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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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Gee, I wonder if/when it comes out that Trump is banging her, if he'll have to drop out a la Gary Hart. Probably. His base wouldn't stand for something like that. 

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43 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Your algorithm may be telling you that and maybe the Clay Travis douchebag's of the world post her clips, but I seriously doubt a bunch of "MAGA" are attending and/or watching a lot of women's basketball LOL.

 

You “seriously doubt it” because you yourself aren’t watching and paying attention. It was 100% clear maga hopped on the Clark train because “someone who looks and acts like us” was playing and it was the direct opposite of Angel Reese, who they hate because of certain things about her. You even had posters here saying “finally, someone I can relate to” and those posters were overwhelmingly far right/maga Surly posters. 

They aren’t watching a lot of basketball in general—they are just watching (and supporting) Clark.

 

 

 

But let’s get this thread back on track…

7 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

The beautiful part of this Loomer situation is: 

1. If Trump keeps her around, it will be very bad for his campaign. Her rhetoric is horrific even by MAGA standards and I'm sure there is plenty of oppo if journalists are willing to dig. She is the ultimate flying monkey for a narcissist like Trump, so I can see him sticking with her. 

2. If Trump dumps Loomer, that is very risky as well. She is clearly a psychopath and a total wild card. She could air all his dirty laundry if she feels like she got fucked over. 

Neither of those will have an ounce of impact on his voters

13 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

The beautiful part of this Loomer situation is: 

1. If Trump keeps her around, it will be very bad for his campaign. Her rhetoric is horrific even by MAGA standards and I'm sure there is plenty of oppo if journalists are willing to dig. She is the ultimate flying monkey for a narcissist like Trump, so I can see him sticking with her. 

2. If Trump dumps Loomer, that is very risky as well. She is clearly a psychopath and a total wild card. She could air all his dirty laundry if she feels like she got fucked over. 

Lady Bug is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO jealous of Loomer

1 hour ago, Frank The Tank said:

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This went up in my neighborhood this morning. Insane. 

Has your dog pissed on it yet? *
 

* if you don’t have a dog, have you?

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

"Merit"???

You know what that's code for

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Just now, Sawbonz said:

Has your dog pissed on it yet? *
 

* if you don’t have a dog, have you?

I have a neighbor a couple of blocks over with a rock/cactus garden that comes right up to the sidewalk.  A few weeks ago they put up a big Trump flag a few feet from the sidewalk.

Every morning as I'm walking my dogs past their house I hock a loogie on the flag.  It's a good way to start the day. 

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

EDIT: @Js1 had these I think

It's paywalled, but you can see the topline trend before the paywall kicks in:

Pre-debate day, it was 49-46 Harris
Post-debate, it was 50-46
Day after that, 50-45

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3 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I have a neighbor a couple of blocks over with a rock/cactus garden that comes right up to the sidewalk.  A few weeks ago they put up a big Trump flag a few feet from the sidewalk.

Every morning as I'm walking my dogs past their house I hock a loogie on the flag.  It's a good way to start the day. 

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27 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I have no experience beyond a lot of UT women's games, but if that's a representative crowd, I'm gonna guess 10% MAGA at most.

No, they're not watching. But they're the ones saying it's bullshit that she wasn't on the Olympic team or that the woke LGBTQ community in the WNBA would never accept her or cut her any slack because she's white and (presumably) heterosexual.

 

24 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

The beautiful part of this Loomer situation is: 

1. If Trump keeps her around, it will be very bad for his campaign. Her rhetoric is horrific even by MAGA standards and I'm sure there is plenty of oppo if journalists are willing to dig. She is the ultimate flying monkey for a narcissist like Trump, so I can see him sticking with her. 

2. If Trump dumps Loomer, that is very risky as well. She is clearly a psychopath and a total wild card. She could air all his dirty laundry if she feels like she got fucked over. 

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I joined a bunch of Reddit conservative and Republican forums under a new user name. I wanted to see how these people are thinking now that the evidence is becoming overwhelming that Trump is unfit to be President. 

I’m happy to report that they are not as dumb as before. Unfortunately, they are dumber. For every single crazy thing he said, they’ve posted crazy news stories from propaganda websites that double down on the crazy. I’m sure many of those sources are North Korean, Russian and China sites. 

It depressing as hell that there are so many dumb people. 

30 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

The beautiful part of this Loomer situation is: 

1. If Trump keeps her around, it will be very bad for his campaign. Her rhetoric is horrific even by MAGA standards and I'm sure there is plenty of oppo if journalists are willing to dig. She is the ultimate flying monkey for a narcissist like Trump, so I can see him sticking with her. 

2. If Trump dumps Loomer, that is very risky as well. She is clearly a psychopath and a total wild card. She could air all his dirty laundry if she feels like she got fucked over. 

Nobody is going to believe anything Loomer says, even if it's about Trump.

36 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

The only reason they showed up early was to collect overtime.

Once again, I'm going to ask the board:

Have you gotten your latest Soros check?  I don't know if it's because I moved recently or what, but where's my money????  You think I'm doing this just because I believe in fact based, low drama, competent governance?  Get real, sheeple. 

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3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I joined a bunch of Reddit conservative and Republican forums under a new user name. I wanted to see how these people are thinking now that the evidence is becoming overwhelming that Trump is unfit to be President. 

I’m happy to report that they are not as dumb as before. Unfortunately, they are dumber. For every single crazy thing he said, they’ve posted crazy news stories from propaganda websites that double down on the crazy. I’m sure many of those sources are North Korean, Russian and China sites. 

It depressing as hell that there are so many dumb people. 

 

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Asking to be sued 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Asking to be sued 

Yup, and then he'll whine about people violating his right to free speech.

 

5 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Once again, I'm going to ask the board:

Have you gotten your latest Soros check?  I don't know if it's because I moved recently or what, but where's my money???? 

I still haven't gotten my damn Obama phone.

51 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Is it even a question that Trump is a useful idiot?

The Guardian article that it links to says the quote is in a podcast. Expect the audio to be in the ad that includes the other national security dudes.

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The cats and dogs and crowd size stuff is funny because it’s pathetic but why isn’t his response to world leaders thinking he’s a laughing stock not getting more play? “Well Orban likes me.” What the actual fuck?

14 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Once again, I'm going to ask the board:

Have you gotten your latest Soros check?  I don't know if it's because I moved recently or what, but where's my money????  You think I'm doing this just because I believe in fact based, low drama, competent governance?  Get real, sheeple. 

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We spend our checks at Comet Pizza

20 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I joined a bunch of Reddit conservative and Republican forums under a new user name. I wanted to see how these people are thinking now that the evidence is becoming overwhelming that Trump is unfit to be President. 

I’m happy to report that they are not as dumb as before. Unfortunately, they are dumber. For every single crazy thing he said, they’ve posted crazy news stories from propaganda websites that double down on the crazy. I’m sure many of those sources are North Korean, Russian and China sites. 

It depressing as hell that there are so many dumb people. 

Half of them are paid trolls

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

The cats and dogs and crowd size stuff is funny because it’s pathetic but why isn’t his response to world leaders thinking he’s a laughing stock not getting more play? “Well Orban likes me.” What the actual fuck?

How about when he said that every democrat wanted to get rid of Roe but no one thought it was possible.

3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

The cats and dogs and crowd size stuff is funny because it’s pathetic but why isn’t his response to world leaders thinking he’s a laughing stock not getting more play? “Well Orban likes me.” What the actual fuck?

Bc the average voter is like “who tf is Orban? The popcorn guy”

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Living in Tennessee I’ve obviously been living in Trump country. Last election people gave me shit for voting for Biden but this time is different. I’ve been shocked in the last few days how many of the people I would assume would vote Trump have told me fuck no. I was talking to a good friend and she said  her husband isn’t voting for Trump. I said I was kind of shocked since he owns a business and she replied that he also has a wife and a daughter. I thought that was an incredibly powerful response from her. Trump was bad enough but the cringe of Vance has really done it. 
 

This group has always gotten along and it’s been me and one other person that has went to the left the last 6 years against the other 8. We would always light heartedly give each other shit but we always knew to just not really talk about and have fun. Here lately, it’s almost like they are making a point to let me know what they are doing vote wise. Kind of cool to see honestly. It probably helps these are educated people. 

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

The cats and dogs and crowd size stuff is funny because it’s pathetic but why isn’t his response to world leaders thinking he’s a laughing stock not getting more play? “Well Orban likes me.” What the actual fuck?

For you and me, it's catnip. But Harris's restraint was INCREDIBLE.

She had the choice of chasing him down rabbit holes and firing up her converted, or staying focused on the topics she knew would appeal to the voters who she needs to drive to the polls (economy, reproductive rights, etc). It's so hard to maintain disciple but also seem fresh and unscripted. Masterclass.

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39 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It's paywalled, but you can see the topline trend before the paywall kicks in:

Pre-debate day, it was 49-46 Harris
Post-debate, it was 50-46
Day after that, 50-45

At this rate, Kamala wins +104 to -9!!!

4 hours ago, Js1 said:

We only need them until November 6 and then they can fuck all the way off

True, and it's not like Harris-Walz has these assholes out on the campaign trail for them.

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9 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

Living in Tennessee I’ve obviously been living in Trump country. Last election people gave me shit for voting for Biden but this time is different. I’ve been shocked in the last few days how many of the people I would assume would vote Trump have told me fuck no. I was talking to a good friend and she said  her husband isn’t voting for Trump. I said I was kind of shocked since he owns a business and she replied that he also has a wife and a daughter. I thought that was an incredibly powerful response from her. Trump was bad enough but the cringe of Vance has really done it. 
 

This group has always gotten along and it’s been me and one other person that has went to the left the last 6 years against the other 8. We would always light heartedly give each other shit but we always knew to just not really talk about and have fun. Here lately, it’s almost like they are making a point to let me know what they are doing vote wise. Kind of cool to see honestly. It probably helps these are educated people. 

My town has a city ordinance that states no campaign signs can be posted until 60 days prior to an election.  Back in 2020 on the first day signs could go up there were at least 15 dotard yard signs in my neighborhood.

Today?  Zero.  There is one house with a big ass Harris-Walz flag and that's it. 

13 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

My town has a city ordinance that states no campaign signs can be posted until 60 days prior to an election.  Back in 2020 on the first day signs could go up there were at least 15 dotard yard signs in my neighborhood.

Today?  Zero.  There is one house with a big ass Harris-Walz flag and that's it. 

Noticing exact same thing in terms of my non how hood has zero signage out. Same for almost all my friends in other areas too

58 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I joined a bunch of Reddit conservative and Republican forums under a new user name. I wanted to see how these people are thinking now that the evidence is becoming overwhelming that Trump is unfit to be President. 

I’m happy to report that they are not as dumb as before. Unfortunately, they are dumber. For every single crazy thing he said, they’ve posted crazy news stories from propaganda websites that double down on the crazy. I’m sure many of those sources are North Korean, Russian and China sites. 

It depressing as hell that there are so many dumb people. 

Those Reddit accounts are probably Russian bots themselves.

58 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I joined a bunch of Reddit conservative and Republican forums under a new user name. I wanted to see how these people are thinking now that the evidence is becoming overwhelming that Trump is unfit to be President. 

I’m happy to report that they are not as dumb as before. Unfortunately, they are dumber. For every single crazy thing he said, they’ve posted crazy news stories from propaganda websites that double down on the crazy. I’m sure many of those sources are North Korean, Russian and China sites. 

It depressing as hell that there are so many dumb people. 

Wait, are you saying "American Patriot Real 100% Not Fake News" is not a legit Facebook account?? 

53 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Once again, I'm going to ask the board:

Have you gotten your latest Soros check?  I don't know if it's because I moved recently or what, but where's my money????  You think I'm doing this just because I believe in fact based, low drama, competent governance?  Get real, sheeple. 

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you got two dollars? mother fucker only gave me fiddy cents

We got our Harris Walz sign on debate day.  I put it out front the next morning.  My wife was a bit nervous, and both kids shared the same thought -- there are enough MAGA dipshits in our hood (they were mostly referring to the kind of dipshits they knew from high school) that they're concerned about vandalism.  I said "fucking great.  Trash our sign, I'll buy two more.  Every dollar in damage they do, two more dollars go right to Kamala's campaign."

But yeah, it's not unreasonable to think that putting out a Harris sign makes you a target for violence of some sort, because -- and this really isn't even up for debate anymore -- MAGA is a terrorist movement.  

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Wait, are you saying "American Patriot Real 100% Not Fake News" is not a legit Facebook account?? 

The titties of the gal who runs the site (that's absolutely her real profile pic) sure are legit.

Okay, so they're fake.

But really good fakes.

And isn't that what's important?

35 minutes ago, quigley said:

For you and me, it's catnip. But Harris's restraint was INCREDIBLE.

She had the choice of chasing him down rabbit holes and firing up her converted, or staying focused on the topics she knew would appeal to the voters who she needs to drive to the polls (economy, reproductive rights, etc). It's so hard to maintain disciple but also seem fresh and unscripted. Masterclass.

Probably not hard for her; remember what her profession was? This is what she does: Get the witness/defendant to fuck up to where all the jury sees it.

She just got the felon to admit things in front of a jury of 300 million.

And she doesn't even need a unanimous response this time.

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She just brought up the "concepts of plans" at her Charlotte rally.

40 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

Living in Tennessee I’ve obviously been living in Trump country. Last election people gave me shit for voting for Biden but this time is different. I’ve been shocked in the last few days how many of the people I would assume would vote Trump have told me fuck no. I was talking to a good friend and she said  her husband isn’t voting for Trump. I said I was kind of shocked since he owns a business and she replied that he also has a wife and a daughter. I thought that was an incredibly powerful response from her. Trump was bad enough but the cringe of Vance has really done it. 
 

This group has always gotten along and it’s been me and one other person that has went to the left the last 6 years against the other 8. We would always light heartedly give each other shit but we always knew to just not really talk about and have fun. Here lately, it’s almost like they are making a point to let me know what they are doing vote wise. Kind of cool to see honestly. It probably helps these are educated people. 

get out now before it gets any worse

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1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I mean.....are the biggest scam of this century and the biggest grifter of this century meant for each other?  Absolutely.  I look forward to more MAGAts getting completely fleeced.

BTW, at a casual bar meeting the other day, a lawyer friend of mine came up to me and another attorney and asked "so do either of you know anything about crypto?"  I said "I know it's a scam."  To which he nodded and said he was trying to find someone who could help someone who got scammed out of.....lots and lots of money in crypto.

I couldn't think of any venture more perfect for Trump to get into.  It's his sweet-spot.

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World Liberty Financial sounds like every strip mall check cashing place in bad neighborhoods. What a fucking joke of a person. 

Just now, 'stache said:

World Liberty Financial sounds like every strip mall check cashing place in bad neighborhoods that also shares a storefront with a vape shop. What a fucking joke of a person. 

FIF complete accuracy.  A fucking two-bit scam artist....was the POTUS....and may be again.

What a fucking country.

8 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Again?  Isn't this the third time he's pulled this stunt?

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Saw Trump land in Tucson, I was flipping him the bird. And for later when crowd size gets brought up:

 

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean.....are the biggest scam of this century and the biggest grifter of this century meant for each other?  Absolutely.  I look forward to more MAGAts getting completely fleeced.

BTW, at a casual bar meeting the other day, a lawyer friend of mine came up to me and another attorney and asked "so do either of you know anything about crypto?"  I said "I know it's a scam."  To which he nodded and said he was trying to find someone who could help someone who got scammed out of.....lots and lots of money in crypto.

I couldn't think of any venture more perfect for Trump to get into.  It's his sweet-spot.

Well he can't use $DJT anymore this was the predictable move

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