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I'm guessing some kind of parasitic worm?  

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2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I'm guessing some kind of parasitic worm?  

In a manner of speaking. 

Holy shit, yeah...my bad.  Now I get it.  Watched it once for about 3 seconds in disgust because I thought it was a worm.  upon a second full watching, Now I see it was the result of some harmless horseplay with Jerry Sandusky.  

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When you do a double-dutch with an ass-to-ass dildo.......how do you choose who gets to keep it?  Does the other person float the co-pay for the surgery?  

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

I'm guessing some kind of parasitic worm?  

a parasite only takes.  That thing gives and gives and gives and gives

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gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives

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gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives

gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives

gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives

 

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cuz its big

3 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

And just like that how the ass takes the length is finally answered.

 

8 hours ago, RPM said:

 

My dad was an engineer for Santa Fe  when I was a kid. In a head on collision, you were supposed to throw the brakes on, and then bail off the locomotive when it was slow enough that she wouldn’t get hurt. The only close call he ever had was With an Exxon tanker that was across the tracks in Fort Worth. He said he rode It out, Said he could reach out and touch the tank when he went by still on the locomotive.

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The jogger/fire vid is more of a lulz to me. What can one do in the face of such stupidity but laugh?

26 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

"I don't think he's going to get the job done."

No shit Sherlock! But at least he's trying to be proactive. I'm sure if you were on scene you'd put it out by pissing your pants.

1 hour ago, RPM said:

But at least he's trying to be proactive.

is that proactive or stupid?

Thinking to himself; GDit, where's a rake when you need one?

 

Surprised his shoes weren't completely melted already. That's gonna be a painful walk home barefoot

Daaang Impressive that dude got up from the car attack. Was hoping he’d beat the shit out of guy. May be just adrenaline and dude was seriously injured

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13 minutes ago, Chooky said:

The eye hole. Would you? 

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My dad lost an eye in a mower accident when I was really young. He used to terrorize us with his false eye. It was great.

2 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

My dad lost an eye in a mower accident when I was really young. He used to terrorize us with his false eye. It was great.

will ferrell yes GIF

21 hours ago, Chooky said:

The eye hole. Would you? 

Cocaines a Hellofa’ drug...

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On 8/22/2020 at 3:50 PM, Mr. Blutarsky said:

And just like that how the ass takes the length is finally answered.

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On 8/24/2020 at 2:41 PM, davidg said:

 

What am I watching here?

22 hours ago, Chooky said:

The eye hole. Would you? 

While Chooky dressed to leave after their night of passion, she winked and said, "I'll keep an eye out for ya!"

3 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

My dad lost an eye in a mower accident when I was really young. He used to terrorize us with his false eye. It was great.

You’ll mow your eye out!

3 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

My dad lost an eye in a mower accident when I was really young. He used to terrorize us with his false eye. It was great.

So, this hit close to home???

24 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

What am I watching here?

Some kind of a bush hog I think. Pause it at around the 2-3 second mark and look at that piece that slides out to the right. You can see there are vertical blades on it. One of those blades came through the windshield and planted itself in the seat next to him

28 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

What am I watching here?

A prime exhibit for plaintiff’s counsel when that model of bush hog impales some future unfortunate worker. The company is now on notice that the machine is prone to losing its mower blades, and the protective glass in the cab is insufficient to protect the operator. 

8 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Some kind of a bush hog I think. Pause it at around the 2-3 second mark and look at that piece that slides out to the right. You can see there are vertical blades on it. One of those blades came through the windshield and planted itself in the seat next to him

Old version of something like this for trimming grapevine hedgerows

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Some of you assholes need to learn to spoiler tag shit and give fair warning. I'm talking you you @tfoolry

can't fucking unsee shit.

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1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

what’s going on here

19 minutes ago, futureman said:

what’s going on here

Liquid metal of some kind.

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