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Just now, 'stache said:

No fucking way. Can you imagine the “fact checking” cryons they would employ? All she has to say is that she’s not appearing on a network that admitted in open court that they do not consider themselves journalists and had to pay almost a billion dollars in defamation settlements. Anyone who says they won’t vote for her because of that wasn’t voting for her anyway.

If the agreement with Baier or Hume or MacCallum, it would be different.  

But at no point should anyone agree to debate a Republican with their cheerleader moderating it.  Baier, Hume, MacCallum are actually competent people, even though they work for Fox News.  Baier being a former WH Correspondent, Hume was with ABC for 23 years and MacCallum has a ton of town halls and debates under her belt. 

There is not going to be another debate though.  This is just Trump posturing and trying to look like he didn't just get his ass beat by a black woman.

Posted
3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

If the agreement with Baier or Hume or MacCallum, it would be different.  

But at no point should anyone agree to debate a Republican with their cheerleader moderating it.  Baier, Hume, MacCallum are actually competent people, even though they work for Fox News.  Baier being a former WH Correspondent, Hume was with ABC for 23 years and MacCallum has a ton of town halls and debates under her belt. 

There is not going to be another debate though.  This is just Trump posturing and trying to look like he didn't just get his ass beat by a black woman.

Uhhh, on Hume ...

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Dude has serious brainworms these days.

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Posted
Just now, Gap03 said:

Uhhh, on Hume ...

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Dude has serious brainworms these days.

Okay, maybe not Hume.  I forgot he called Biden senile and criticized him for wearing a mask in 2020. 

Posted
9 hours ago, Chopper said:

Nate Silver says if you watched with the sound off, Trump's performance was better. And he was serious.

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Nate Silver reminds me of Ian Boyd.

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Posted
9 hours ago, Chopper said:

Nate Silver says if you watched with the sound off, Trump's performance was better. And he was serious.

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"11.  Plus, when you watch the debate with the sound off, you will undoubtedly note that she is brown.  It also helps if you play some ebonics videos from YouTube in the background to reinforce that she is, in fact, brown / black.  By that measure, Trump's performance in the debate should resonate with the rural white male voters."

/Nate Silver  

Posted

He's actually crying.

Trump on Fox & Friends this morning threatens ABC: "They're a news organization. They have to be licensed to do it. They ought to take away their license for the way they did that."

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

God it can't get to Texas soon enough.  I cannot WAIT to vote against that motherfucker AGAIN.  This needs to be it.  This has to be the last gasp.  He needs to be gone forever.

8 more weeks of him in the spotlight and us having to worry about him, followed by 12 weeks of him trying to overturn the election (assuming he loses).  So we have at minimum another 20 weeks of having that piece of shit at the center of American politics.

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Posted
20 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Possibly interesting data point from the WP:

After Taylor Swift endorsed Harris, encouraging her fans to register to vote, Google recorded a surge in people wanting to register to vote. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/09/11/taylor-swift-endorses-searches-voter-registration-jump/

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Some Assistant Attorney General in Paxton’s office just got tasked with how to get a search warrant for Taylor Swift’s home.

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Posted
13 minutes ago, Chopper said:

This is great.

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Imagine being one of her kids and seeing that face when you get home from school or try to tell a lie when busted for staying out later than allowed.

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Posted
1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Imagine being one of her kids and seeing that face when you get home from school or try to tell a lie when busted for staying out later than allowed.

Doug’s kids were much older when she married him. Like 15 and 20. I’m sure Ella has seen it lol

Posted

This whole thing with Haitians eating cats -- they're trying to make it their own couch fucking moment on the internet, but they can't make it work because they're

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weird.

 

What makes the Vance couch fucking thing work (even though it's played out now) is the absolute absurdity of it it. A) There are no victims except for the butt of the joke, Vance; B) It's objectively funny picturing a recently post-pubescent, sweaty teenage Vance desperately trying to get his nut with a couch; and C) No one of any stature in the party actually tried to convince anyone it was a true story -- just a wink and a nod to the joke.

These fucking psychos run with some shit where A) There would be real victims like Mr. Whiskers, Fluffy, and Sir Meowsalot; B) The purported perpetrators are an underprivileged minority group, allowing Trump/Vance to punch down on an out-group; C) The "joke" gives license to the Cult to go out and hunt down immigrants as if they were a threat; and D) That interview with Vance and Trump's comments in the debate aren't sly little references to the joke. They're talking about it as if it were really happening as if they actually believed the bullshit story which, either way, reveals how disturbingly weird these fuckers are.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Doug’s kids were much older when she married him. Like 15 and 20. I’m sure Ella has seen it lol

Still applies. My dad scared the shit out of me when I would come back from UT to visit. That look does not go away when you get older. Hell, your boss.

I want Kamala on my side dammit.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

The purported perpetrators are an underprivileged minority group, allowing Trump/Vance to punch down on an out-group;

Conservative “humor” in a nutshell 

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Posted (edited)
8 minutes ago, bolverk said:

This whole thing with Haitians eating cats -- they're trying to make it their own couch fucking moment on the internet, but they can't make it work because they're

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weird.

 

What makes the Vance couch fucking thing work (even though it's played out now) is the absolute absurdity of it it. A) There are no victims except for the butt of the joke, Vance; B) It's objectively funny picturing a recently post-pubescent, sweaty teenage Vance desperately trying to get his nut with a couch; and C) No one of any stature in the party actually tried to convince anyone it was a true story -- just a wink and a nod to the joke.

These fucking psychos run with some shit where A) There would be real victims like Mr. Whiskers, Fluffy, and Sir Meowsalot; B) The purported perpetrators are an underprivileged minority group, allowing Trump/Vance to punch down on an out-group; C) The "joke" gives license to the Cult to go out and hunt down immigrants as if they were a threat; and D) That interview with Vance and Trump's comments in the debate aren't sly little references to the joke. They're talking about it as if it were really happening as if they actually believed the bullshit story which, either way, reveals how disturbingly weird these fuckers are.

I would love to see fat ass MAGA trying to "hunt down" Haitians. They are the hardest people I have ever worked with or known. Ran circles around Europe's best armies.

All Trump had to do about Haiti is 1- remind them about Clinton (very real in Haitian minds) and 2- Promise to send in 250 US troops (who are probably already on stand by for Haiti).

Nah, gonna call them cat eaters. Next will be against Peruvians and Ecuadorans for eating guinea pigs.

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Posted
Just now, Js1 said:

Conservative “humor” in a nutshell 

Absolutely. I used to enjoy the lol pic thread but it seemingly has become a refuge for our conservative crowd and half the content now is just reposts making fun of minorities in some capacity.

Posted
5 minutes ago, bolverk said:

This whole thing with Haitians eating cats -- they're trying to make it their own couch fucking moment on the internet, but they can't make it work because they're

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weird.

 

What makes the Vance couch fucking thing work (even though it's played out now) is the absolute absurdity of it it. A) There are no victims except for the butt of the joke, Vance; B) It's objectively funny picturing a recently post-pubescent, sweaty teenage Vance desperately trying to get his nut with a couch; and C) No one of any stature in the party actually tried to convince anyone it was a true story -- just a wink and a nod to the joke.

These fucking psychos run with some shit where A) There would be real victims like Mr. Whiskers, Fluffy, and Sir Meowsalot; B) The purported perpetrators are an underprivileged minority group, allowing Trump/Vance to punch down on an out-group; C) The "joke" gives license to the Cult to go out and hunt down immigrants as if they were a threat; and D) That interview with Vance and Trump's comments in the debate aren't sly little references to the joke. They're talking about it as if it were really happening as if they actually believed the bullshit story which, either way, reveals how disturbingly weird these fuckers are.

In that Collins interview, Vance, while defending himself, said something like "I don't know if any of these rumors are true". It's like the entire republican party adopted Trump's "I'm going to say anything I want and it doesn't matter, and I will even say out loud that what I am saying is bullshit and it doesn't matter."

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Posted (edited)
11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Doug’s kids were much older when she married him. Like 15 and 20. I’m sure Ella has seen it lol

Hell, I’m sure Doug has seen it

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Posted
11 minutes ago, bolverk said:

This whole thing with Haitians eating cats -- they're trying to make it their own couch fucking moment on the internet, but they can't make it work because they're

...wait for it...

  Hide contents

weird.

 

What makes the Vance couch fucking thing work (even though it's played out now) is the absolute absurdity of it it. A) There are no victims except for the butt of the joke, Vance; B) It's objectively funny picturing a recently post-pubescent, sweaty teenage Vance desperately trying to get his nut with a couch; and C) No one of any stature in the party actually tried to convince anyone it was a true story -- just a wink and a nod to the joke.

These fucking psychos run with some shit where A) There would be real victims like Mr. Whiskers, Fluffy, and Sir Meowsalot; B) The purported perpetrators are an underprivileged minority group, allowing Trump/Vance to punch down on an out-group; C) The "joke" gives license to the Cult to go out and hunt down immigrants as if they were a threat; and D) That interview with Vance and Trump's comments in the debate aren't sly little references to the joke. They're talking about it as if it were really happening as if they actually believed the bullshit story which, either way, reveals how disturbingly weird these fuckers are.

A professor amplified/added some crucial context

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Posted
1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Megyn Kelly melting down over Taylor Swift endorsing Kamala/Walz is the drug I didn't know I needed this morning. 

Is she "bleeding from her wherever" mad

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This is the end,

Beautiful friend,

This is the end,

My only friend, the end

 

Lost in a(n) Roman alt-right wilderness of pain,

And all the children MAGA are insane,

All the children MAGA are insane,

Waiting for the summer covfefe rain, yeah

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Posted
1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Megyn Kelly melting down over Taylor Swift endorsing Kamala/Walz is the drug I didn't know I needed this morning. 

I like how Kelly went through a period where she tried to be mainstream/normal, and then went "Eh no one's buying it. Full maga now I guess." 

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Posted
Just now, Red Five said:

I like how Kelly went through a period where she tried to be mainstream/normal, and then went "Eh no one's buying it. Full maga now I guess." 

Megyn Kelly whining about ABC moderators fact checking Trump when SHE WAS THE FIRST TO BE ATTACKED BY TRUMP FOR DOING THAT is peak idiocy.

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She had a whiny rant where she said "fuck you Taylor". This is apparently because she thinks Walz is going to force kids to be taken from their parents if those kids want gender reassignment surgery and the parents don't want it. Just completely stupid shit. She said Taylor can kiss her Republican support and money goodbye. Yeah, I'm sure the billionaire that sells out stadiums is going to be just fine. 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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This is the end,

Beautiful friend,

This is the end,

My only friend, the end

 

Lost in a(n) Roman alt-right wilderness of pain,

And all the children MAGA are insane,

All the children MAGA are insane,

Waiting for the summer covfefe rain, yeah

It's such a beautiful picture.

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Posted
1 minute ago, mdmost said:

This is apparently because she thinks Walz is going to force kids to be taken from their parents if those kids want gender reassignment surgery and the parents don't want it.

Well Trump did say (not in the debate) that kids are going to school and coming home with different genders.

I must have missed where public schools are chopping off dicks. 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

She had a whiny rant where she said "fuck you Taylor". This is apparently because she thinks Walz is going to force kids to be taken from their parents if those kids want gender reassignment surgery and the parents don't want it. Just completely stupid shit. She said Taylor can kiss her Republican support and money goodbye. Yeah, I'm sure the billionaire that sells out stadiums is going to be just fine. 

What is the Swifty demographic? Not fat white dudes in the SE right? Nah, I think she is safe.

OH NOES, they might boycott the NFL again.

Posted
2 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

Men attending class with underage girls

Matt Gaetz need to get his ass back to Florida.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Well Trump did say (not in the debate) that kids are going to school and coming home with different genders.

I must have missed where public schools are chopping off dicks. 

I get a text message and alert (when my amber alert stuff resets on my phone before I disable it) when a kid is missing in a city 600 miles away from me.

I feel fairly confident that any sex change operations being done in schools would elicit a slight response in the media.

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