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For my birthday, which is today (Jan 10th - Capricorn FTW), can I please have Dotard keel over? Thanks!

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I wished for the same two days ago (Jan 8th) for mine. I was disappointed.

Siap, this is hilarious and the dotard’s brain is mush

On 1/9/2026 at 1:48 PM, Brisketexan said:

If a demon crawled out of the depths of hell right in front of you, would you expect it to say or do anything materially different than MAGA is saying and doing right now? I mean, it's pretty much word-for-fucking-word what one would expect of pure evil in human form.

Maybe it’s just me, but I always thought that a demon out of the depths of hell would be smarter and more articulate.

Most GOP politicians sound more like followers of Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light, arisen from the depths of Heck. imagine if Trump had tried to take over the country with a posse of really intelligent, polished, subtle Myrmidons…

Instead, he apparently raised a bat signal to attract an army of Beavis and Butthead type white supremacists and conspiracy theorists. That may be the thing that saves the country when duty, honor, empathy and decency fails.

There’s a show on Netflix called Happy Shiny People and season 2 is out now. It’s a fucking blueprint for this wave of crazy far right Christian nationalists that are poisoning our country. Unfortunately, its academy was in Texas. This, along with the fucking evangelicals are ruining this country with their movement.

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

For my birthday, which is today (Jan 10th - Capricorn FTW), can I please have Dotard keel over? Thanks!

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On 1/2/2026 at 10:31 PM, speed817 said:

New USA Resident National Parks, Forests and federally owned land annual recreation pass

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random and meaningless but sad irony...

watching the USFS men's finals and the names of our future Olympians (however many go) will be from Torgashev, Naumov, Hiwatashi, Sanchez, and Malinin.

in Trump's America even our figure skating will suck.

eta or maybe not i guess? they are mostly white 🙄 guess i was just struck by ALL of their immigrant origins. ugh.

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He’s going to tear down the entire White House and rebuild it with Trump branding. Then have us pay for it, plus pay for all staff to stay at his properties where he will be full time.

17 minutes ago, Red Five said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15452323/Donald-Trump-orders-army-chiefs-plan-invade-Greenland-President.html

So I know we don't do impeachment anymore, but if we invade a fucking NATO country, and destroy NATO in the process, in part to distract from the cover-up of Trump being a child rapist.... I mean, fuck.

Serious question. Say the mid terms are allowed to happen and there is no bullshit and the dems take back the house. They impeach the president. He and his defense team just don't participate at all in the senate trial. What happens?

1 minute ago, Pasken said:

Serious question. Say the mid terms are allowed to happen and there is no bullshit and the dems take back the house. They impeach the president. He and his defense team just don't participate at all in the senate trial. What happens?

How many R's would need to vote to convict? Probably not enough. Although if we're in a spot where Trump has dissolved NATO and we've all seen proof of him fucking kids.... who knows?

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Good fucking Christ. By this definition we're all terrorists here.

Allahu Akbar?

fyi this is real, it’s a regular podcast between these two normal people and their maga parents. these are the same people who refer to “the radical left”, and who insist that the libs are all “brainwashed”:

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How many R's would need to vote to convict? Probably not enough. Although if we're in a spot where Trump has dissolved NATO and we've all seen proof of him fucking kids.... who knows?

How can he dissolve NATO? At this point I hope the 31 other countries attack and liberate us.
6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

What an amazing ending this would be.

I'm going to be annoyed if he goes when we're outside of the time where you can buy fireworks without a license. I regret not stocking up.

25 minutes ago, Pasken said:

Serious question. Say the mid terms are allowed to happen and there is no bullshit and the dems take back the house. They impeach the president. He and his defense team just don't participate at all in the senate trial. What happens?

For that answer, you'll need to stay tuned for the 2028 elections.

12 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

  22 minutes ago, Red Five said:


How can he dissolve NATO? At this point I hope the 31 other countries attack and liberate us.

I think one NATO country annexing another against their will would pretty much be the end of the alliance.

25 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Good fucking Christ. By this definition we're all terrorists here.

I'm a domestic terrorist here, there, over yonder, around the corner, back that way, beyond this, behind that, past this point, before that thing. That's about all the vague locations I can think of right now.

1 hour ago, Pasken said:

Serious question. Say the mid terms are allowed to happen and there is no bullshit and the dems take back the house. They impeach the president. He and his defense team just don't participate at all in the senate trial. What happens?

Just refer it to the DOJ for assistance

Episcopal bishop advises folks to get their affairs in order, and put their bodies between the powers that be and society’s most vulnerable. Obviously, a terrorist to the anti-Christs.

4 hours ago, Derka said:

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I hope he just watched "The Game"

17 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

For my birthday, which is today (Jan 10th - Capricorn FTW), can I please have Dotard keel over? Thanks!

Happy birthday, my friend! Mine is 1/15.

perhaps they are doing it (I don't care to look it up) but if I were the Russian Olympic team I would be lobbying hard to get the US banned from the Olympics too. but we all know why nothing like that will happen

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3 hours ago, Red Five said:

Good fucking Christ. By this definition we're all terrorists here.

NBC's The Voice — HEY 👋 y'all ready for the dang weekend?!

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

Good fucking Christ. By this definition we're all terrorists here.

Seems y'all are getting it now. Yes. We are. That's the point.

Opposition to and/or criticism of the fuehrer was a crime. It will be again, and right soon.

1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

Episcopal bishop advises folks to get their affairs in order, and put their bodies between the powers that be and society’s most vulnerable. Obviously, a terrorist to the anti-Christs.

This is what the clergy are called to do. They were called to do it before. Some answered the call. Some paid a high price.

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My wife and I actually had the following conversation with our children while they were home:

1) They are to preserve themselves. If that means staying abroad, seeking asylum, renouncing their citizenship....do it.

2) My wife and I have lived full lives. We will not seek out violence. We will not put ourselves in harm's way for stupid reasons/no good reason. But if we are to die standing and fighting, then so be it. Seriously. This was the first conversation we had with them where we were very frank: we may not live through this. We'd like to live, very much so. But we cannot, and will not, live as collaborators.

My wife took ordination vows. I took an oath to support the Constitution. We will live those promises. We fear that many Americans are going to find themselves put to the test in the coming days and months (we don't have years, people....this is going to all go down rather quickly). I don't know how we will all do. I don't know how my wife and I will do.

But we find ourselves in nearly the exact moment that German people found themselves in 1933 or so. We can learn from that lesson. Either way, there is pain and death coming. The only question is how much, and will the people act sufficiently to cut it short?

About these woke Christians, Pope Leo said the following:

“To be called woke in a world that sleeps through suffering is no insult.”

speaking of German people...enjoy! 😖 a pastor friend shared this...

https://open.substack.com/pub/thehumanityarchive/p/i-dont-care?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web

(how do you embed shit?? anyway...)

It was three years before the war. Before the camps. Before anyone would admit they knew where it was heading. Most people looking at Germany in 1936 saw a recovering economy, restored pride, a strong leader. They saw order. They told themselves the weather was fine.

That summer, the Olympics came to Berlin. Foreign journalists described a nation transformed—orderly, peaceful, full of prosperity. The New York Times ran stories about the “New Germany.” Anti-Jewish signs had been taken down for the visitors. Everyone agreed: the stories had been exaggerated. The games were a great success.

Jung saw something else.

“A hurricane has broken loose in Germany while we still believe it is fine weather.”

He was not writing about politics. He was writing about what happens to people—ordinary people who had been kind to their neighbors and loved their children—when something seizes them. He used the German word Ergriffenheit: to be gripped, taken over, no longer yourself. To speak with a voice that is not your own and not know it.

“One man, who is obviously ‘possessed,’ has infected a whole nation to such an extent that everything is set in motion and has started rolling on its course towards perdition.”

The possessed never know they’re possessed. That is the nature of the condition. They feel clearer than ever. The cruelty feels like honesty. The indifference feels like strength. The hatred feels like love of country.

Three years later, the rolling reached its destination.

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