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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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6 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/06/05/trump-vice-president-picks-records-00161936

Trump is vetting his coterie of nutters for VP, but it seems the puppy killer is not on the list.  All that work dressing and hair styling to look like the Trump family women and no reward.  Damn shame.   

Dibs on "Coterie of Nutters" for band name and/or legalized Texas pornsite.  

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"an unhinged felon who has also been found liable for sexual abuse."

Well, when you put it that way.

I don't get why the gun thing is a big deal when there's so much more flavor to the other ramifications of his dozens of convictions?  

He hasn't handled a weapon since high school.  Never went hunting, that thing that alpha-men, pro 2-A types do.  Never shot at a range.  Never registered to buy a firearm after graduating.  And oh yeah, spoiler alert.  Presidents and former Presidents aren't allowed to even touch a firearm by decree of Secret Service.  They're spinning their wheels on this non-starter.  He can't fucking have one anyway.  Focus on the fun shit.  Like the tradition of a photograph of every Presidential candidate at an election booth pulling the lever.  But this time, it'll be Donald sitting in the lobby of some elementary school while Melania goes in and votes for Biden.  

4 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

I don't know, you guys sound pretty elite/elitist. 

Im pretty sure Macklemore was UPennHorn once upon a time. So yeah I guess we have some “elites”

7 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

I don't know, you guys sound pretty elite/elitist. 

Well yeah, on here.  But not in real life.  Literally this week, the physician at the end of my street texted me to ask for some equipment and chorin' help because he said, and I quote, "You seem like a wheel-barrow kinda guy."  

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14 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Well yeah, on here.  But not in real life.  Literally this week, the physician at the end of my street texted me to ask for some equipment and chorin' help because he said, and I quote, "You seem like a wheel-barrow kinda guy."  

I assume you replied, “I have wheelbarrow people….. if I remembered to feed them.”

57 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

 

So, I just report that from the field and voice of field, as I know the majority on this thread probably don't have an intersection of real, healthy relationships that include anyone who isn't a dyed-in-wool (D), of what some of your real life neighbors and co-workers are really thinking.

 

What utterly stupid drivel. Any liberal who grew up in Texas is probably one of the only liberal people they know. 

8 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I assume you replied, “I have wheelbarrow people….. if I remembered to feed them.”

No, I do all my own yardwork.  But I did ask him to take a look at my rash and to borrow his bike lock.  I felt like Tom Hanks in that "Black Jeopardy" MAGA sketch a few years back.  "Now Jimmy fixed my refrigerator, my truck, and my cat for $40"  

25 minutes ago, Helobious said:

What utterly stupid drivel. Any liberal who grew up in Texas is probably one of the only liberal people they know. 

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/06/05/trump-vice-president-picks-records-00161936

Trump is vetting his coterie of nutters for VP, but it seems the puppy killer is not on the list.  All that work dressing and hair styling to look like the Trump family women and no reward.  Damn shame.   

Please pick Ben Carson, had no idea that guy was waiting in the wings.

Things going well for MAGA

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8 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Things going well for MAGA

Thank you. I have previously tried (and failed) to come up with a positive for global warming.

9 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Things going well for MAGA

Hopefully a few less voters come November.  At least 3 have been carted out from what I've read.  

Heat stroke! 
Heat stroke! 
Heat stroke! 
Heat stroke! 

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Heat stroke! 
Heat stroke! 
Heat stroke! 
Heat stroke! 

Flavor Aid!

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29 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Things going well for MAGA

Fat, Dehydrated, and Stupid is no way go through political life son.  

 

23 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Heat stroke! 
Heat stroke! 
Heat stroke! 
Heat stroke! 

i’ll take “how do people masturbate in Texas” for $100 Alex

39 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Now is the perfect time to ask that asshole in public about climate change. But God hates us.

40 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Thank you. I have previously tried (and failed) to come up with a positive for global warming.

It’s always been hot in Phoenix in June, libtard!

29 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Live video feeds of women’s holding cells? FFS, what a scumbag.

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2000: Arpaio launches a “jail cam” website showing livestreams of inmates from inside the jail. The site receives 3 million visitors and crashes on the first day.

2001: Following complaints, Arpaio turns off one of the jail cameras that showed female inmates using the toilet, which had been picked up by porn websites.

2004: A court rules that Arpaio’s jail cameras violate the rights of pre-trial detainees, who have not been convicted of crimes.

 

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s always been hot in Phoenix in June, libtard!

my sweet Summer child, do you really think something like a fact will stop the press from picking up and running a story that they want to write anyway?

” Trump denies global warming while his supporters drop from heat stroke!”

I’m watching an exclusive interview Biden is doing with ABC’s David Muir right now. The positive is that he is coherent and capable. The really scary part is that he is so quiet and slow in his speaking that he comes across as a feeble old man. This is not going to play well in the debates with Joe Dipshit Merica. It’s actually quite shocking to watch and listen to him. He sounds olddddd.  

7 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I’m watching an exclusive interview Biden is doing with ABC’s David Muir right now. The positive is that he is coherent and capable. The really scary part is that he is so quiet and slow in his speaking that he comes across as a feeble old man. This is not going to play well in the debates with Joe Dipshit Merica. It’s actually quite shocking to watch and listen to him. He sounds olddddd.  

There won't be debates, Trump will no show.  

44 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

There won't be debates, Trump will no show.  

 

52 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I’m watching an exclusive interview Biden is doing with ABC’s David Muir right now. The positive is that he is coherent and capable. The really scary part is that he is so quiet and slow in his speaking that he comes across as a feeble old man. This is not going to play well in the debates with Joe Dipshit Merica. It’s actually quite shocking to watch and listen to him. He sounds olddddd.  

Again, Pope Francis is old and enfeebled, but that hasn’t stopped him from becoming perhaps the most consequential pontiff since JohnXXIII. Biden’s mental acuity and cognition are fine. His experience on the world stage well positions him for such a time as this.

8 minutes ago, Satchel said:

 

Again, Pope Francis is old and enfeebled, but that hasn’t stopped him from becoming perhaps the most consequential pontiff since JohnXXIII. Biden’s mental acuity and cognition are fine. His experience on the world stage well positions him for such a time as this.

Yeah but he's old as fuck and people are not wrong for not liking that. This isn't the fucking papacy. 

7 minutes ago, immamac said:

Yeah but he's old as fuck and people are not wrong for not liking that. This isn't the fucking papacy. 

No kidding. A comparison to the Pope is ridiculous for many reasons. 

Exactly.  You can't bike to get ice cream in that goofy ass cloak and hat.  Never mind Popes aren't allowed to wear sunglasses.  

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6 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

I give you the front line troops for the upcoming civil war.  

24 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I give you the front line troops for the upcoming civil war.  

Speaking of politics, the nominees for President of Del Boca-Phase West don't look so great.  

10 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Has 80yr old Biden slowed down, is less sharp than in his prime, and had "bad moments"??  Sure... as have all of us over the age of 40.   

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1 hour ago, immamac said:

Yeah but he's old as fuck and people are not wrong for not liking that. This isn't the fucking papacy. 

Why would Biden being old and capable be less important that his just being old?

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4 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Why would Biden being old and capable be less important that his just being old?

Because the majority of this country is a bunch of morons who vote based upon superficial looks and mannerisms rather than actual capabilities and qualifications. Duh. 

27 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Speaking of politics, the nominees for President of Del Boca-Phase West don't look so great.  

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Flood Spanish media with this message ….

 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Why do incels exist? 

What does involuntary celibacy have to do with my question?

24 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Flood Spanish media with this message ….

 

They don't care. Low information voters that only vote with the Catholic block

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

What is supposed to be deceptive about the one on the left?  Looks like an old man sitting down.

Right wing twitter said he was shitting his pants. “Pooping” was trending because of it. 

8 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Right wing twitter said he was shitting his pants. “Pooping” was trending because of it. 

They are nothing if not amazingly fucking predictable. 

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