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24 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

I'm guessing it either ends up with him being dead or proving that he's a witch

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I'm going to be honest, I'm a big enough of a dumbass that the possibility of the chainsaw causing the palm tree to catch fire would not have occurred to me.  But I'd be on the ground and running away.  Anyone with enough expertise to climb a tree to cut it should probably know better.

28 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

I'm going to be honest, I'm a big enough of a dumbass that the possibility of the chainsaw causing the palm tree to catch fire would not have occurred to me.  But I'd be on the ground and running away.  Anyone with enough expertise to climb a tree to cut it should probably know better.

I would think the issue is that the chain ran dry of oil, causing sparks which then caught the tree on fire. 

Was it that the saw was hot, or was it leaking fuel?  That fire came up the trunk pretty damn fast.

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Looked like it was a dead tree. Palms are fibrous, they burn fast. Best solution would have been gtf down before the fire got bigger.

Mermen be real, yo.
 
They did that to a dog on Dr Oakley.
5 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Nice rack.  Would love to have seen it shake.

 

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2 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

 

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Damn. Haven't seen this gif in forever. 

21 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Damn. Haven't seen this gif in forever. 

It's new to me and it's fabulous. 

12 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Nice rack.  Would love to have seen it shake.

Hard to shake silicone tits.

2 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Hard to shake silicone tits.

but it sure is fun trying.

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16 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

It's new to me and it's fabulous. 

Pretty sure those tits were in Airplane...

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On 8/5/2020 at 8:30 PM, Underdog said:

Is that an Omen regarding wedding/marriage?

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1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Can't. Stop. Watching.

I don't even care if she can't cook.

1 minute ago, sdm said:

I don't even care if she can't cook.

We'll order takeout. I'm fine.

7 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Won't play for me.

holy shit!  you’re missing out BIG TIME. 

You fellas will be happy to know and proud of me.   I’m at the Bootheel Rodeo in Sikeston, MO.   I have an all access pass and VIP parking.  Thought I was doing pretty good.  Then I saw my truck getting towed.   I asked one of the Missouri State troopers why I was being towed because I had my VIP parking pass displayed and I was in the VIP lot.  They informed me that I was parked in THE  governor’s  spot and he just showed up.  

Of course, I informed them that I didn’t vote for the asshole.   They got a chuckle out of that.....right before they tazed me.  

On 8/6/2020 at 8:54 PM, tfoolry said:

 

 

We need to find this chick's sex tape and put it in the Girls on Top thread.  

8 hours ago, sdm said:

I don't even care if she can't cook.

Yeah, I'd be eating out for sure. 

24 minutes ago, deadshank said:

right before they tazed me.  

tell us what that was like. 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

tell us what that was like. 

Like riding the lightning!!!

This may be the funniest "oh shit" thing I've ever seen.

CHIEF

On 8/8/2020 at 3:13 PM, crash_davis said:

 

Dan Marino made a pretty decent living doing that for years.

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