent this way too.

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Posted
22 hours ago, CHIEF said:

I pray to God that CHIEF Jr. doesn't see this. I don't even know where to get square proportional pizza, and beef patties.

CHIEF

Thank god he’s got him mama’s brains. He’ll figure it out. Step aside, Pops. 

Posted
1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

Thank god he’s got him mama’s brains. He’ll figure it out. Step aside, Pops. 

Pizza is so cheap around here, I didn't think about checking the freezer section. Damn First World problems. This might actually be cheaper than his quad patty, quad cheese Whataburger.

CHIEF

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On 11/10/2025 at 10:51 AM, CHIEF said:

I pray to God that CHIEF Jr. doesn't see this. I don't even know where to get square proportional pizza, and beef patties.

CHIEF

Pizza is usually round.  Burgers are usually round.  Make big round patties.  I would add onions and japs.

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Posted
2 hours ago, smuggs said:

Did she bring the HEB Tums with it? Boss level.

Honestly, we have those strategically scattered around the house and vehicles.

My stomach says I'm too old to eat most of the stuff on this thread. But my mind says fuck it. Then the pain comes 

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